SA Footy

Purloined from the "what are you listening to now" thread:

Leaping Lindner wrote:

Dogwatcher wrote:I've seen the Backseat Romeos, they backed a band (who I can't think of right now) in loxton last year and were quiet good.

Guantanomo Bay City Rollers is the best name I've heard of for a band in a long time.

That is a ripper name. One of my favourites along with The Brian Jones Town Massacre.

This deserves a thread in it's own right. Let's hear your best band names.

I always thought "Thrush and the C**ts" was kinda poetic...

Couldn't resist Googling this one. Certainly some winners here. Not sure if I prefer Sh-Sh-Sh-Shark Attack!!!! or Tony Danza Tap Dance Extravaganza. Nah on second thoughts it has to be Maggot Twat.


WORST BAND NAMES, JANUARY - JUNE '06
Jew Driver
Battle Of The Saxes
Papa Grows Funk
Bandits Of The Acoustic Revolution
MC Vagina
Groovatron
Brutal Dildos
Sh-Sh-Sh-Shark Attack!!!!
The Delaware Stringasm
The Robocop Kraus
Rigor Phallus
Poontang Wrangler
Gnarls Barkley
SikFuk
Urban Funk Ordinance
Natives Of The New Dawn
Tye Dye Skye
Bonerama
Down With Naked
Figure H8
Honkytonk Homeslice
Green Milk From The Planet Orange
Cute Is What We Aim For
Genital Hercules
Silence The Foe
Set Your Goals
Daughters Of The Sun
X-Rated Porno Machine
Mood Syrup

BEST-WORST BAND NAMES:
Arsonists Get All The Girls
16 Bitch Pile-Up
God Damn Doo Wop Band
The Internet
Holy ****
Someone Still Loves You Boris Yeltsin
Tony Danza Tap Dance Extravaganza
The ******* Ocean
You Say Party! We Say Die!
America's Meth Problem II
Here Comes Old Vodka Tits
Knife Knife Gun
Americans UK
Wealthy Whore Entertainment
Fecal Corpse
Maggot Twat
Corpse Vomit
Forest Of Impaled
Get Cape. Wear Cape. Fly
You Ruined Christmas
Said The Sun To The Girl
Ambulance! Ambulance!
Hollywood Holocaust!
Sorry About Your Couch
Awesome Snakes
Total B.S.
Total ******* Blood
Jehovah's Shit List
Instant Asshole
Mariospeedwagon
Jesus ******* Christ
And Now You Beg
Laser In The Jungle
Bodies In The Gear Of The Apparatus
TwoDeadSluts One Good ****

Best or worst band names, a matter of personal taste...

1.) Jesus Anal Penetration
2.) Cockfight Shootout
3.) Beanflipper
4.) Lubricated Goat
5.) Catholic Altered Boys
6.) Sensational Missing Beaumonts
7.) Who Punched Humphrey?
8.) Christ on a Crutch
9.) Flaming Cornholes
10.) Nervous Gerbil
11.) Butthole Surfers
12.) Gay Bykers on Acid
13.) Baby Shakers
14.) Madonna's Armpits
15.) The Four Skins
16.) I Spit on Your Gravy
17.) Mr. Floppy
18.) The Spunkbubbles
19.) Celibate Rifles
20.) Peter & the Test Tube Babies

...Bigger name bands such as Turbonegro & Pearl Jam
also have 'Ooer, sounds a bit rude' aspects!

machine gun fellatio

the missus didnt know what it meant.....

16.) I Spit on Your Gravy

I remember them... at their peak (yes) in the 80's

Snaggle, the former drummer of JAP is in a local band here called Sector 7G.

Falcon Chick wrote:16.) I Spit on Your Gravy

I remember them... at their peak (yes) in the 80's

Fred Negro is famous for good/bad names (depending on your taste)

Also a member of

Brady Bunch Lawnmower Massacre
The band that shot Liberty Vallance
The F**k F**ks

I remember an Adelaide band in the early 80's called "Azaria and the Dingoes" also there was a band called "The Beaumont Children" and a band called "Bevan Spencer and The Von Einems". Neither thankfully lasted long.
I remember when I first saw The Alan Barnes Band advertised I thought that was a bit rough (Alan Barnes was the name of the second victim of The Family) but as it turned out it was the guy's name.(Jimmy Barnes' oldest son).

There was a band called "The Nun F**kers" and another called "The Kilburn Mods" (not rude but highly ironic in the late 70's). Don't remember what happened to them, but their bass player was crap. He could only play 3 songs!

I remember from a metal magazine years ago a band called an*lc*nt

Inventive.

They're still going to Diss. Very loud music. lol

Dogwatcher wrote:Snaggle, the former drummer of JAP is in a local band here called Sector 7G.

Nick.
I saw him at the Suffocation gig.
I remember years ago, he left Adelaide to return to the family farm.

Cradle of Filth
Cannibal Corpse
Anal C**t
Lawnmower Deth
Walsh Street Cop Killers
GGF (Go Get Fu..ed)

Punk Rooster wrote:

Dogwatcher wrote:Snaggle, the former drummer of JAP is in a local band here called Sector 7G.

Nick.
I saw him at the Suffocation gig.
I remember years ago, he left Adelaide to return to the family farm.

Correct Punk.
Not too many other blokes I know who hit the skins as hard as he does. Good player.
Really nice bloke too.

Leaping Lindner wrote:

Falcon Chick wrote:16.) I Spit on Your Gravy

I remember them... at their peak (yes) in the 80's

Fred Negro is famous for good/bad names (depending on your taste)

Also a member of

Brady Bunch Lawnmower Massacre
The band that shot Liberty Vallance
The F**k F**ks

Fred Negro's current band is 'The Twits'

Another band I forgot to mention was Punk outfit from San Jose California...
'NO USE FOR A NAME'

Here's a couple names.

Intermission.
The Sunday Roast.

......And You Will Know Us By The Trail of Dead.

I still think The The is a pretty cool name

Mr66 wrote:......And You Will Know Us By The Trail of Dead.

And the rest thanks....

Mr66 wrote:......And You Will Know Us By The Trail of Dead.

And the rest thanks....

Mr66 wrote:......And You Will Know Us By The Trail of Dead.

And the rest thanks....

'Eagles of Death Metal'
...The irony there, is that they're NOT even a metal band!