SA Footy

Posted: **Thu Jul 24, 2014 1:05 pm**

They'll find that the toilet

Posted: **Thu Jul 24, 2014 1:59 pm**

no longer flushes, due to

Posted: **Thu Jul 24, 2014 3:16 pm**

A visit from uncle Bob

Posted: **Thu Jul 24, 2014 3:57 pm**

And Aunt Betty who like

Posted: **Thu Jul 24, 2014 9:14 pm**

To add Metamucil to vindaloo

Posted: **Thu Jul 24, 2014 10:46 pm**

Which is an old secret

Posted: **Thu Jul 24, 2014 11:08 pm**

passed down through generations of

Posted: **Thu Jul 24, 2014 11:44 pm**

Master farters and turd technicians

Posted: **Fri Jul 25, 2014 12:17 am**

On how to pass wind

Posted: **Fri Jul 25, 2014 12:35 am**

And the splatter that matters

Posted: **Fri Jul 25, 2014 1:00 am**

Watch out you don't spill

Posted: **Fri Jul 25, 2014 1:29 am**

The contents of your lunchbox

Posted: **Fri Jul 25, 2014 10:29 am**

prematurely. Premature bowel evacuation is

Posted: **Fri Jul 25, 2014 11:25 am**

What you need after a

Posted: **Fri Jul 25, 2014 4:06 pm**

hardened stool captures your soul,

Posted: **Fri Jul 25, 2014 4:48 pm**

And makes your feel heavy

Posted: **Fri Jul 25, 2014 10:55 pm**

Dude, like far out man

Posted: **Fri Jul 25, 2014 11:56 pm**

What the hell is up

Posted: **Sat Jul 26, 2014 12:11 am**

with that? I feel like

Posted: **Sat Jul 26, 2014 12:52 am**

I'm the only one who

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