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Gary Putland Facts

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Wed Feb 29, 2012 10:06 am
by westcoastpanther
Apparently on twitter Putz is the 7th most popular in Australia at the moment with everyone leaving the Chuck Norris type statements.
In 1837 Gary Putland invented morse code, he started with the dots
Gary Putland can read Lady Gaga's poker face
Gary Putland counted to infinity. Twice
When Gary Putland flies, the altimeter setting is 00.00. Gary Putland is never under pressure
Gary Putland talks about Fight Club whenever he likes
Re: Gary Putland Facts

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Wed Feb 29, 2012 10:08 am
by overloaded
Putz.......The Normanville Nymph
Re: Gary Putland Facts

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Wed Feb 29, 2012 10:09 am
by heater31
The Southern Districts lads would be wetting themselves over this....
Re: Gary Putland Facts

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Wed Feb 29, 2012 10:10 am
by westcoastpanther
Gary Putland struggled through recovery at Henley Beach cos he was walking on water
Re: Gary Putland Facts

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Wed Feb 29, 2012 10:10 am
by Jim05
westcoastpanther wrote:Apparently on twitter Putz is the 7th most popular in Australia at the moment with everyone leaving the Chuck Norris type statements.
In 1837 Gary Putland invented morse code, he started with the dots
Gary Putland can read Lady Gaga's poker face
Gary Putland counted to infinity. Twice
When Gary Putland flies, the altimeter setting is 00.00. Gary Putland is never under pressure
Gary Putland talks about Fight Club whenever he likes
Thats Gold
Now for him to perform in the real stuff
Re: Gary Putland Facts

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Wed Feb 29, 2012 10:13 am
by overloaded
Jim05 wrote:westcoastpanther wrote:Apparently on twitter Putz is the 7th most popular in Australia at the moment with everyone leaving the Chuck Norris type statements.
In 1837 Gary Putland invented morse code, he started with the dots
Gary Putland can read Lady Gaga's poker face
Gary Putland counted to infinity. Twice
When Gary Putland flies, the altimeter setting is 00.00. Gary Putland is never under pressure
Gary Putland talks about Fight Club whenever he likes
Thats Gold
Now for him to perform in the real stuff

Exactly not hard to bowl a couple of dot balls to a tailender who has sunscreen in his eyes
Re: Gary Putland Facts

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Wed Feb 29, 2012 10:19 am
by Diddy
I see Silicone Skyline is on there having a crack. Not successfully, but the effort is there.
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Wed Feb 29, 2012 10:49 am
by Brodlach
Gary Putland is such a great death bowler that his leg cutters sever the Femoral Artery
Re: Gary Putland Facts

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Wed Feb 29, 2012 10:53 am
by Brodlach
In the last over when Klinger asked Gary Putland where he wanted his fielders, Putland replied, "irrelevant."
Re: Gary Putland Facts

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Wed Feb 29, 2012 10:54 am
by westcoastpanther
Gary Putland taught the Aborigines how to do dot paintings
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Wed Feb 29, 2012 12:26 pm
by mickey
Superman wears Gary Putland undies
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Wed Feb 29, 2012 1:56 pm
by Lightning McQueen
Putland is Jack Blackham's lovechild.
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Wed Feb 29, 2012 2:02 pm
by Booney
Chuck Norris wants a signed Gary Putland t-shirt.
Gary Putland Facts

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Wed Feb 29, 2012 2:21 pm
by RustyCage
What was the # for these?
Re: Gary Putland Facts

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Wed Feb 29, 2012 2:22 pm
by Brodlach
pafc1870 wrote:What was the # for these?
#garyputlandfacts
Gary Putland Facts

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Wed Feb 29, 2012 2:38 pm
by RustyCage
Adam Crosthwaite came up the stumps just to get a better look at Gary Putland.
Gary Putland Facts

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Wed Feb 29, 2012 2:41 pm
by RustyCage
When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Gary Putland
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Wed Feb 29, 2012 6:00 pm
by Killa
Gary Putland is the cure for Gastro, nobody gets runs when he is around
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Wed Feb 29, 2012 6:44 pm
by Media Park
Let me say that I rate Gary Putland, however this is one of the most heralded and raved about 1/65 in cricket's history.
Pretty sure that Theo, Harris and Klinger should be worthy of some recognition.
Re: Gary Putland Facts

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Wed Feb 29, 2012 6:54 pm
by smac
Theo started it. He's taking the piss. Have a laugh lad!