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Story in today's bumwipe about some female-only "hottest 100" being organised in response to the fact that triple J's "hottest 100" was dominated by phallic-enhanced artists.

http://www.news.com.au/couriermail/stor ... 21,00.html

Now I figure that with effort, one could make two such lists:

A. 100 best songs by (mostly) female artists, and
B. 100 (mostly?) female artists one would most like to shag.

So, let's have some nominations for both lists....

A. Most things by Bjork
B. Bjork

Perhaps this shoulda gone on the music board.... mods?

PS Maxy, definitely Bjork for category B, if only for her premier grunting ability...

For the B list

1. Christina Aguilera
2. The rest.

For the B list. Nobody probably remembers, but her name was Jennifer Paige and she sung a song called Crush I reckon it was. She used to give me massive wood.

Pretty much a one hit wonder in this country BC.
That song was number one at this time in 1998.

Guess what song followed it to number one in 1998?

Blue (Ba da dee) by Eiffel 65.

The Hummingbird100 Hottest Female Songs:

1 Aretha Franklin, Respect
2 Pink, So What
3 Gloria Gaynor, I Will Survive
4 ABBA, Dancing Queen
5 Madonna, Like a Prayer
6 Lady Gaga, PokerFace
7 Bangles, Eternal Flame
8 Fergie, Big Girls Dont Cry
9 Blondie, Heart of Glass
10 Madonna, Like a Virgin
11 Bonnie Tyler, Total Eclipse Of The Heart
12 Katy Perry, I Kissed a Girl
13 Madonna, Vogue
14 Rihanna, Umbrella
15 Beyonce Knowles, Single Ladies
16 Lady Gaga, Just Dance
17 Gwen Stefani, Holla Back Girl
18 TLC, Waterfalls
19 Roberta Flack, Killing Me Softly
20 Alanis Morissette, You Oughta Know
21 Bette Midler, Wind Beneath My Wings
22 Pink, Dear Mr. President
23 Nancy Sinatra, These Boots Are Made For Walking
24 Beyonce Knowles, Crazy In Love
25 Diana Ross, Ain't No Mountain High Enough
26 Leona Lewis, Bleeding Love
27 Roxette, It Must Have Been Love
28 Blondie, Call Me
29 Beyonce Knowles, Halo
30 Tina Turner, What's Love Got to Do With It
31 Fleetwood Mac, You Can Go Your Own Way
32 Alanis Morissette, Ironic
33 No Doubt, Don't Speak
34 Cyndi Lauper, Girls just wanna have fun
35 Fergie, Glamourous
36 Pink, Funhouse
37 Whitney Houston, I Will Always Love You
38 Destiny's Child, Bootylicious
39 Bangles, Walk Like An Egyptian
40 Aaliyah, Try Again
41 Christina Aguilera, Lady Marmalade
42 Kim Carnes, Bette Davies Eyes
43 Destiny's Child, Say My Name
44 Irene Cara, Flashdance ... What a Feeling
45 Bic Runga, Sway
46 TLC, No Scrubs
47 Kate Bush, Wuthering Heights
48 Sinead O'Connor, Nothing Compares 2 U
49 Carly Simon, You're So Vain
50 Toni Braxton, Unbreak My Heart
51 Rihanna, Disturbia
52 Madonna, Papa Don't Preach
53 Roxette, Listen to Your Heart
54 Christina Aguilera, Genie In A Bottle
55 Kate Miller-Heidke, The Last Day on Earth
56 Toni Basil, Mickey
57 Kylie Minogue, Can't Get You Out of My Head
58 Salt N Pepa, Push it!
59 Shakira, Hips Don't Lie
60 Alicia Keys, Fallin
61 Tracy Chapman, Fast Car
62 Destiny's Child, Independent Women
63 Dusty Springfield, Son of a Preacher Man
64 Pink, Who Knew
65 Cyndi Lauper, Time After Time
66 M.I.A, Paper Planes
67 Lily Allen, Not Fair
68 Portishead, Glory Box
69 Sarah McLachlan, Angel
70 Alicia Keys, If I Aint Got You
71 Tori Amos, Cornflake Girl
72 Aretha Franklin, (You Make Me Feel Like) A Natural Woman
73 Pink, Get the Party Started
74 Carole King, I Feel the Earth Move
75 Alanis Morissette, Hand In My Pocket
76 Amy Winehouse, Rehab
77 Gwen Stefani, What You Waiting For?
78 Berlin, Take My Breathe Away
79 Cranberries, Zombie
80 Lily Allen, F**k You
81 Sia, Breathe Me
82 Roxette, The Look
83 Whitney Houston, I Wanna Dance With Somebody
84 Pink, Sober
85 Belinda Carlisle, Summer Rain
86 Regina Spektor, Fidelity
87 Blondie, The Tide Is High
88 Paramore, Decode
89 Pink, Just Like a Pill
90 Lesley Gore, It's My Party
91 Lauryn Hill, Doo Wop (That Thing)
92 Taylor Swift, Love Story
93 La Roux, Bulletproof
94 Roxette, Joyride
95 Christina Aguilera, What a Girl Wants
96 Beyonce Knowles, If I Were A Boy
97 Dolly Parton, Jolene
98 Etta James, At Last
99 Regina Spektor, Samson
100 Rihanna, Take a Bow

Dogwatcher wrote:Pretty much a one hit wonder in this country BC.
That song was number one at this time in 1998.

Guess what song followed it to number one in 1998?

Blue (Ba da dee) by Eiffel 65.

Yeah, I never heard of her again after that. She has those f*ck me eyes though. Never forget them.

Interesting that the article said it was in reaction to "the all male Triple J Hottest 100".

Judging by the fact it is 'The Hunmmingbird 100', I think that's a convenient way to make it 'newsworthy', as given the amount of advertising that the Hummingbird beer for women has received on MAX it was a commercial agreement, more than a reaction.

Has anyone drunk the Hummingbird beer yet? And what exactly constitutes beer for women?

Dogwatcher wrote:The Hummingbird100 Hottest Female Songs:

1 Aretha Franklin, Respect
2 Pink, So What
3 Gloria Gaynor, I Will Survive
4 ABBA, Dancing Queen
5 Madonna, Like a Prayer
6 Lady Gaga, PokerFace
7 Bangles, Eternal Flame
8 Fergie, Big Girls Dont Cry
9 Blondie, Heart of Glass
10 Madonna, Like a Virgin
11 Bonnie Tyler, Total Eclipse Of The Heart
12 Katy Perry, I Kissed a Girl
13 Madonna, Vogue
14 Rihanna, Umbrella
15 Beyonce Knowles, Single Ladies
16 Lady Gaga, Just Dance
17 Gwen Stefani, Holla Back Girl
18 TLC, Waterfalls
19 Roberta Flack, Killing Me Softly
20 Alanis Morissette, You Oughta Know
21 Bette Midler, Wind Beneath My Wings
22 Pink, Dear Mr. President
23 Nancy Sinatra, These Boots Are Made For Walking
24 Beyonce Knowles, Crazy In Love
25 Diana Ross, Ain't No Mountain High Enough
26 Leona Lewis, Bleeding Love
27 Roxette, It Must Have Been Love
28 Blondie, Call Me
29 Beyonce Knowles, Halo
30 Tina Turner, What's Love Got to Do With It
31 Fleetwood Mac, You Can Go Your Own Way
32 Alanis Morissette, Ironic
33 No Doubt, Don't Speak
34 Cyndi Lauper, Girls just wanna have fun
35 Fergie, Glamourous
36 Pink, Funhouse
37 Whitney Houston, I Will Always Love You
38 Destiny's Child, Bootylicious
39 Bangles, Walk Like An Egyptian
40 Aaliyah, Try Again
41 Christina Aguilera, Lady Marmalade
42 Kim Carnes, Bette Davies Eyes
43 Destiny's Child, Say My Name
44 Irene Cara, Flashdance ... What a Feeling
45 Bic Runga, Sway
46 TLC, No Scrubs
47 Kate Bush, Wuthering Heights
48 Sinead O'Connor, Nothing Compares 2 U
49 Carly Simon, You're So Vain
50 Toni Braxton, Unbreak My Heart
51 Rihanna, Disturbia
52 Madonna, Papa Don't Preach
53 Roxette, Listen to Your Heart
54 Christina Aguilera, Genie In A Bottle
55 Kate Miller-Heidke, The Last Day on Earth
56 Toni Basil, Mickey
57 Kylie Minogue, Can't Get You Out of My Head
58 Salt N Pepa, Push it!
59 Shakira, Hips Don't Lie
60 Alicia Keys, Fallin
61 Tracy Chapman, Fast Car
62 Destiny's Child, Independent Women
63 Dusty Springfield, Son of a Preacher Man
64 Pink, Who Knew
65 Cyndi Lauper, Time After Time
66 M.I.A, Paper Planes
67 Lily Allen, Not Fair
68 Portishead, Glory Box
69 Sarah McLachlan, Angel
70 Alicia Keys, If I Aint Got You
71 Tori Amos, Cornflake Girl
72 Aretha Franklin, (You Make Me Feel Like) A Natural Woman
73 Pink, Get the Party Started
74 Carole King, I Feel the Earth Move
75 Alanis Morissette, Hand In My Pocket
76 Amy Winehouse, Rehab
77 Gwen Stefani, What You Waiting For?
78 Berlin, Take My Breathe Away
79 Cranberries, Zombie
80 Lily Allen, F**k You
81 Sia, Breathe Me
82 Roxette, The Look
83 Whitney Houston, I Wanna Dance With Somebody
84 Pink, Sober
85 Belinda Carlisle, Summer Rain
86 Regina Spektor, Fidelity
87 Blondie, The Tide Is High
88 Paramore, Decode
89 Pink, Just Like a Pill
90 Lesley Gore, It's My Party
91 Lauryn Hill, Doo Wop (That Thing)
92 Taylor Swift, Love Story
93 La Roux, Bulletproof
94 Roxette, Joyride
95 Christina Aguilera, What a Girl Wants
96 Beyonce Knowles, If I Were A Boy
97 Dolly Parton, Jolene
98 Etta James, At Last
99 Regina Spektor, Samson
100 Rihanna, Take a Bow

There is some absolute puss in that lot. Actually, 99% of it is.

Bum Crack wrote:

Dogwatcher wrote:The Hummingbird100 Hottest Female Songs:

1 Aretha Franklin, Respect
2 Pink, So What
3 Gloria Gaynor, I Will Survive
4 ABBA, Dancing Queen
5 Madonna, Like a Prayer
6 Lady Gaga, PokerFace
7 Bangles, Eternal Flame
8 Fergie, Big Girls Dont Cry
9 Blondie, Heart of Glass
10 Madonna, Like a Virgin
11 Bonnie Tyler, Total Eclipse Of The Heart
12 Katy Perry, I Kissed a Girl
13 Madonna, Vogue
14 Rihanna, Umbrella
15 Beyonce Knowles, Single Ladies
16 Lady Gaga, Just Dance
17 Gwen Stefani, Holla Back Girl
18 TLC, Waterfalls
19 Roberta Flack, Killing Me Softly
20 Alanis Morissette, You Oughta Know
21 Bette Midler, Wind Beneath My Wings
22 Pink, Dear Mr. President
23 Nancy Sinatra, These Boots Are Made For Walking
24 Beyonce Knowles, Crazy In Love
25 Diana Ross, Ain't No Mountain High Enough
26 Leona Lewis, Bleeding Love
27 Roxette, It Must Have Been Love
28 Blondie, Call Me
29 Beyonce Knowles, Halo
30 Tina Turner, What's Love Got to Do With It
31 Fleetwood Mac, You Can Go Your Own Way
32 Alanis Morissette, Ironic
33 No Doubt, Don't Speak
34 Cyndi Lauper, Girls just wanna have fun
35 Fergie, Glamourous
36 Pink, Funhouse
37 Whitney Houston, I Will Always Love You
38 Destiny's Child, Bootylicious
39 Bangles, Walk Like An Egyptian
40 Aaliyah, Try Again
41 Christina Aguilera, Lady Marmalade
42 Kim Carnes, Bette Davies Eyes
43 Destiny's Child, Say My Name
44 Irene Cara, Flashdance ... What a Feeling
45 Bic Runga, Sway
46 TLC, No Scrubs
47 Kate Bush, Wuthering Heights
48 Sinead O'Connor, Nothing Compares 2 U
49 Carly Simon, You're So Vain
50 Toni Braxton, Unbreak My Heart
51 Rihanna, Disturbia
52 Madonna, Papa Don't Preach
53 Roxette, Listen to Your Heart
54 Christina Aguilera, Genie In A Bottle
55 Kate Miller-Heidke, The Last Day on Earth
56 Toni Basil, Mickey
57 Kylie Minogue, Can't Get You Out of My Head
58 Salt N Pepa, Push it!
59 Shakira, Hips Don't Lie
60 Alicia Keys, Fallin
61 Tracy Chapman, Fast Car
62 Destiny's Child, Independent Women
63 Dusty Springfield, Son of a Preacher Man
64 Pink, Who Knew
65 Cyndi Lauper, Time After Time
66 M.I.A, Paper Planes
67 Lily Allen, Not Fair
68 Portishead, Glory Box
69 Sarah McLachlan, Angel
70 Alicia Keys, If I Aint Got You
71 Tori Amos, Cornflake Girl
72 Aretha Franklin, (You Make Me Feel Like) A Natural Woman
73 Pink, Get the Party Started
74 Carole King, I Feel the Earth Move
75 Alanis Morissette, Hand In My Pocket
76 Amy Winehouse, Rehab
77 Gwen Stefani, What You Waiting For?
78 Berlin, Take My Breathe Away
79 Cranberries, Zombie
80 Lily Allen, F**k You
81 Sia, Breathe Me
82 Roxette, The Look
83 Whitney Houston, I Wanna Dance With Somebody
84 Pink, Sober
85 Belinda Carlisle, Summer Rain
86 Regina Spektor, Fidelity
87 Blondie, The Tide Is High
88 Paramore, Decode
89 Pink, Just Like a Pill
90 Lesley Gore, It's My Party
91 Lauryn Hill, Doo Wop (That Thing)
92 Taylor Swift, Love Story
93 La Roux, Bulletproof
94 Roxette, Joyride
95 Christina Aguilera, What a Girl Wants
96 Beyonce Knowles, If I Were A Boy
97 Dolly Parton, Jolene
98 Etta James, At Last
99 Regina Spektor, Samson
100 Rihanna, Take a Bow

There is some absolute puss in that lot. Actually, 99% of it is.

Agreed.

Jennifer Paige is a stunner BC!!!!
Just Googled her.
Might Google her when I get home too!

It would be interesting to find out how many of these songs were written by men.

Mr66 wrote:It would be interesting to find out how many of these songs were written by men.

Prince probably wrote 40% of them.

maxyoz wrote:

Mr66 wrote:It would be interesting to find out how many of these songs were written by men.

Prince probably wrote 40% of them.

I said men!

The biggest selling female solo album of all time only has the one song (Carole King - I Feel The Earth Move)?

Nothing by one of the biggest selling female artists of all time with Enya?

"Go Your Own Way" is sung by both Stevie Nicks and Lindsay Buckingham, so in that case, would have expected other duets if they qualified.

Katy Perry?? Egad...

I love her music big time, but there is still a LOT of P!nk in there....

I concur with all of those sentiments CK.

Bum Crack wrote:For the B list. Nobody probably remembers, but her name was Jennifer Paige and she sung a song called Crush I reckon it was. She used to give me massive wood.

Was looking at her the other day. Stunning. Not a bad song either.

Lots of Pink but no Patti Smith. Then again I suppose Patti isn't a real punk like Pink is.
Also I think PJ Harvey is okay but then again she is no Beyonce or Lady Ga Ga.

That list has nothing to do with JJJ does it? Some absolutely dreadful rubbish there