"Most cliched sayings crammed into 1 song" award- Nickleback "Photograph"
"More sexual innuendo than a gay turkish bath house" award- 50 Cent "Candy Shop"
"I don't need my band mates anymore, as I'm the real star, and I was carrying them" award- Triple dead heat between Rob Thomas, Bernard Fanning & Gwen Steffani
"Most marketable package & best voice, yet still only has c grade material to work with" award- Robbie Williams (earlier winner of previous award)
"Flogging a dead horse" award- The Rolling Stones
"One hit wonder of the year/will we ever see them again (also known as the "Real Life Memorial Award")" award- End Of Fashion "Oh Yeah"
"Record companies are mocking the record buying public" award- Crazy Frog
"If i could turn back time (aka the Cher Award)" award- Madonna