Gaelic Football in South Australia

[Cheese Twisties]

The Na Fianna Gaelic Football Club regrets to inform the association that Daniel Jeffrey Bryant has been suspended pending a full investigation for alleged innapropriate behaviour at the Payneham Norwood Union Gala Dinner. Further information rergarding the alleged event will be made available to the 7 people who contribute to this site when certain specific details can be confirmed.

What has Dan "Kobe" Bryant been banned for?

Match fixing scandle?

Unchecked drug use?

A tirade of lewd abuse directed at a mother of 4?

All of the above?

[wristwatcher]

I AM UNABLE TO COMMENT ON THE "ALLEGATIONS" DUE TO LEGAL REASONS . THE PRELIMINARY HEARING IS TOMORROW NIGHT.

[Zelezny Chucks]

Surely names and places could be changed to protect the innocent... We need this scandal leaked to the press damnit!!

[the milky bar kid]

I AM UNABLE TO COMMENT ON THE "ALLEGATIONS" DUE TO LEGAL REASONS . THE PRELIMINARY HEARING IS TOMORROW NIGHT.

That bloke is over rated anyway....

I can't comment too much but i've heard rumours it involves a 9 iron, a cardboard cutout of Jason Fay, some other guy that plays at full forward who's name may ryme with lollie & a white Suzuki Vitara

[Major Gun]

I AM UNABLE TO COMMENT ON THE "ALLEGATIONS" DUE TO LEGAL REASONS . THE PRELIMINARY HEARING IS TOMORROW NIGHT.

That bloke is over rated anyway....

I can't comment too much but i've heard rumours it involves a 9 iron, a cardboard cutout of Jason Fay, some other guy that plays at full forward who's name may ryme with lollie & a white Suzuki Vitara

The posts of the MBK are becoming stranger and stranger. WW, it is time for you to give us the full story as MBK is obviously under much stress at present and requires all of our support and understanding.

Full disclosure is required and quite possibly a full blown intervention.

[the milky bar kid]

I AM UNABLE TO COMMENT ON THE "ALLEGATIONS" DUE TO LEGAL REASONS . THE PRELIMINARY HEARING IS TOMORROW NIGHT.

That bloke is over rated anyway....

I can't comment too much but i've heard rumours it involves a 9 iron, a cardboard cutout of Jason Fay, some other guy that plays at full forward who's name may ryme with lollie & a white Suzuki Vitara

The posts of the MBK are becoming stranger and stranger. WW, it is time for you to give us the full story as MBK is obviously under much stress at present and requires all of our support and understanding.

Full disclosure is required and quite possibly a full blown intervention.

No comment can be made, possibly due to no event happening???
The gaelic season really needs to start, cause the break between seasons is making some people a little crazy

[wristwatcher]

Awaiting CCTV footage to become available. This footage is sure to shake or stir things up a great deal and may leave one MBK a little sour when he sees what transpired.
Due to the delicate nature of the events NFGFC has appointed Damien Emery as its spokesperson. He is sure to comment soon enough.

[the milky bar kid]

Awaiting CCTV footage to become available. This footage is sure to shake or stir things up a great deal and may leave one MBK a little sour when he sees what transpired.
Due to the delicate nature of the events NFGFC has appointed Damien Emery as its spokesperson. He is sure to comment soon enough.

Your right, WW. We'll wait on the CCTV.

What I propose is a full audit of the many years of PNU CCTV.... Lets open the vault!!!!

[wristwatcher]

[wristwatcher]

On behalf of NFGFC and Mr Emery we are pleased to announce that Daniel Jeffrey Bryant has been suspended for 1 month from all domestic Gaelic Football competition and social events. This suspension will not effect his selection at the Australasian Championships in late Sept-Early Oct. His tremendous contribution to the Nationals in Melbourne 2009 in the role of "The Phantom Sh*itter" was taken into account in the reduction of his sentencing. Mr Emery has also stated that he is "100% certain" that all due dilligence has been done in dealing with the incident.

[the milky bar kid]

On behalf of NFGFC and Mr Emery we are pleased to announce that Daniel Jeffrey Bryant has been suspended for 1 month from all domestic Gaelic Football competition and social events. This suspension will not effect his selection at the Australasian Championships in late Sept-Early Oct. His tremendous contribution to the Nationals in Melbourne 2009 in the role of "The Phantom Sh*itter" was taken into account in the reduction of his sentencing. Mr Emery has also stated that he is "100% certain" that all due dilligence has been done in dealing with the incident.

So that leaves him available to play round 1.
In other news the vault of PNU CCTV footage has been opened & an official look at all of the footage from the past 5 years. This also includes footage from downstairs as well

[wristwatcher]

Does it include anything from people going down the stairs.

[the milky bar kid]

Does it include anything from people going down the stairs.

Yes it does i have just watched the CCTV footage of last years afl grand final day... Probably explains many of the bruises you recieved & why you & Geoffery Clark are so well bonded

[wristwatcher]

Best set of tears i ever fell down man *tears*

[wristwatcher]

Best set of tears i ever fell down man *tears*

LOL....Stairs, best set of stairs i ever fell down. Sorry i must have copped some recycling fumes

[the milky bar kid]

Hope we all made it thru the weekend with no incidents to report, maybe you could confirm this Major Gun?

[Major Gun]

Plenty of incidents but only one to report....

The Milky Bar Kid once again failed to show up to a function that he had committed to. As a result a number of people went home disappointed (yet again).

One hopes actually makes it to NZ and to the gorund each day. He is proving to be unreliable and elusive....A riddle wrapped inside an enigma, coated in mystery sauce.

[the milky bar kid]

I may ask Motorboat to confirm if that is the only incident worth reporting.

However the word 'committed' is arguable. Event number 1, my good mate WW goes oh yeah ur invited to celebrate the birth of MG's daughter, it started 3 hours ago...
Event number 2, WW says, you're invited to MG's wifes birthday, i tell him I've got committements with Mrs MBK & her netball best & fairest, but i will try to make it!

So i listened to whom he should obey & went to the netball presentation, at which there was a 6 hour bar tab (which included base spirits!). So once this ended i made my way on foot to the Lion, to find that you've all (except MB) have gone home....

[wristwatcher]

Moose tells me that on Sunday at Football Park MBK approached the lady who does the facepainting but alas she would not paint his face in the Norwood colours as she insisted giving him a pure blue face would have a much more signifigant effect. ......This is another reading from the gospel of the Moose

[Flinders O'Neills]

How are other clubs looking for the new season a month out from the start?

Any big recriutment drives??

2 new mens teams should be pretty interesting....

For our part we have had the usual influx of players wanting to play gaelic for the first time, trouble is they all usually last about 2 weeks!!......