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Worst Music Video

PostPosted: Thu Apr 07, 2011 9:15 am
by CK
Following on from the thread of the Greatest Music Video, what are some of the howlers out there?

People who know me will be astonished by this choice of mine, but the final single released by Little River Band in their "classic" lineup, from the Get Lucky album, the title track, was just a horror. If I can find it on YouTube, I'll put it up here so others can judge. It's a Western theme, which culminates in a hat flying upwards from Glenn Shorrock's head, after he puts his foot in a bucket and stumbles around a bar.

Re: Worst Music Video

PostPosted: Thu Apr 07, 2011 9:22 am
by White Line Fever
The chick with the shaved head crying is pretty bad.
Is it Sinead O'Connor - Nothing compares to you

Re: Worst Music Video

PostPosted: Thu Apr 07, 2011 4:19 pm
by mighty_tiger_79
White Line Fever wrote:The chick with the shaved head crying is pretty bad.
Is it Sinead O'Connor - Nothing compares to you


i think thats correct

Re: Worst Music Video

PostPosted: Thu Apr 07, 2011 8:46 pm
by CK
Fortunately, this is the shortened version, missing a couple of the original "gems". Apparently the band was only Glenn Shorrock and Wayne Nelson according to the video :?


Re: Worst Music Video

PostPosted: Thu Apr 07, 2011 8:50 pm
by CK
It pains me deeply to say this about a band that is my favorite Australian band ever, but I've just realised - they made some horror videos :shock: (I know this is supposed to be a send up but....wow)


Re: Worst Music Video

PostPosted: Thu Apr 07, 2011 9:15 pm
by CK
Oh boy....words can't describe this...apart from....80's.




This is...compelling. Compellingly awful



I've always liked this song, but never understood what possessed Billy Joel to make this



Somehow, two legends of music combine to make...something strange. The fashion on its own is bad enough:


Re: Worst Music Video

PostPosted: Thu Apr 07, 2011 11:53 pm
by Pseudo
Time to weigh in on this thread...


This one just screams out AMATEUR:




Some really good music videos were essentially concert footage. But not at a frickin' SHOPPING MALL fer crying out loud!




And frankly ANYTHING featuring video footage of Divine has to be considered offensive to the senses:


Re: Worst Music Video

PostPosted: Fri Apr 08, 2011 6:25 am
by gadj1976
Skatt Bros, Life At The Outpost


Re: Worst Music Video

PostPosted: Sun Apr 10, 2011 11:58 am
by godoubleblues
that Billy Squier one CK, is an absolute shocker :shock: :lol:

Re: Worst Music Video

PostPosted: Sun Apr 10, 2011 12:51 pm
by Magpiespower
So many awful videos these days.

Especially big artists.

Big budgets, big production values, big disasters.

Nearly everyone else goes for the standard performance video.

Banal beyond belief...

Re: Worst Music Video

PostPosted: Thu Apr 14, 2011 11:23 am
by RustyCage

Re: Worst Music Video

PostPosted: Thu Apr 14, 2011 12:57 pm
by Pseudo


Humph. Not the first time that AdelaideNow has ripped an idea for an article from This August Forum.

I notice that the author of the linked article is male, yet has listed Sabrina's "Boys" among the worst videos. Having so blatantly come out of the closet, in his next article he might like to address his daily struggle as a gay man in modern Australian society.

Re: Worst Music Video

PostPosted: Thu Apr 14, 2011 1:22 pm
by gadj1976
Pseudo wrote:


Humph. Not the first time that AdelaideNow has ripped an idea for an article from This August Forum.

I notice that the author of the linked article is male, yet has listed Sabrina's "Boys" among the worst videos. Having so blatantly come out of the closet, in his next article he might like to address his daily struggle as a gay man in modern Australian society.


Pseudo you addressed this more eloquently than I ever could've myself. I read the article, and my initial thoughts were something that started with P and ended in OOF.

Re: Worst Music Video

PostPosted: Fri Apr 15, 2011 1:13 am
by RustyCage
As much as I love Metallica, this film clip is a shocker. It is what happens when a band is encouraged by the record company to hand over all creative control of their film clip to some film director.

~x( :-t x_x


Re: Worst Music Video

PostPosted: Sun Apr 17, 2011 7:11 pm
by CK
More surprising, because I didn't know he had anything else apart from Ice Ice Baby and Play That Funky Music, but this is bad....



I know someone out there will say this can't be included, but - it's not good, no matter how catchy the song can be at times:



Overblown, but the alternative version I have posted underneath is a good laugh:





Same as the Literal version - a send up of "Love Is A Battlefield"


Re: Worst Music Video

PostPosted: Sun Apr 24, 2011 10:21 pm
by Barto
You lot aren't even trying:





Re: Worst Music Video

PostPosted: Sun Apr 24, 2011 10:42 pm
by whufc

Re: Worst Music Video

PostPosted: Mon Apr 25, 2011 1:11 am
by Barto
It should be ineligible if it's meant to be bad.

Re: Worst Music Video

PostPosted: Wed Nov 09, 2011 7:53 pm
by CK
It looks like a Carny has invaded the set of Antiques Roadshow:



Good song by an underrated artist, but you start watching the background rather than listening to the song - and can't watch it for long:



The song is bad enough - and then you see this. The characters in white look like....well, you can see them: