Round 5 - Life moves pretty fast
Posted: Wed Apr 14, 2021 6:00 pm
Life indeed moves pretty fast. Seems like only yesterday that i formulated my squad and dreamt of the inevitable SuperCoach glory that was surely on the way. I was going beautifully as well....then the games started.
The SuperCoach Gods went in dry last week. Plenty of coaches with an eye for detail had Rory Sloane on thier watch list but they made a spectacle of themselves as they found out one eyed players are as useful as a one eyed supporters. Plenty of coaches had Caleb Daniel on thier short list and little man has spluttered along until last weeks spectacular **** up when he carded a 19 and got rubbed out for a week as well. For anyone who opted for Super Premo Flynn at R2 well you just shit the bed. Big fat Mummy flogged useless when Captain Grundy so hard that Flynn might not get a gig again until Boss Cameron gers a clue and **** knows when that might be.
Then we have the mysterious Lachie Mess Monster. As time goes by less and less coaches believe he actually exists. So far the Monster's main contribution to the season was the introduction of gang hand signals to AFL Football after Shagger Rohan broke the jaw of a fly who landed on Lachies chest. In a petulant display of mean spiritedness, no one at Geelong bothered to thank Lachie for his part in getting the underperforming forward rubbed out.
So, was this weeks round preview absolute bollocks? Why yes it was but it's a darn sight better than my SuperCoach team which makes for horrible reading, unless you are my opponent. Have at it here boyos!
regards,
REB
The SuperCoach Gods went in dry last week. Plenty of coaches with an eye for detail had Rory Sloane on thier watch list but they made a spectacle of themselves as they found out one eyed players are as useful as a one eyed supporters. Plenty of coaches had Caleb Daniel on thier short list and little man has spluttered along until last weeks spectacular **** up when he carded a 19 and got rubbed out for a week as well. For anyone who opted for Super Premo Flynn at R2 well you just shit the bed. Big fat Mummy flogged useless when Captain Grundy so hard that Flynn might not get a gig again until Boss Cameron gers a clue and **** knows when that might be.
Then we have the mysterious Lachie Mess Monster. As time goes by less and less coaches believe he actually exists. So far the Monster's main contribution to the season was the introduction of gang hand signals to AFL Football after Shagger Rohan broke the jaw of a fly who landed on Lachies chest. In a petulant display of mean spiritedness, no one at Geelong bothered to thank Lachie for his part in getting the underperforming forward rubbed out.
So, was this weeks round preview absolute bollocks? Why yes it was but it's a darn sight better than my SuperCoach team which makes for horrible reading, unless you are my opponent. Have at it here boyos!
regards,
REB