The Spud List of Shame
Posted: Wed Jul 28, 2010 2:06 pmGiven many of us only have 1 week of fantasy football action left this year with finals just around the corner, feel free to post the Fantasy Spuds who have let you or others down this year.
WARNING: There is a good chance posting a player's name in this thread one week will cause him to post a huge score the weekend following, just to p!ss you off even more.
Mitch Clark: Outshone by Luenberger. Lol.
Brendan Fevola: Your spuddy season stands out more than your ex's forehead.
Kurt Tippett: About as consistent as a Sunday morning dump.
Ryan O'Keefe: His golden hair is the same colour as a peeled spud.
Simon Prestigiacomo: Yes, I realise you do your job each week and your negating skills are incredible, but for fantasy footy players, you are a spud of the highest order.
Leigh Brown: Occasionally bobs up with a 100 or two, but on the whole, your are a genuine spud Leigh.
Jason Porplyzia: Horrible spuddy year. Hope you come back better next year because you have supplied us with more potato than Northern Ireland.
Justin Koschitzke: Long and narrow like a sweet potato.
Jason Gram: Injured most of the year and delivered some terrible scores. A yeasty year.
Andrew McQualter: Played every game this year but never cracked a DT tonne. Plop him into a plastic bag.
Alan Toovey: Still developing but can't see him getting out of the vegetable section.
Amon Buchanan: Struggling spud.
Joel Patful: Spud defender.
Mark Blake: (Shudders)
Cam Mooney: Had a reasonable start to the season but has since french-fried his average.
Brent Reilly: Spud tagger.
Andrew Carazzo: Going great guns before becoming spud tagger.
Brent Prismal: Rhymes with dismal.
Jay Neagle: Get out of the team.
Ed Lower: Who?
Leigh Harding: The singer of the same name is having a better year.
Chad Cornes: Played like a piece of corn.
Jason Davenport: Can’t get a game with the Power. Pfft.
Shannon Hurn: Is one of his own torpedos away from his best.
Mitchell Brown: Ack. Get out of my team you spud.
Aaron Joseph: Another spud tagger from the Blues.
Matthew de Boer: Only his second year but still down spud lane.
To be continued...feel free to add your own/dispute mine.
WARNING: There is a good chance posting a player's name in this thread one week will cause him to post a huge score the weekend following, just to p!ss you off even more.
Mitch Clark: Outshone by Luenberger. Lol.
Brendan Fevola: Your spuddy season stands out more than your ex's forehead.
Kurt Tippett: About as consistent as a Sunday morning dump.
Ryan O'Keefe: His golden hair is the same colour as a peeled spud.
Simon Prestigiacomo: Yes, I realise you do your job each week and your negating skills are incredible, but for fantasy footy players, you are a spud of the highest order.
Leigh Brown: Occasionally bobs up with a 100 or two, but on the whole, your are a genuine spud Leigh.
Jason Porplyzia: Horrible spuddy year. Hope you come back better next year because you have supplied us with more potato than Northern Ireland.
Justin Koschitzke: Long and narrow like a sweet potato.
Jason Gram: Injured most of the year and delivered some terrible scores. A yeasty year.
Andrew McQualter: Played every game this year but never cracked a DT tonne. Plop him into a plastic bag.
Alan Toovey: Still developing but can't see him getting out of the vegetable section.
Amon Buchanan: Struggling spud.
Joel Patful: Spud defender.
Mark Blake: (Shudders)
Cam Mooney: Had a reasonable start to the season but has since french-fried his average.
Brent Reilly: Spud tagger.
Andrew Carazzo: Going great guns before becoming spud tagger.
Brent Prismal: Rhymes with dismal.
Jay Neagle: Get out of the team.
Ed Lower: Who?
Leigh Harding: The singer of the same name is having a better year.
Chad Cornes: Played like a piece of corn.
Jason Davenport: Can’t get a game with the Power. Pfft.
Shannon Hurn: Is one of his own torpedos away from his best.
Mitchell Brown: Ack. Get out of my team you spud.
Aaron Joseph: Another spud tagger from the Blues.
Matthew de Boer: Only his second year but still down spud lane.
To be continued...feel free to add your own/dispute mine.
