SA Footy

This is a free program and is excellent once you master it (which does take abit) basically you put a CD in select which track you want, and then you can mix it with other songs, or play around with tempo and pitch, and do things like make the singer sound like a little kid, great for a laugh, well worth getting, but like i said, does take abit to master it.

Recipe d'jour...How to make a hit that is flavour of the month.

INGREDIENTS

OTS CD Scrathc 1200 (OCS1200)

1 Muscular Black Dude

50 Hos

Dodge convertible with hydraulic jacks

A melody provided by Queen or Led Zeppelin

A John Bonham beat sample

An Edward Van Halen guitar riff

One slimy record company executive

One of those Hard Disc Camcorders

METHOD

Take 1 Muscular Black Dude and Kick him the nuts. Voila! Instant Gangsta attitude.
Grab the 50 Hos and then tell them all that the Gangsta is gay and is really a white dude who overdid it in the solarium. Voila! Instant bitch attitude.

Mix in three parts Queen melody and one Part Zeppelin
Lay down the John Bonham beat.
Stir in the lightning hot Eddie Van Halen sample.

Stir ingredients and use Camcorder to capture the Heat required to sell your song on MTV or Video Hits.

Pour ingredients into Dodge convertible, film results as Hos go flying out of the car as the hydraulic jacks do their stuff.
Get the Black dude to add inciteful lyrics that include terms such as 'muvva' 'bling bling' and 'layin it down freestyle homey'

Pour saccrine mix into the arse of slimy record company executive.

BANG!!. Your number one with a bullet and after you die of your GSW your homegirl can spend the profits on silicone tits. Another rock legend is born.

regards,

REB

GOLD

GOLD indeed,only if you could put your mind to good instead of evil REB....