5 word story....

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Re: 5 word story....

Postby The Dark Knight » Thu Jul 24, 2014 1:05 pm

They'll find that the toilet
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Re: 5 word story....

Postby Failed Creation » Thu Jul 24, 2014 1:59 pm

no longer flushes, due to
Politicians kissing babies for good luck,
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Re: 5 word story....

Postby Hazbeen » Thu Jul 24, 2014 3:16 pm

A visit from uncle Bob
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Re: 5 word story....

Postby The Dark Knight » Thu Jul 24, 2014 3:57 pm

And Aunt Betty who like
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Re: 5 word story....

Postby Hazbeen » Thu Jul 24, 2014 9:14 pm

To add Metamucil to vindaloo
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Re: 5 word story....

Postby The Dark Knight » Thu Jul 24, 2014 10:46 pm

Which is an old secret
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Re: 5 word story....

Postby Failed Creation » Thu Jul 24, 2014 11:08 pm

passed down through generations of
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Re: 5 word story....

Postby Hazbeen » Thu Jul 24, 2014 11:44 pm

Master farters and turd technicians
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Re: 5 word story....

Postby The Dark Knight » Fri Jul 25, 2014 12:17 am

On how to pass wind
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Re: 5 word story....

Postby Hazbeen » Fri Jul 25, 2014 12:35 am

And the splatter that matters
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Re: 5 word story....

Postby The Dark Knight » Fri Jul 25, 2014 1:00 am

Watch out you don't spill
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Re: 5 word story....

Postby Hazbeen » Fri Jul 25, 2014 1:29 am

The contents of your lunchbox
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Re: 5 word story....

Postby Failed Creation » Fri Jul 25, 2014 10:29 am

prematurely. Premature bowel evacuation is
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Re: 5 word story....

Postby The Dark Knight » Fri Jul 25, 2014 11:25 am

What you need after a
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Re: 5 word story....

Postby Failed Creation » Fri Jul 25, 2014 4:06 pm

hardened stool captures your soul,
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Re: 5 word story....

Postby The Dark Knight » Fri Jul 25, 2014 4:48 pm

And makes your feel heavy
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Re: 5 word story....

Postby Hazbeen » Fri Jul 25, 2014 10:55 pm

Dude, like far out man
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Re: 5 word story....

Postby The Dark Knight » Fri Jul 25, 2014 11:56 pm

What the hell is up
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Re: 5 word story....

Postby Failed Creation » Sat Jul 26, 2014 12:11 am

with that? I feel like
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Re: 5 word story....

Postby The Dark Knight » Sat Jul 26, 2014 12:52 am

I'm the only one who
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