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Re: Top Tens

Postby JK » Sun Jan 17, 2010 12:01 pm

Pidge wrote:
devilsadvocate wrote:
Il Duce wrote:
johntheclaret wrote:Not particularly topical, but here is a Daily Mail "experts" poll on the top ten goal poachers

10. Andrew Cole (Arsenal, Fulham (loan), Bristol City, Newcastle United, Manchester United, Blackburn Rovers, Fulham, Manchester City, Portsmouth, Birmingham (loan), Sunderland, Burnley (loan), Nottingham Forest

9. Allan Clarke (Walsall, Fulham, Leicester, Leeds, Barnsley)

8. Alan Shearer (Southampton, Blackburn, Newcastle)

7. Robbie Fowler (Liverpool, Leeds, Man City, Liverpool, Cardiff City, Blackburn)

6. Michael Owen (Liverpool, Real Madrid, Newcastle)

5. Denis Law (Huddersfield, Man City, Torino, Man United, Man City)

4. Ruud van Nistelrooy (Den Bosch, Heerenveen, PSV, Man United, Real Madrid)

3. Jimmy Greaves (Chelsea, AC Milan, Tottenham Hotspur, West Ham United)

2. Ian Rush (Chester, Liverpool, Juventus, Liverpool, Leeds, Newcastle, Sheffield United (loan), Wrexham)

1. Gary Lineker (Leicester, Everton, Barcelona, Spurs, Nagoya Grampus Eight)


I know its only opion based but how is filippo inzaghi not in here or is this an english thing only.


Never played in England mate.


This is a list that must have Dirk Kuyt on it.


Mate I don't reckon he could even poach an egg regularly
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Re: Top Tens

Postby devilsadvocate » Thu Jan 21, 2010 12:14 pm

Constance_Perm wrote:
Pidge wrote:This is a list that must have Dirk Kuyt on it.


Mate I don't reckon he could even poach an egg regularly


Did alright overnight :oops:
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Re: Top Tens

Postby johntheclaret » Tue Jul 13, 2010 6:41 am

OK, the first Top Ten of the year wouldn't be appropriate if it wasn't about the world Cup. So here are the Top Ten goals of the tournament. Agree or disagree, which would you have at number 1 ?

Siphiwe Tshabalala (South Africa) v Mexico, Group Stage
Having seen his side outclassed by Mexico in a goalless first half of their World Cup opener, Tshabalala sparks wild scenes of celebration by powering into the penalty area and putting the hosts in front with a sweetly-struck left-footed effort.

Mesut Ozil (Germany) v Ghana, Group Stage
Philipp Lahm and Thomas Muller combine on the right wing with the young forward sending the ball inside to Ozil, who takes a touch before catching everyone off guard with a perfectly flighted left-footed rocket.

Fabio Quagliarella (Italy) v Slovakia, Group Stage
With his side 3-1 down and heading out of the World Cup, substitute Quagliarella, with little on in front of him, produces one of the classiest chip shots you will see to reduce the deficit with three minutes of injury-time left.

David Villa (Spain) v Honduras, Group Stage
Pulled out on the left flank, Villa takes down Gerard Pique's inch-perfect diagonal ball before charging goalwards, slipping past two defenders with a subtle swing of the hips, rounding another defender and firing into the top-right corner.

David Villa (Spain) v Chile, Group Stage
Chile goalkeeper Claudio Bravo suffers a rush of blood to the head and races off his line to clear the ball at least 30 yards from goal, only for it to fall to master marksman Villa who hits it first time, left-footed, from 50 yards and into the gaping net.

Maicon (Brazil) v North Korea, Group Stage
With the unknown quantity that was North Korea putting up stubborn resistance, the Brazil full-back drives forward with typical dynamism before smashing the ball home with a hard, low drive from an acute angle. Did he mean it? As a Brazilian, he has to have the benefit of the doubt.

Carlos Tevez (Argentina) v Mexico, Last 16
Having already scored a clearly offside goal, Tevez manages one to be proud of with a typically no-nonsense long-range rocket which flies into the net and wraps up the win for his side.

Asamoah Gyan (Ghana) v United States, Last 16
Shows startling strength to withstand Carlos Bocanegra's hefty barge and latch onto a long ball early in extra-time, before going on to lash home a left-footed shot.

Javier Hernandez (Mexico) v Argentina, Last 16
With his side trailing 3-0 and heading home, Old Trafford-bound youngster Hernandez gives Manchester United fans something to get excited about with a subtle but brilliant goal, creating space like a veteran goal poacher, controlling cleverly and dispatching coolly.

And finally the best of the lot.................................?

Giovanni van Bronckhorst (Holland) v Uruguay, Semi-final
Holland captain Van Bronckhorst, set to retire after the tournament, collects the ball from Demy De Zeeuw from deep in his left-back position. Having steadied himself and with Uruguay slow to close him down, 'Gio' unleashes a rising rocket past Fernando Muslera and into the top right-hand corner.
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Re: Top Tens

Postby devilsadvocate » Tue Jul 13, 2010 9:43 am

Brilliant stuff mate. Love the top-10's!

I wouldn't argue with anything in that list. Although Forlan and Honda could be a little disappointed that it's not a top 12!
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Re: Top Tens

Postby cossi11 » Mon Jul 19, 2010 1:15 pm

van Bronckhorst 's goal gets my vote as the best in the tournament followed closely by Forlans goal
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Re: Top Tens

Postby Dirko » Mon Jul 19, 2010 1:22 pm

cossi11 wrote:van Bronckhorst 's goal gets my vote as the best in the tournament followed closely by Forlans goal



Agreed.
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Re: Top Tens

Postby johntheclaret » Tue Jul 20, 2010 8:14 am

OK, this weeks offering is not exactly a top ten, but hey, what the heck.............

Top 10 things we've learned from football last week

1) There ain't no partly like an S(pain) Club Party
Spain's victorious squad returned from South Africa on Monday and immediately got stuck into one of the most eventful victory parties in recent memory. Leaving aside the merry pranksters' japes involving Cesc Fabregas and a Barcelona shirt , our hearts were warmed first by the sight of Iker Casillas snogging his girlfriend , and then by Arvelo Arbeloa's magnificent drunken tumble on the open top bus parade . Take that and party...

2) Carles Puyol was forged in fire
We were especially please for Spain's World Cup winning defender Carles Puyol. Given all the well-documented disappointments he's had fronting hapless heavy metal band Anvil , he was due a break...

3) There's a thin line between tapas and tapping-up
When not drinking their own bodyweight in celebratory Budweiser, Spain's Barcelona contingent have been quietly getting on with the business of publicly unsettling Arsenal skipper Cesc Fabregas. Sergio Busquets became the SEVENTH player to speak out this week - all we now need is Consuela the tea lady to chip in and we'll have the full set .

4) You really can't trust anyone these days..
The most shocking news of the week? That World Cup breakout star Paul the Psychic Octopus is a fraud ! The clever cephalopod's trainer Verena Bartsch claims she caught the allegedly English eight-limber off the coast of Italy in April... Still, if that's true, then no wonder he changed sides at the last minute to predict Spain would beat Germany in the World Cup semi-final.

5) Real Madrid to buy Ashley Cole from LeftBacks4U
Jose Mourinho was reportedly sniffing around his old Chelsea mucker Ashley Cole this week , but our favourite line on the saga came from actor, comedian and Today's The Day alumnus David Schneider, who commented on his Twitter page: 'Ashley Cole transfer latest. Real Madrid to offer £30m plus unlimited texts'.

6) Some Might Say Manchester City's spending is out of control
Manchester City took their summer spending to £2.7billion this week when they added David Silva to their already groaning roster . The Mirror's Brian Reade poetically described the club as the whores of football on Saturday, but the most exciting development was Noel Gallagher's revelation that Garry Cook had written a 'mind-blowing' list of transfer targets on a napkin over lunch. What we really wanted to know, though, was what sort of napkin did he write it on? It's really tricky to stop a ball-point pen going through those paper ones, as anyone who's ever tried to chat someone up in a cheap restaurant will attest.

7) Chelsea are the football club that's bad for your teeth
A raft of new commercial opportunities - er, we mean strips - were unveiled this week. You can see a rather good gallery of them here , but be warned: Chelsea's new away kit should come with a healthy warning. The inspiration behind their black and gold kit? Surely that perennial Christmas treat Terry's Chocolate Orange..

8) There's no point trying to do a Top 10 of Emile Heskey's England goals
B lack armbands all round on Thursday as England team mascot and occasional striker Emile Heskey announced his retirement from international football. The obvious gag was that most people thought he did before the World Cup...

9) Alas poor Loric, Hammers almost knew him well...
Nice striker Loric Remy has become the most wanted man in European football, but we'd like to categorically quash rumours that the Nice striker is just another mercenary gun for hire. No, we're sure the string of stories in which he's professed his undying love and desire to sign for first Arsenal , then West Ham and finally Liverpool (while keeping his options open for Tottenham) were merely the result of youthful enthusiasm.

10) Who says the Europa League's rubbish?
There's a lot of rot talked about how the Europa League is a meaningless competition stuffed-full of no-mark teams, but today's qualifying draw scotched that once and for all. The once-mighty Liverpool will face glamour ties against either 'flamboyant' pop star Mika (of 'Grace Kelly fame) or Sonic the Hedgehog's evil nemesis, Dr Robotnik. You don't get that calibre of opposition in the Champions League...


Thanks to Dan Silver in Mirror Football Blog
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Re: Top Tens

Postby devilsadvocate » Tue Jul 20, 2010 10:09 am

johntheclaret wrote:9) Alas poor Loric, Hammers almost knew him well...
Nice striker Loric Remy has become the most wanted man in European football, but we'd like to categorically quash rumours that the Nice striker is just another mercenary gun for hire. No, we're sure the string of stories in which he's professed his undying love and desire to sign for first Arsenal , then West Ham and finally Liverpool (while keeping his options open for Tottenham) were merely the result of youthful enthusiasm.


I'm glad this clown got slated.
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Re: Top Tens

Postby johntheclaret » Sun Aug 01, 2010 2:02 am

Gill makes a valid point regarding the apparent non-activity in the transfer market. The world cup took 6 weeks out of the window, but with the new regulations concening squad numbers and home-grown talent, it is likely a number of clubs will be looking to off load players. The big problem for many of the top clubs is the number of high earners and even loan deals are likley to need support from the parent club, particularly in the case of Man City and Chelsea. Many would say these clubs have made thier beds and must now lie in them.

Anyway, with a depressed transfer market here are the top 10 transfer so far. will there be any more to top what we have ?

David Villa - Valencia to Barcelona
Spain would not only appear to have the finest national team on the planet but also the strongest domestic league, with star striker Villa shunning the opportunity to move to the Premier League in favour of a switch to Camp Nou. Valencia reportedly received a fee in the region of £35million when a deal for Villa was completed back in May, but there can be no doubt that it was money well spent as the 28-year-old is one of the most lethal frontmen in the business, blessed with pace, skill and extraordinary finishing ability. Having sparkled in South Africa and enjoyed prolific season after prolific season in the Primera Liga, it is frightening to think about how many goals Villa, now at the peak of his career, might score alongside Messi and co in Barcelona colours.

David Silva - Valencia to Manchester City
Silva became the next big name after Villa to exit Valencia when he was snapped up by Manchester City for around £25million. Little should be read into the fact that he did not play much for Spain at the World Cup, after all neither did Cesc Fabregas. This is a player who has the potential to make a major impact in English football, with Roberto Mancini saying that his signing illustrates the level of City's ambition. The winger has tormented full-backs in his homeland over the past few years and, at the age of 24, is only likely to get better. Despite fierce competition for places at Eastlands, Silva should be one of the first names on the team sheet and will be looking to help fire City to some silverware.

Yaya Toure - Barcelona to Manchester City
Mancini has not been shy to splash the cash this summer and among his new recruits is a player who was a key figure at Barcelona until just a few months ago. For a defensive midfielder to cost £20million provides more than evidence of City's spending power, it also shows that Toure is a class act. He may have fallen down the pecking order towards the end of his stay at Camp Nou, but remains a formidable opponent who should be well suited to the physicality of the Premier League. Having his brother Kolo already at the club will help the 27-year-old, who relishes a battle in the centre of the field but also possesses excellent technique.

Joe Cole - Chelsea to Liverpool
He may have been available on a free transfer but Liverpool still pulled off one of the biggest coups of the close season when they won the chase for the popular Londoner. Tottenham and Arsenal had both been interested in snapping up Cole following his release from Chelsea after seven years at Stamford Bridge that had been successful in terms of trophies and yet often frustrating. The 28-year-old has struggled to establish himself as a regular starter for club and country in recent times but remains one of the most talented playmakers of his generation and will hope to rediscover his best form at Anfield. Cole's arrival had an added benefit in that it helped convince Steven Gerrard to commit his future to the club, with supporters now dreaming of a return to the glory days.

Marouane Chamakh - Bordeaux to Arsenal
Much was expected from Arsene Wenger in the transfer window but so far the Arsenal manager has stuck to his policy of not chasing the biggest names in the game. He will have been delighted to secure the services of Chamakh though, who was attracting widespread interest as his contract with Bordeaux drew closer to ending. The Moroccan striker, who bears a resemblance to Cristiano Ronaldo, may not play the same way as the former Manchester United ace but he does have the ability to take the Premier League by storm. Skilful and agile but also strong in the air, Chamakh will bring an extra dimension to the Gunners' attractive attacking play and could provide a solution to the problems that have prevented them from claiming a trophy since 2005.

Javier Hernandez - Chivas de Guadalajara to Manchester United
United's announcement in April that a deal had been agreed to sign Hernandez sent supporters scurrying to find out more about the little-known Mexican, but it became apparent during the World Cup that Sir Alex Ferguson had struck gold once again. The 22-year-old scored well-taken goals against both France and Argentina, while he was reportedly clocked as the fastest player of the whole tournament. Ferguson will probably take the view that his £8million purchase of Hernandez is a long-term investment, but the youngster has a fantastic eye for goal and could be difficult to dislodge from the side if he gets the opportunity to impress.

Angel di Maria - Benfica to Real Madrid
Di Maria has been regarded as one of the hottest young properties in football for some time, having produced a series of dazzling performances for Benfica over the past few seasons. He has also become an important component of the Argentina team, no mean feat considering the wealth of options at Diego Maradona's disposal. Having done well at the World Cup, the 22-year-old then tied up a big-money move to Real Madrid believed to be worth in excess of £20million. Di Maria will have several high-profile rivals for a place in the team at the Santiago Bernabeu but he has the tools to unlock defences and Jose Mourinho will hope his arrival can propel Real towards domestic and European success.


Yossi Benayoun - Liverpool to Chelsea
Cole's aforementioned switch in the opposite direction may have appealed more to the headline writers but Chelsea will be glad to have bolstered their midfield options with the acquisition of Benayoun. The nimble-footed Israeli showed during his time at Anfield that he is capable of breathtaking moments of magic and if he can find more consistency he could be a real hit with his new club. The Blues needed reinforcements after letting Cole and Michael Ballack go, and Benayoun's speed and trickery will come in useful during another title tilt.


Martin Petrov - Manchester City to Bolton
For Bolton to have snared a player of Petrov's calibre is an amazing triumph. The Bulgarian may have been deemed surplus to requirements at Eastlands and allowed to leave at the end of his contract, but he has demonstrated during his time in England that he is a highly effective performer. There are not many other left wingers in the Premier League that can strike fear into opposing defenders like an on-song Petrov, and he is sure to get the opportunity to start more regularly at the Reebok Stadium. The 31-year-old is fast and direct and should slot nicely into a Trotters side that can be expected to play some exciting stuff under Owen Coyle.


Thierry Henry - Barcelona to New York Red Bulls
There is a growing trend for top players of a certain age to venture away from Europe to less obvious footballing hotspots, with Fabio Cannavaro also joining Al-Ahli Dubai this summer. Henry has opted for a switch to New York after a glittering career with Arsenal and Barcelona, as the MLS continues to attract big names. Now 32, the Frenchman's star may be on the wane but he still has something to offer the Red Bulls and his arrival can only boost the game in America.
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Re: Top Tens

Postby johntheclaret » Sat Aug 28, 2010 7:54 pm

Ok, maybe a week late but after the regularity of the 6-0 scoreline this season, here is a top ten of six nillers.

Liverpool 6 Manchester City 0 - 1995/6
Having just been comfortably beaten by Manchester City, it may not be much consolation to Liverpool supporters to recall their demolition job at Anfield 15 years ago as Ian Rush and Robbie Fowler scored two apiece. Coming just three days after a 4-0 success against the same opponents in the League Cup, the Reds inflicted more pain on a City side that would drop out of the Premier League at the end of the season. Rush and Jamie Redknapp did the early damage with goals inside the opening five minutes, while Neil Ruddock also got his name on the scoresheet.


Barnsley 0 Chelsea 6 - 1997/8
An omen of things to come, Ruud Gullit's Blues ran riot away from home in August 1997 as future manager Gianluca Vialli netted four goals in a stunning display against opponents who would be relegated at the end of the season. Dan Petrescu broke the deadlock and Gus Poyet made it 2-0 before Vialli got in on the act. The Tykes would have their revenge the next time the sides met at Oakwell almost 11 years later, with a shock 1-0 win in the FA Cup.


Everton 6 West Ham 0 - 1998/99
Everton had endured a disappointing campaign heading into the penultimate weekend of the season in May but upset the form book to thump the high-flying Hammers at Goodison Park, with Kevin Campbell notching a hat-trick to inspire the victory. Campbell had only recently joined on loan but turned out to be a prolific goalscorer in the closing stages of the season and earned a permanent switch in the summer. Also enjoying themselves against West Ham were Michael Ball, who slotted home a penalty, Don Hutchison and Francis Jeffers.


Manchester United 6 Bradford 0 - 2000/01
A daunting trip to Old Trafford for the Bantams ended in predictable disappointment as Quinton Fortune and Teddy Sheringham shared four goals in a clash between teams that ended top and bottom that season. Bradford had defied the odds to stay up the previous year but could not contain a rampant United as Andy Cole opened the scoring and David Beckham completed the rout.


West Brom 0 Liverpool 6 - 2003/4
West Brom found themselves on the receiving end at The Hawthorns as Michael Owen hit the target an incredible four times to pass the 100-goal barrier in the Premier League. The Baggies' relegation had already been confirmed by the time Liverpool came to town on 26th April and Owen was having one of those days when he was virtually unstoppable as he brought up his century at the age of 23. Milan Baros also weighed in with a couple as West Brom capitulated.


Reading 6 West Ham 0 - 2006/7
It is easy to forget that Reading were once a decent force in the top flight, capable of producing dazzling displays such as this one on New Year's Day 2007 when Kevin Doyle bagged a brace. Brynjar Gunnarsson, Stephen Hunt and Leroy Lita piled the misery on as well and Anton Ferdinand even helped out with an own goal. A strong-looking West Ham side included Yossi Benayoun and Bobby Zamora, while Carlos Tevez was an unused substitute, but the Royals were far too strong.


Manchester United 6 Newcastle 0 - 2007/8
The Red Devils smashed 11 goals past Newcastle over two encounters in 2007/8 and were particularly ruthless at home as Cristiano Ronaldo and Carlos Tevez wreaked havoc. The Magpies had actually resisted admirably in the first half and reached the interval with the score still goalless, but the floodgates opened after Ronaldo had broken the deadlock with a free-kick. The Portuguese maestro went on to register his first hat-trick for United, with Tevez grabbing two and Rio Ferdinand the other.


Chelsea 6 Manchester City 0 - 2007/8
Manchester City's strong start to the season under Sven Goran Eriksson began to unravel at Stamford Bridge as Didier Drogba struck twice for a Chelsea side just getting used to life without Jose Mourinho. The Blues, playing with verve and vigour, took the lead through Michael Essien early on and Drogba soon doubled their advantage. The Ivorian struck again after the interval before Joe Cole, Salomon Kalou and even an out-of-sorts Andriy Shevchenko joined the party.


Derby 0 Aston Villa 6 - 2007/8
Coming towards the end of a campaign that saw them relegated with just 11 points, a Derby side short of confidence was torn apart by Villa at Pride Park, with six different goalscorers. A Roy Carroll mistake allowed Ashley Young to make it 1-0 and John Carew added a second before Stiliyan Petrov provided the highlight of the match with a spectacular 45-yard strike following a poor goalkeeping clearance. Gareth Barry, Gabriel Agbonlahor and Marlon Harewood scored in the second half to condemn Derby to a second 6-0 defeat of the season after an earlier loss to Liverpool.


Manchester City 6 Portsmouth 0 - 2008/9
Manchester City turned in one of their most stylish performances of recent years to dismantle Harry Redknapp's visitors at Eastlands, with Robinho for once at his exhilarating best. It was another Brazilian, Jo, who set City on their way to three points before Richard Dunne scrambled home a second. Robinho and Shaun Wright-Phillips also netted following some gorgeous flowing football, before substitutes Ched Evans and Gelson Fernandes added late gloss to the scoreline.
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