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Favourite Kevin Bloody Wilson Song.
Posted:
Tue Dec 12, 2006 10:23 pmby Strawb
Here is a chance for you to say which KBW song you love the most.
I'll Start first
The Kid (he Swears a bit.)
Posted:
Wed Dec 13, 2006 8:11 amby Sam_goUUUdogs
Living Next Door To Allan
Cant Say C**t In Canada.
Posted:
Wed Dec 13, 2006 8:46 amby Jimmy
anything with c**t in it
Posted:
Wed Dec 13, 2006 8:56 amby smac
Cum Chin My Gurflend
Country Bumpkin
Posted:
Wed Dec 13, 2006 9:38 amby blink
Kev's Courtin' Song
Posted:
Wed Dec 13, 2006 10:13 amby our_longreach
last lager waltz
Posted:
Wed Dec 13, 2006 3:11 pmby shoey
cant say c**t in canada for sure classic
Posted:
Wed Dec 13, 2006 3:54 pmby Rik E Boy
I think it was called Dicktaphone or something like that...
stick your ******* phone
up your ******* arse
your supposed to ******* help
not make it ******* hard
all i wanted was some help
but you just acted smart
so i said
stick that ******* phone
up your ******* arse
Used to sing it all the time. Drove my Mum batshit.
regards,
REB
Posted:
Wed Dec 13, 2006 4:34 pmby ORDoubleBlues
Livin' next door to Alan.
Posted:
Wed Dec 13, 2006 5:25 pmby the tractor
Have to be "The festival of life".
Bloody ripper.
Posted:
Wed Dec 13, 2006 5:39 pmby Coorong
Santa Klaus
Operater 49
Posted:
Wed Dec 13, 2006 6:46 pmby Snaggletooth Tiger
"Hey Santa Claus you C#*t!
Where's me f*#k'n bike?
I looked thru all this other junk
& there's nuffin that I like!"
Classic... & Xmas is coming up soon eh!
Ho, Ho, Ho!
Posted:
Wed Dec 13, 2006 7:05 pmby Coorong
Cant remember who it was, but not Kevin. On one of many trips to Sydney went to a club where this guy came on stage and said, G'day my name is Dave and my wifw has a big C#&t..........
and thats ME.
Still laugh about it twnty years on.
Posted:
Wed Dec 13, 2006 7:09 pmby Wedgie
My favourite by a mile:
"That fu***in cat's back!"
Posted:
Wed Dec 13, 2006 7:11 pmby Coorong
Twenty five years ago the old man bought his latest bird over on Christmas eve for drinks. A little late and a little pissed a few of us thought we would test her, so put Kevins Santa Klaus on through the speakers out the patio. She laughed so much, (some of it to the oldmans embarrassment), we proposed to her.
Posted:
Wed Dec 13, 2006 9:02 pmby the tractor
Coorong wrote:Santa Klaus
Operater 49
Operator 42 me thinks.
Sorry to be picky, but get it right!!
Posted:
Wed Dec 13, 2006 10:44 pmby Pseudo
the tractor wrote:Have to be "The festival of life".
Bloody ripper.
Set the way-back machine for almost 20 years ago. Young Pseudo was still living with his parents. Pseudo's room opened on to the communal family room, where Mum & Dad Pseudo spent the evenings. Daddy Pseudo was (and still is) a fairly devout catholic, had these little prayer books from which he'd read every night. One night, Pseudo was playing his KBW tapes at reasonable volume. Halfway through "The festival of life" the door opens, and Mum Pseudo half enters with a huge grin, continually shifting her glance from young Pseudo to the family room and back. Pseudo asks "What's up?" Mum Pseudo replies:
"Your old man is sitting out here with his prayer books open in front of him, pissing himself laughing"
Myself, I was always partial to "I gave up wanking"
Posted:
Thu Dec 14, 2006 3:23 amby Snaggletooth Tiger
Pseudo wrote:Myself, I was always partial to "I gave up wanking"
That song's a beauty eh!
It's got that classic line...
"If you say you don't wank you're a liar, & a fool if you say that you do!"
Another goodun we can all relate to is
'Born again Piss Tank'
Posted:
Thu Dec 14, 2006 8:28 amby Footy Chick
Santa claus for mine and " i knew the bride when she used to be a mole" or does that go in the bad cover songs thread???
Posted:
Sun Dec 24, 2006 11:39 pmby crackers
what about mick me mate the master farter