Classic/witty/notable lyrics

[Pseudo]

"Oh how it hurts to p!ss,
pushing piles back up your @rse"

This prosaic little snippet of loveliness was uttered by the band Thrush and the C***s on the Dogs In Space soundtrack.

[MatteeG]

SNFU- "Michelle Pfieffer's Diaper"

Had a vision of Michelle Pfeiffer
Wearing nothing but a diaper
Squatting over a roman candle
Dancing around in rhinestone sandals

Hey! well I don't know
How that thought got in there

Had a vision of tug McGraw
His ass was beaten red and raw
Wearing nothing but a baseball cap
Aluminum bat sticking out of his crack

Hey! well I don't know
How that thought got in there

[RustyCage]

For mine there are two great Aussie humourus lyracists - Frenzal Rhomb and TISM.

Russell Crowes Band - Frenzal Rhomb

Don't get a million bucks just for getting out of bed
Don't get a million f##ks when I punch folks in the head
And even if we never have a Billboard top ten hit
At least we know that Russell Crowe's Band's a f###ing pile of s##t!
At least we know that Russell Crowe's Band's a f###ing pile of s##t!

I don't get olympic athletes to my barbecues
I don't get extorsion threats from the Coffs Harbour Saloon
And even though our paychecks may as well be counterfiet
At least we know that Russell Crowe's Band's a f###ing pile of s##t!
At least we know that Russell Crowe's Band's a f###ing pile of s##t!

[RustyCage]

Best line in any song!!!

I Might Be a C###, But Im Not a F###### C### by TISM

I might barrack for Port Power, but never for the Crows

[Pseudo]

From 'Cornfed Dames' by the Cramps. I wonder what it's about?


Now good girls can't play the rent these days.
These cornfed dames done found a way.
Unzip that zipper...snap that snap.
Round up the cattle in the Cadillac.
Whip that cream baby 'til the butter comes.
Shake it baby shake it baby shake it baby shake it
Shake that thing I'll buy you a diamond ring.

[the big bang]

you're a slave to money
then ya die

Bitter Sweet Symphony - The Verve