The Pro Tools at Brighton Footy Club. Fri October 4

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what would you get if the Blood Sucking Freaks, The Mark Of Cain, Exploding White Mice and The Convulsions had an orgy and produced a bastard child? You would get THE PRO-TOOLS. Catch them this Friday night at The Brighton Bar at Brighton Footy Club with Trench Effect, Burn'Collect and Fell At Ten.

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ADELAIDE BAND THE PRO TOOLS WERE FORMED ON THE BASIS OF EACH INDIVIDUAL MEMBERS REKNOWNED REPUTATION OF BEING THE MOST TROUBLESOME , DIFFICULT AND ARROGANT MEMBERS OF ALL THEIR RESPECTIVE BANDS, FORMER AND CURRENT.

FEATURING PETE THE STUD (BLOODSUCKING FREAKS) , JOHN SCOTT (THE MARK OF CAIN) , JUSTIN MCDONALD (THE CONVULSIONS) AND ANDY MCQUEEN (THE EXPLODING WHITE MICE). ITS THE BAND THEY SAID COULD NEVER HAPPEN AND MOST LIKELY SHOULDNT.

LABELS PREVIOUSLY ATTRIBUTED TO PRO TOOLS BAND MEMBERS HAVE RANGED FROM "SPANNERS IN THE WORKS", 'MEGLOMANIACS", "KNOW IT ALLS", AND BASICALLY "ROYAL PAINS IN THE ARSE ". ESSENTIALLY AS THE NAME IMPLIES : PROFFESSIONAL TOOLS.

INFLUENCES RANGE FROM WARSAW, ANTISEEN, FEAR, POISON IDEA, SONIC RENDESVOUS BAND, NEW YORK DOLLS, STOOGES, BORED!, RAMONES, STRANGLERS, THE SAINTS, BLACK FLAG, GG ALLIN, JOY DIVISION, EDDIE COCHRAN, POPPIN MOMMAS, SEX PISTOLS, COCK SPARRER, RADIO BIRDMAN, DINOSAUR JNR , MC5, DEPRESSION, HANK WILLIAMS, THE SCIENTISTS, BLACK SABBATH, RUPTURE, DICTATORS, BIG BLACK, FLAMIN GROOVIES, POWDER MONKEYS, GUNS N ROSES, DEAD BOYS, ALL THE WAY UP TO IRENE CARA.

IF WE CAN MAKE THIS WORK IT WILL PROVE TO THE OTHER MUSICIANS THAT WE HAVE ENDURED BEING IN BANDS WITH, THAT WE WERE INDEED, 100 PERCENT CORRECT THE WHOLE TIME . EVERY TIME.
WE WILL GLADLY ACCEPT THEIR APOLOGIES (ONLY IF THEY ARE SUBMITTED IN WRITTEN FORM) WHICH WILL BE MADE PUBLIC FOR ALL TO SEE HERE AT A LATER DATE.



IN THE MEANTIME... THE PRO-TOOLS WILL KICK EVERY OTHER BANDS POSER ARSE..

ESPECIALLY YOURS.

YOURS SINCERELY,
- JOHN, JUSTIN AND ANDY.

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TONIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!