2012 Safooty Dream Team League

[Lightning McQueen]

Can someone please pm or post the div 1 scores. I just noticed I didn't update the overall leaderboard after last weekend, I'll fix it all up today.....hopefully.

[cossi11]

DIV 1

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[Lightning McQueen]

LYON CUP SEMI FINALS
Has Been 2315 def. champs 2214
OneWinWonders 2088 def. No Spit 1962
Jim's TigerRoos 2075 def. Moneybrawl 1910
Hokkaido Hills 2278 def. The Willies 2128

QUARTER FINALS
Has Been vs Hokkaido Hills
OneWinWonders vs Jim's TigerRoos

Has Been scored 37 more than Hokkaido Hills in the Semi Final.
OneWinWonders scored 13 more than Jim's TigerRoos in the Semi Final.

In the event of a tie, whover scored the highest in the Semi Final will go through to the Grand Final.

[Lightning McQueen]

MacGill Cup Division II round 15 results
Guns 2038 def. units 1837
Beens 2315 def. Hawkers 2055
biatches 2227 def. Cants 1960
Leni 2186 def. JTR 2075
Willies 2128 def. wyc 1972
Hills 2278 def. SPP 2017
champs 2214 def. Sheds 1950
CFC 2146 def. Kramerica 2086
Spit 1962 def. Hooligans 1642

TABLE & RUN HOME
Has Been 109.43 (48) Guns, JTR
No Spit 105.37 (44) CFC, Hills
Greedy Guns 104..45 (44) Beens, bitaches
wycmehal 102.69 (40) Sheds, Hooligans
Buddys biatches 100.11 (36) units, Guns
Some Cant 103.58 (32) Willies, Sheds
Sunny Palm Pilots 101.60 (32) Leni, Hawkers
champs 101.60 (32) Hooligans, CFC
Chelsea FC 101.22 (32) Spit, champs
Hokkaido Hills 101.03 (32) Kramerica, Spit
The Willies 99.35 (28) cant, units
Hawkers 99.33 (24) JTR, SPP
Kramerica 98.71 (24) Hills, Leni
Jim's TigerRoos 97.89 (24) Hawkers, Beens
The Glory Shed 96.88 (20) wyc, Cants
DJ Leni 95.03 (16) SPP, Kramerica
Raging Hooligans 92.83 (16) champs, wyc
G units 89.32 (16) biatches, Willies

A fair kick in the cranberries for Hawkers, Kramerica & JTR after posting high 2000's but coming off 2nd best and subsequently ending their quest for a top 8 finish, CFC also copped a dose of stiff shit aswell after winning by 60 points and dropping out of the 8 thanks to champs recording a 264 point win.

Buddy and his biatches gave themselves every chance of finals security with an upset win over the Cants, will 9 wins be enough for finals action though, plenty more twists to unfold yet I think.

Has Been: One more win to secure minor premiership, can't finish lower than 3rd.
No Spit: Can still jag top spot with favourable results, should finish in the top 4.
Greedy Guns: Same as No Spit, has two very tough games ahead though.
wycmehal: Huge chance to finish 2nd, need to win last two games, can finish 5th in worst case scenario.
Buddys biatches: Should win at least one more match, percentage is a worry though, can finish anywhere between 4th and 10th.
Some Cant: Can finish anywhere between 5th and 10th, huge game for them this week. against a desperate Willie outift.
Sunny Palm Pilots: Losing to the impressive Hills would not of been on the cards for the Pilots, time to regroup against the improving Leni team and then face the dangerous Hawkers in the last round. Must wins.
champs: Enjoying a hot streak with some very impressive scores, Hooligans this week and then perhaps a shoot-out against CFC in the last round for possibly a finals spot.
Chelsea FC: Stiff to get pushed out of the 8 this week after a win, up against the highly fancied No Spit this week to keep their finals aspirations alive.
Hokkaido Hills: The Hills are alive with the sound of finals, an ultra-impressive win over the inform Pilots and face Kramerica this week to maybe enter the top 8.
The Willies: After defeating 4th placed wyc they would of found some hope, a win this week against the Cants will keep them in touch with the 8.

Hawkers, Kramerica and JTR can still mathematically make the 8, they have to not drop another game and rely heavily on all results to go their way.

Good Luck All.

[Media Park]

Will do Div 1 tonight

[Media Park]

Longwood Lions (2114) def Brodlach Bombers (2049)
Honey Badgers (2127) def TEDS (1993)
The Bloods (1950) def Hollands Heroes (1892)
Robsquad (2019) def Money Brawl (1910)
OWW (2088) def Wonder Elephants (1924)
Red Cans (2131) def Cossi's Carnts (1945)
Strawberries (1524) def Emu Farmers (1320)
Ankles United (1847) def Finger Banging (1812)
Tigermad (1888) def Kiss My Asp (1491)

Some good scores coming out at the business end of the season now, 6 scores plus 2000, five others over 1900. Even the bottom of the table Strawb (1524) and Emu Farmers (1320) put on a comparatively high scoring encounter, and Kiss My Asp (1491) was behind the improving Strawb on points.
How the mighty have fallen, the previously unbeatable TEDS have become nearly the pretenders of the competition, forgetting that tanking in this comp doesn't get you very far. Red Cans (2131) narrowly edged out Honey Badgers (2127) for the high score of the round, those two performers firmly double chance favourites now.
Match of the round was a surprise, Ankles United keeping their finals hopes alive with a 35 point win over my useless mob of wankers. That's nine on the trot I've lost!

The top seven (OWW, TEDS, Red Cans, Honey Badgers, Cossi's, Tigermad and Longwood Lions) are virtually assured of finals now, it would take two shocking losses for Longwood to drop out, and the others are certs. Brodlach sits at number 8, one win clear of the 9th and 10th. Should Longwood and Brodlach lose their next two, Ankles and The Bloods are the two that could fight it out to get in there.

On the other end, RobSquad's late surge was too little too late, they've about peaked on the ladder, whilst Wonder Elephants and Money Brawl have recorded a credible six wins. Hollands Heroes (5), Kiss My Asp (4 and a draw) and Finger Banging (4), were disappointing, and Strawberries (1 win) and Emu Farmers (winless), will be looking for marked improvement in Div II 2013, or they will again be at the arse end of the ladder.

Round 18 fixture:
Honey Badgers v Longwood Lions- Week after week I have counted Longwood out, and he is there, 10 wins, and a likely finals starter, but he does clash with Honey Badgers this week, on the same number of points, but fourth via percentage. I've got your back this week Longy, and I'll tip ya.

Brodlach Bombers v The Bloods- An oft used term in football rhetoric, but this is a must win game for The Bloods, or they are out of finals contention altogether. Both 4-1 in their last five, Brodlach only one win more all season, but like the 2011 Crows, I am backing him to scrap and scrape his way through in a low scorer to sink Bloods finals aspirations.

TEDS v RobSquad- Conceivably TEDS can finish third after this encounter, should Rob Squad win. TEDS have been on a slippery slope, and Rob Squad has been consistently been playing the role of the spoiler in the last few weeks. I am backing him to grab his biggest scalp, and embarrass the failing fantasy guru.

Hollands Heroes v OWW- Straight forward, OWW consolidates their top spot here.

Money Brawl v Red Cans- Stats say Red Cans get up, but Money Brawl has been the other spoiler in this comp, and if anyone will plant one on the chin of the Red Cans just out from finals, it is the Brawlers.

Wonder Elephants v Emu Farmers- Wonder Elephants, even sitting twelfth, are light years ahead of the Farmers. Biggest blow out of the round here.

Cossi's Carnts v Ankles United- Cossi wins, despite strong form from the Ankly ones.

Strawberries v Kiss My Asp- Strawb scored more than Asp last start, and he might just snake two in a row here to end the season solidly.

Finger Banging v Tigermad- Tigermad gets up, I lose 11 in a row, Tiger's %age pushing him up nearly as high as fourth.

Not much is likely to change in the scheme of things this round, just a few places shored up.

[Sorry Dude]

Longwood Lions (2114) def Brodlach Bombers (2049)
Honey Badgers (2127) def TEDS (1993)
The Bloods (1950) def Hollands Heroes (1892)
Robsquad (2019) def Money Brawl (1910)
OWW (2088) def Wonder Elephants (1924)
Red Cans (2131) def Cossi's Carnts (1945)
Strawberries (1524) def Emu Farmers (1320)
Ankles United (1847) def Finger Banging (1812)
Tigermad (1888) def Kiss My Asp (1491)

Some good scores coming out at the business end of the season now, 6 scores plus 2000, five others over 1900. Even the bottom of the table Strawb (1524) and Emu Farmers (1320) put on a comparatively high scoring encounter, and Kiss My Asp (1491) was behind the improving Strawb on points.
How the mighty have fallen, the previously unbeatable TEDS have become nearly the pretenders of the competition, forgetting that tanking in this comp doesn't get you very far. Red Cans (2131) narrowly edged out Honey Badgers (2127) for the high score of the round, those two performers firmly double chance favourites now.
Match of the round was a surprise, Ankles United keeping their finals hopes alive with a 35 point win over my useless mob of wankers. That's nine on the trot I've lost!

The top seven (OWW, TEDS, Red Cans, Honey Badgers, Cossi's, Tigermad and Longwood Lions) are virtually assured of finals now, it would take two shocking losses for Longwood to drop out, and the others are certs. Brodlach sits at number 8, one win clear of the 9th and 10th. Should Longwood and Brodlach lose their next two, Ankles and The Bloods are the two that could fight it out to get in there.

On the other end, RobSquad's late surge was too little too late, they've about peaked on the ladder, whilst Wonder Elephants and Money Brawl have recorded a credible six wins. Hollands Heroes (5), Kiss My Asp (4 and a draw) and Finger Banging (4), were disappointing, and Strawberries (1 win) and Emu Farmers (winless), will be looking for marked improvement in Div II 2013, or they will again be at the arse end of the ladder.

Round 18 fixture:
Honey Badgers v Longwood Lions- Week after week I have counted Longwood out, and he is there, 10 wins, and a likely finals starter, but he does clash with Honey Badgers this week, on the same number of points, but fourth via percentage. I've got your back this week Longy, and I'll tip ya.

Brodlach Bombers v The Bloods- An oft used term in football rhetoric, but this is a must win game for The Bloods, or they are out of finals contention altogether. Both 4-1 in their last five, Brodlach only one win more all season, but like the 2011 Crows, I am backing him to scrap and scrape his way through in a low scorer to sink Bloods finals aspirations.

TEDS v RobSquad- Conceivably TEDS can finish third after this encounter, should Rob Squad win. TEDS have been on a slippery slope, and Rob Squad has been consistently been playing the role of the spoiler in the last few weeks. I am backing him to grab his biggest scalp, and embarrass the failing fantasy guru.

Hollands Heroes v OWW- Straight forward, OWW consolidates their top spot here.

Money Brawl v Red Cans- Stats say Red Cans get up, but Money Brawl has been the other spoiler in this comp, and if anyone will plant one on the chin of the Red Cans just out from finals, it is the Brawlers.

Wonder Elephants v Emu Farmers- Wonder Elephants, even sitting twelfth, are light years ahead of the Farmers. Biggest blow out of the round here.

Cossi's Carnts v Ankles United- Cossi wins, despite strong form from the Ankly ones.

Strawberries v Kiss My Asp- Strawb scored more than Asp last start, and he might just snake two in a row here to end the season solidly.

Finger Banging v Tigermad- Tigermad gets up, I lose 11 in a row, Tiger's %age pushing him up nearly as high as fourth.

Not much is likely to change in the scheme of things this round, just a few places shored up.

I hope you were enjoying an ale or two while writing this MP. Hope you had a good day yesterday.

[Media Park]

Just a couple mate...

[Lightning McQueen]

Overall Rankings
1 Has Been 35820
2 TEDS 34060
3 OneWinWonders 33680
4 Greedy Guns 33552
5 Buddys biatches 33448
6 Some Cant 33419
7 champs 33386
8 No Spit 33283
9 Jim's TigerRoos 33231
10 Longwood Lions 33162
11 Cossi's Carnts 33153
12 Chelsea FC 33043
13 Honey Badgers 33041
14 The Willies 32996
15 wycmehal 32972
16 Hokkaido Hills 32814
17 Sunny Palm Pilots 32756
18 tigermad 32441
19 Red Cans 32392
20 The Glory Shed 32089
21 Hawkers 31842
22 Kramerica 31758
23 Moneybrawl 31401
24 Ankles United 31386
25 Wonder Elephants 31386
26 Brodlach Bombers 31368
27 THE BLOODS 31265
28 Finger Banging 30746
29 Raging Hooligans 30549
30 Robsquad 30440
31 HOLLAND'S HERO'S 30329
32 DJ Leni 30156
33 Kiss My Asp 29836
34 G units 29324
35 Emu Farmers 19552
36 Strawberries 19512

After missing last weeks update I'm back on track, champs have moved up 7 places and wycmehal dropped 5 places to be the two biggest movers.

[Sorry Dude]

Top stuff LMcQ.

[Lightning McQueen]

Top stuff LMcQ.

Getting tense

[Lightning McQueen]

Has Been vs Greedy Guns
A Has Been win guarantee's them top spot, a Guns win guarantee's them a top 4 spot and still gives them a glimmer of hope of finishing top.
Last 4
HB: 2425 2414 2324 2315
GG: 2244 2108 2007 2038
G units vs Buddys biatches
A units win see's them get off the bottom, a biatches win keeps them in the hunt for a top 4 berth and would guarantee them finals action.
Last 4
GU: 2088 1736 1572 1837
BB: 2215 1976 2036 2227
Hawkers vs Jim's TigerRoos
Both teams need to win to keep their mathematical finals hopes alive although JTR have the Been's in the last round.
Last 4
HW: 2234 1912 1944 2055
JTR: 2080 2149 2119 2075
Some Cant vs The Willies
The Cants need to win to stay in the 8, The Willies need to win to remain in the hunt for a finals berth.
Last 4
SC: 2184 1999 2261 1960
TW: 2102 1939 2036 2128
DJ Leni vs Sunny Palm Pilots
SPP are amongst the group fighting for the last few spots in the 8, a loss would see them drop out.
Last 4
DJ: 2123 1882 1752 2186
SP: 2223 1918 2129 2017
wycmehal vs The Glory Shed
wycmehal need to win to push for a top 2 finish and to pretty much secure a top 4 finish.
Last 4
WY: 2304 2138 1964 1972
GS: 1708 1997 2116 1950
Hokkaido Hills vs Kramerica
The Hills need to win to stay alive, playing No Spit in the last doesn't make it any easier, the Krammers also need a win to keep their faint finals aspirations a live.
Last 4
HH: 2075 2095 2135 2278
KR: 2002 2067 2074 2086
champs vs Raging Hooligans
champs have been flying recently and and need to win to keep alive, a showdown with CFC in the final round could be crucial.
Last 4
CH: 2358 2202 2291 2214
RH: 2090 1592 1900 1642
Chelsea FC vs No Spit
With 2 hard games for CFC in the last 2 rounds wins are worth double in their quest to stay alive, No Spit on the other hand will be keeping one eye on top spot should the Beens slip a game.
Last 4
FC: 2110 2263 1930 2146
NS: 2115 2220 2170 1960

[Lightning McQueen]

Chelsea FC vs No Spit
With 2 hard games for CFC in the last 2 rounds wins are worth double in their quest to stay alive, No Spit on the other hand will be keeping one eye on top spot should the Beens slip a game.
Last 4
FC: 2110 2263 1930 2146
NS: 2115 2220 2170 1960

FC: 8449
NS: 8465

[cossi11]

2396 with a zero!

[BubblesOfBlue]

will be some big scores this week!

[OnSong]

Not mine! Ack!

[BubblesOfBlue]

2340 with a zero, when is it finalised?

[Lightning McQueen]

Division II
Has Been 2295 def. Greedy Guns 2251
buddy's biatches 2218 def. G units 2088
Jim's TigerRoos 2377 def. Hawkers 2210
Some Cant 2260 def. The Willies 2123
DJ Leni 2383 def. Sunny Palm Pilots 2253
wycmehal 2150 def. The Glory Shed 2016
Hokkaido Hills 2340 def. Kramerica 2099
champs 2238 def. Raging Hooligans 1880
No Spit 2327 def. Chelsea FC 2269

TABLE
Has Been 108.88 (52)
No Spit 105.16 (48)
Greedy Guns 103.97 (44)
wycmehal 102.95 (44)
Buddy's biatches 100.51 (40)
Some Cant 103.78 (36)
champs 102.67 (36)
Hokkaido Hills 101.75 (36)
Sunny Palm Pilots 101.05 (32)
Chelsea FC 100.94 (32)
The Willies 98.96 (28)
Jim's TigerRoos 98.35 (28)
Hawkers 98.83 (24)
Kramerica 98.02 (24)
The Glory Shed 96.66 (20)
DJ Leni 95.83 (20)
Raging Hooligans 92.18 (16)
G units 89.67 (16)

Final Round
Greedy Guns vs Buddy's biatches
Has Been vs Jim's TigerRoos
G units vs The Willies
Hawkers vs Sunny Palm Pilots
Some Cant vs The Glory Shed
DJ Leni vs Kramerica
wycmehal vs Raging Hooligans
Hokkaido Hills vs No Spit
champs vs Chelsea FC

THE WASH-UP
Has Been: The form team of the competition need to get absolutely belted by JTR to lose any chance of top spot, could be a close game though.
No Spit: A gritty 58 point win over CFC pretty much ended their finals quest, a home qualifying final is pretty much gauranteed.
Greedy Guns: Took it up to the Beens and have a tough match this week, a top 4 finish though regardless.
wycmehal: Another solid win to secure a top 4 finish.
Buddy's bitaches: Highly unlikely to snare a top 4 finish due to percentage, can't get knocked out of the 8 though.
Some Cant: A win against the sheds will be enough to keep them in the 8, could finish 5th if the Guns beat the biatches.
champs: Flying home, need to lose by a huge margin against CFC to drop out of the 8.
Hokkaido Hills: Found some form at the perfect time, a tough ask thought to knock off No Spit to stay in the 8, if SPP & CFC lose they will keep their spot.
Sunny Palm Pilots: Need a win against Hawkers to have any hope of making the finals, need the Hills to lose aswell or all bets are off.
Chelsea FC: Need to win by a fair margin against champs to make the 8, need the Hills to lose and need SPP to lose or win by a minimal margin, pretty much season over.


No one else can make the finals. Great work by JTR and DJ Leni to get the 2 highest scores of the round.

[Lightning McQueen]

Any div 1 scores?

[cossi11]

RD 18