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Revenge is Nigh, Look out Woodville!!!

PostPosted: Fri Nov 03, 2006 9:26 am
by Wedgie
Tomorrow Im lining up for the Adelaide Airport Lawn Bowls club against Woodville at Woodville.
I plan to take out revenge on Woodville for them knocking North out in the Prelim Final.
If my team looks like losing Im going to get violent, Im going to do a "Skipworth" and get one of the old buggers, force them to ground and try to rip their arms out of their shoulder socket.
There'll be "accidental" quick and violent bowls to shins, "flippers" invading neighbouring rinks, behind the play elbows, shattered beer glasses, its all going to be on tomorrow.
Revenge will be mine!
Stay tuned for a full report.

PostPosted: Fri Nov 03, 2006 9:42 am
by JK
Might have to pop in amongst running some errands for a laugh .. Sorry .. Look! :wink:

PostPosted: Fri Nov 03, 2006 9:44 am
by Wedgie
Constance_Perm wrote:Might have to pop in amongst running some errands for a laugh .. Sorry .. Look! :wink:

Oh Christ, please dont, its bad enough having to wear white shoes, white pants (old cricket pants ala Mick Molloy), the bowling top (light blue, grey and white) and white hat let alone having someone I know besides my old man seeing me.
I'd be easy to spot though, only bloke under the age of 60 on the green.
Last week, I was told I was a "nice boy".
WTF, Im 36 years old!!!

PostPosted: Fri Nov 03, 2006 9:47 am
by heater31
Wedgie wrote:
Constance_Perm wrote:Might have to pop in amongst running some errands for a laugh .. Sorry .. Look! :wink:

Oh Christ, please dont, its bad enough having to wear white shoes, white pants (old cricket pants ala Mick Molloy) , the bowling top (light blue, grey and white) and white hat let alone having someone I know besides my old man seeing me.
I'd be easy to spot though, only bloke under the age of 60 on the green.
Last week, I was told I was a "nice boy".
WTF, Im 36 years old!!!



Complete with grass and red stains I hope :wink:

you are half their age so to them you are a boy

PostPosted: Fri Nov 03, 2006 9:49 am
by Wedgie
heater31 wrote:Complete with grass and red stains I hope :wink:


Grass stains yep, no red stains though as I was a keeper.

Must stay off the piss this week, very hard last week rocking up with a shocking hangover after the North B&F.

PostPosted: Fri Nov 03, 2006 1:50 pm
by MightyEagles
If you do anything, you have me to answer to. :wink:

PostPosted: Fri Nov 03, 2006 1:59 pm
by JK
Wedgie wrote:
Constance_Perm wrote:Might have to pop in amongst running some errands for a laugh .. Sorry .. Look! :wink:

Oh Christ, please dont, its bad enough having to wear white shoes, white pants (old cricket pants ala Mick Molloy), the bowling top (light blue, grey and white) and white hat let alone having someone I know besides my old man seeing me.
I'd be easy to spot though, only bloke under the age of 60 on the green.
Last week, I was told I was a "nice boy".
WTF, Im 36 years old!!!


Swear Jar Anthony ...

Good luck with The Wheel Of Cheese! :D

PostPosted: Fri Nov 03, 2006 2:01 pm
by magpie in the 80's
Constance_Perm wrote:
Wedgie wrote:
Constance_Perm wrote:Might have to pop in amongst running some errands for a laugh .. Sorry .. Look! :wink:

Oh Christ, please dont, its bad enough having to wear white shoes, white pants (old cricket pants ala Mick Molloy), the bowling top (light blue, grey and white) and white hat let alone having someone I know besides my old man seeing me.
I'd be easy to spot though, only bloke under the age of 60 on the green.
Last week, I was told I was a "nice boy".
WTF, Im 36 years old!!!


Swear Jar Anthony ...

Good luck with The Wheel Of Cheese! :D


and don't go looking in the green keepers shed :wink:

PostPosted: Fri Nov 03, 2006 2:03 pm
by Wedgie
Im looking forward to the Eagles cheersquad rocking up now, that'd put me off my game, not that I have one yet! :lol:

PostPosted: Fri Nov 03, 2006 2:09 pm
by JK
Wedgie wrote:Im looking forward to the Eagles cheersquad rocking up now, that'd put me off my game, not that I have one yet! :lol:


Thats ok, the Eagles don't have a cheersquad yet either :wink:

(Just kidding all you WWT fans)

PostPosted: Fri Nov 03, 2006 2:20 pm
by MightyEagles
Wedgie wrote:Im looking forward to the Eagles cheersquad rocking up now, that'd put me off my game, not that I have one yet! :lol:


Go U Eagles. :wink:

PostPosted: Fri Nov 03, 2006 2:21 pm
by Wedgie
Constance_Perm wrote:
Wedgie wrote:Im looking forward to the Eagles cheersquad rocking up now, that'd put me off my game, not that I have one yet! :lol:


Thats ok, the Eagles don't have a cheersquad yet either :wink:

(Just kidding all you WWT fans)


Oh yes they do, despite not having the numbers of other clubs they'd probably win in the kilos stakes, they should join our weight loss challenge!

PostPosted: Fri Nov 03, 2006 2:38 pm
by magpie in the 80's
Wedgie wrote:
Constance_Perm wrote:
Wedgie wrote:Im looking forward to the Eagles cheersquad rocking up now, that'd put me off my game, not that I have one yet! :lol:


Thats ok, the Eagles don't have a cheersquad yet either :wink:

(Just kidding all you WWT fans)


Oh yes they do, despite not having the numbers of other clubs they'd probably win in the kilos stakes, they should join our weight loss challenge!


our weight loss challenge :roll: says the guy who has yet to set a date :wink:

PostPosted: Sat Nov 04, 2006 7:50 pm
by Wedgie
Bloody Woodville had it over the Roosters again today at Woodville.
Despite putting on the last 6 points we lost 25-16. :cry: