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Time to have some more fun with Rate Your Music. A while back I got people to list their top 20 albums as ranked by RYM. This time I want you to list your worst 20 albums as ranked by this site. Man there are some shockers here with artists such as Limp Bizkit, Aaron Carter, New Kids on the Block copping a caning and Kiss not fairing all that well either.

Name Your Shame!

1. (27) Limp Bizkit: Chocolate Starfish and Hot Dog Flavoured Water. Yes I own this album. Yes it does suck.
2. (332) Jimmy Page: Outrider. The 80's were not kind to my favourite axeman.
3. (534) Led Zeppelin: Coda. A little harsh as there are some good songs on this. Probably bagged for what it wasn't rather than what it was.
4. (756) Garbage: Beautifulgarbage. Yeah, this album does have some duds on it.
5. (839) Pink Floyd: A Momentary Lapse of Reason. Ack. I love this album. A bit rude IMO.
6. (1058) Judas Priest: Ram it Down. Agreed. Not one of their better releases. Someone gave it to me.
7. (1181) Silverchair: Freakshow. I quite like this album. Has a few flat spots but overall a good listen.
8. (1257) Underworld: Underneath the Radar. This one kind of grew on me but like many, I bought it because I liked the single.
9. (1310) Robert Plant: Now and Zen. Robert goes commercial and oh so 80's although Ship of Fools is a great song.
10.(1403) Kiss: Dynasty. I love Dynasty but Kiss takes a real pounding on this site. Dynasty was about the 10th Kiss album I spotted on the 'bottom' chart.
11.(1560) Korn: Follow the leader. Darn University. Darn Nu-Metal. Has it's moments but very much a 'headphones' album.
12.(1592) Blink 182: Enema of the State. This is the one Blink album I can actually handle. Maybe some on RYM take themselves a little too seriously.
13.(1658) Boston: The Third Stage. Fair call. I'm a big Boston fan and the wait for more of the same back in 1986 didn't really seem worth it.
14.(1750) Ozzy Osbourne: The Ultimate Sin. This album is reviled by many metal fans but I reckon this album is huge. Probably a bit too commercial for it's intended audience which is why it has rated so poorly.
15.(1786) Robbie Williams: Singing When your winning. No comment, still don't mind Supreme and Let love be your energy.
16.(2154) The Darkness: Permission to land. Squeeze those bollocks Justin!
17.(2185) Black Sabbath: Born Again. No way. This album is a metal classic. Deep Purple vocals, Sabbath power. Get on.
18.(2342) Hole: Celebrity Skin. Yep, stay away from this one. No way is this better than Momentary Lapse...
19.(2447) The Rolling Stones: Black and Blue. The most underrated Stones album ever. A classic.
20. NONE

Got to 2500 and the list ends. So how many 'turkeys' are in your cage?

regards,

REB

link: http://rateyourmusic.com/charts/bottom/album/all-time

There are some truly shocking albums in there. Check out the name of the band at No. 150...lol

I think I know the name of the band you mean LOL. Were they deliberately NOT trying to sell records?

regards,

REB

Rik E Boy wrote:I think I know the name of the band you mean LOL. Were they deliberately NOT trying to sell records?

regards,

REB

I dont know what they mean.It's a little bit of front,and some cheek!

Yeah they really REALLY stink!!! lol

Like Shitty Fish?????

A.C. have been around for years!

Same band,have a look at the cover of 574.Very classy.

My first one comes in at 24.

Metallica - St Anger.

Very good album, the production in really shitty but the songs themselves are excellent

1.My first comes in at 90 - Ride ' Tarantula'. A bit harsh I would have thought.
2.Pet Shop Boys 'Disco 2'. (246) Yes it is crap.
3. REM 'Around the Sun' (249) An abomination.
4. Duran Duran 'Liberty' (341) A shocker, even by their standards.
5. Frank Black 'The Cult of Ray' (353) Or, 'Where the Rot Set In'
6. Suede 'A New Morning' (383) Not as bad as people would have you believe.
7. Spice Girls 'Spice World' (427) A bona fide pop classic!
8. Brett Anderson 'Brett Anderson' (452) It's only brand new - how can it be on this list?
9. Bernard Butler ' Friends and Lovers' (498) Gee, someone on this site is really pissed off with Suede!
10. The Bravery ' The Bravery' (553) I love this album!

1. ZZ Top 'Antenna' (371) Can't remember! Can't be too flash.
2. Led Zeppelin 'Code' (534) Same comment as REB.
3. Jet 'Get Born' (761) Never gave it a big listen, not that bad
4. Pink Floyd 'A Momentary Lapse of Reason' '(839) Better than 'The Final Cut'
5. Moby '18' (1157) Don't mind his stuff
6. ZZ Top 'El Loco' (1545) Very good album -before they hit the big time
7. Robert Plant 'Manic Nirvana' (1890) Pretty solid album, his recent release is very good as well
8. George Thorogood 'Haircut' (2160) Standard effort from GT -1 or 2 originals, the rest blues covers
9. ZZ Top 'Afterburner' (2319) Still pretty good!
10. U2 'All That You Can't Leave Behind' (2378) Not that bad really.
11. The Dandy Warhols 'Welcome to the Monkey House' (2403) Kinda wanky, but reasonable
12. The Who 'Who are You' (2419) Apart from the title song, not too memorable
13. U2 'Rattle and Hum' (2511) Some people really like to hate this one, but sounds good to me
14 ZZ Top 'XXX' (2512) Geez, another ZZ album, might've bought it when they toured
15. Black Rebel Motorcycle Club 'Take Them On, On Your Own' (2956) Only a few listens, no comment

My top 20, ladies and gentlemen of absolute shite



1. Metallica St. Anger (24) very poor effort from these lads
2. Limp Bizkit Chocolate Starfish and the Hot Dog Flavored Water (27) oh god lucky it was cheap
3. Limp Bizkit Significant Other (74) obtained by other means than purchasing
4. Blink-182 Buddha (94) obtained by other means than purchasing
5. Metallica Reload (105) dirt cheap buy
6. Good Charlotte The Chronicles of Life and Death (110) momentary brain fade
7. Good Charlotte The Young and the Hopeless (149) obtained by other means
8. Nickelback The Long Road (253) ripped it off a mate
9. The Offspring Conspiracy of One (348) some body stole this of me I wonder why?
10. AC/DC Fly on the Wall (374) yes this was near the end
11. AC/DC Blow Up Your Video (377) I have their whole catalogue in my library
12. Linkin Park Meteora (380) didn’t think it was that bad
13. Kaiser Chiefs Yours Truly, Angry Mob (436) bit harsh only released this year
14. Aqua Aquarium (477) young and impressionable
15. Blink-182 Cheshire Cat (709) I have most of their albums
16. AC/DC Ballbreaker (727) this was definitely clutching at straws
17. AC/DC Flick of the Switch (737) beginning of the end
18. Jet Get Born (761) jeez their second effort is worse than this
19. The Chemical Brothers Push the Button (1108) don’t mind this one
20. Silverchair Freak Show (1181) what REB said

1. Mc Hammer - Please Hammer don't Hurt 'Em. (17) had it on tape, no longer
2. New Kids On The Block - Hangin Tough (18). Young and impressionable. had it on tape, no longer
3. Vanilla Ice - To The Extreme (43). Lame, but still good value!
4. NKOTB - NKOTB (57). What was I thinking! had it on tape, no longer
5. Ride - Tarantula (90). Last album. Not that bad
6. The Vines - Vision Valley (280) - Rubbish. Given to me by friend in the radio industry.
7. The B52s - Good Stuff (390). A singles band - what do you expect.
8. Faith No More (471). Early stuff from them - before they had direction. A good start though.
9. Blur - Leisure (724). Pop gold.
10. Black Grape (794). Bargain bin.
11. Animal Rights (877). Far out at the time. Rubbish now. But still better than anything from in the past decade.
12. Violent Femmes (1025) 3. Isn't that bad.
13. moby - 18 (1157). Crap! given to me by someone who'd seen other Moby albums in my collection
14. Ride - Carnival of Light (1284). As far as I'm concerned, Ride never released a bad album.
15. Jet - Shine On (1381). Rubbish. Given to me by friend in the radio industry.
16. EMF - Schubert Dip (1399). Not that bad Definitely better than their follow up.
17. D12 - Devil's Night (1458) No justification. What was I thinking, I don't even like Eminem!
18. Suicidal Tendencies - Suicidal For Life (1589). Won it in a radio comp. Two listens, palmed it off as a gift.
19. Violent Femmes - The Blind Leading The Naked. (1794). Classic Femmes. They had another decade to go before they were releasing crap albums.
20. The Killers - Sam's Town (1964). A disappointing follow up.

My entries into the bottom 5000 albums of all time

1. (24) Metallica - St Anger (Hate to say it but agree with pafc, got good songs on it)
2. (27) Limp Bizkit - Chocolate Starfish and the Hotdog flavoured water (Younger Days)
3. (250) The Vines - Winning Days (Shoulve just released the single)
4. (415) Various- Encomium: A Tribute to Led Zeppelin (Should be higher with some of the artists on here - Hootie and the Blowfish, Sheryl Crow, Duran Duran, Blind Melon, 4 Non Blondes)
5. (440) Metallica- Load (The cover of blood and sperm the most interesting thing about it)
6. (727) ACDC - Ballbreaker (Really getting to the end)
7. (761) Jet - Get Born (Radio killed and never the same again)
8. (1006) Icecube - War & Peace , Vol 2 (The Peace Disc) (The end for Icecube)
9. (1134) Korn - Issues (Younger Days)
10. (1181) Silverchair - Freakshow (Dont mind, but no Frogstomp)
11. (1226) Korn - Life is Peachy (Younger Days)
12. (1448) Faith No More - Introduce Yourself (Still like this album)
13. (1560) Korn - Follow the leader (Younger Days)
14. (1589) Suicidal Tendancies - Suicidal for life (Got free, but dont mind it)
15. (1592) Blink 182 - Enema of the State (Younger Days)
16. (1656) REM - Monster (Couple of good songs)
17. (1792) Beastie Boys - To the 5 Boroughs (Still dont mind this album)
18. (1909) Coldplay X&Y (Very dusty in the collection)
19. (2048) Silverchair - Frogstomp (Great album)
20. (2112) Icecube - War & Peace, Vol1 (The War Disc) (The begining of the end)
21. (2154) The Darkness- Permission to Land (Still gets a play now and again)
22. (2214) Audioslave - Out of Exile (Just something missing with this band - thats right the correct vocalist and the bands balls)
23. (2342) Hole - Celebrity Skin (Success killed this band)
24. (2550 Red Hot Chilli Peppers- One Hot Minute (Not the CD you pull out when you want to listen to the Chilli Peppers)
25. (2593) Velvet Revolver- Contraband (Really like this album)
26. (2608) Rage Against The Machine - Renegades (Couple worked - majority did not)
27. (3061) Rollins Band - Come In and Burn (Im a fan of Hank, but not the Bands best)
28. (3078) Audioslave - Audioslave (as above)
29. (3115) ACDC - The Razors Edge (the begining of the end)
30. (3249) Matchbox 20 - Yourself or someone like you (nuff said)
31. (3423) The Killers - Hot Fuss (Good album)
32. (3430) Foo Fighters- There Is Nothing Left To Lose (Really still like this album)
33. (3452) Helmet - Aftertaste (Still enjoy listening to John Stanier hit the tubs)
34. (3472) Incubus - A Crow Left Of The Murder (Bought for the single Megolomaniac - the rest no good)
35. (3729) Foo Fighters - In Your Honor (Only thing bad about this album is the wanky American spelling of the title)
36. (3989) Ben Harper & The Blind Boys of Alabama - The Will be a Light (only just bought cheap - not heard)
37. (4088) Pennywise - Straight Ahead (not their best but still listen to it)
38. (4140) Ben Harper - Diamonds on the Inside (Going down Mr Harper)
39. (4858) Ben Harper - Both Sides of the Gun (Continuing down)
40. (4958) Helmet - Betty (as above)
41. (4992) Rollins Band - Get Some Go Again (as above)

1. (14) The Clash - Cut the crap (This is England is a great track - the rest pass. I have all their stuff so had to get this!)
2. (606) Sonic Youth - Made in the USA
3. (788) Iggy Pop - Blah Blah Blah
4. (896) South Park - Chef Aid (Contains a Joe Strummer track unavailable elsewhere cost me $5)
5. (921) Various - Burning London - A tribute to the Clash (Got it dirt cheap - Not great but there's been much worse "tribute" LPS)
6. (1042) Iggy Pop - Beat em up
7. (1148)The Pogues - Waiting for herb (No McGowan but not that bad)
8. (1243) Nick Cave - Nocturama (Probably his worse but worth getting for "15 feet of pure white snow")
9. (1338) The Ramones - Acid Eaters (Classic songs done by The Ramones no harm there but one for fans)
10.(1356) Iggy Pop - Avenue B
11.(1473) Sex Pistols - Great Rock and Roll Swindle (well it's hardly an album per say)
12.(1613) Sonic Youth - NYC Ghosts and flowers
13.(1624) Kaiser Chiefs - Employment (good fun album)
14.(1700) Died Pretty - Trace (DP's worse - but that makes that better than a lot of other stuff out there)
15.(1714) The Ramones - Adios Amigos (their last. What do you expect another "Rocket to Russia"???)
16.(1934) Iggy Pop - Instinct
17.(2300) The Ramones - Brain Drain (The Ramones actually use a keyboard on this!!! How dare they???)
18.(2376) The Ramones - Halfway to Sanity (Not that bad)
19.(2545) Joe Strummer - Earthquake Weather ( First solo effort. Don't mind it but don't play often to be honest)
20.(2630) Dead Kennedys - Bedtime for democracy (It's alright not every album can be "Fresh fruit")


I stopped at 20. Iggy Pop and Sonic Youth cop a bit. I think the guys doing the list thought all Iggy Pop LPs should be as good as "Lust for Life" and all Sonic Youth LPs should be as good as "Daydream Nation". Well hate to disappoint but it aint gonna happen fellas!!!!!

I have the highest (lowest) rated album of anyone so far!!!!! #14 "Cut the Crap".

Leaping Lindner wrote:I have the highest (lowest) rated album of anyone so far!!!!! #14 "Cut the Crap".

I would have been stunned if it had been anyone else LOL.

Not happy about yet another internet site ragging on One Hot Minute! It's the one Chilli Peppers album that actually sounds different and they got hammered for it and went back to producing Blood Sugar Sex Magick knock offs, each inferior to the last.

regards,

REB

Leaping Lindner wrote: I have the highest (lowest) rated album of anyone so far!!!!! #14 "Cut the Crap".

Could a Clash album ever be worse than Mc Hammer (check my list)???

I agree on RHCP's OHM REB (hmmmmm). I really like that album. And am bored by most things the Chillis have released since.
Was actually wearing a t-shirt I got free with OHM last night.

Here are my top 10

1: (4) Limp Bizkit - Results may vary, Bit harsh, this was ok.
2: (7) John Lennon & Yoko Ono Wedding Album, Blame dad for givin me this record. Poor effort.
3: (38) Sepultura - Against,m Not their best work, but nowhere near being in top 50
4: (73) Limp Bizkit - 3 dollar bill yall, Nice 1st up piece from them.
5: (74) Limp Bizkit - Significant other, I luv this album, screw u all!
6: (93) Marilyn Manson - Smells like children, Shitty chicken gang bang!!!
7: (145) Motley Crue - Generation Swine. No Comment
8: (214) A perfect circle - Emotive, the cover of Lennons Imagine is worth they buy.
9: (361) Black eyed peas - Elephunk, Yes, crap
10: (391) Coal Chamber - Chamber music, Some gooduns on this.

lizbeff eaglez wrote:Here are my top 10

1: (4) Limp Bizkit - Results may vary, Bit harsh, this was ok.
2: (7) John Lennon & Yoko Ono Wedding Album, Blame dad for givin me this record. Poor effort.
3: (38) Sepultura - Against,m Not their best work, but nowhere near being in top 50
4: (73) Limp Bizkit - 3 dollar bill yall, Nice 1st up piece from them.
5: (74) Limp Bizkit - Significant other, I luv this album, screw u all!
6: (93) Marilyn Manson - Smells like children, Shitty chicken gang bang!!!
7: (145) Motley Crue - Generation Swine. No Comment
8: (214) A perfect circle - Emotive, the cover of Lennons Imagine is worth they buy.
9: (361) Black eyed peas - Elephunk, Yes, crap
10: (391) Coal Chamber - Chamber music, Some gooduns on this.

Folks we have a winner! lizbeff is the official holder of the 'worst music collection' on footysanet. Elephunk! That will take some beating!

regards,

REB