From a UK Paper - Aussie Ashes jokes.
Posted: Sun Sep 26, 2010 10:16 am--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Q: What is the main function of the Australia coach?
A: To transport the team from the hotel to the ground.
Q: What do you call an Australian with a champagne bottle in his hand?
A: A waiter.
Q: Who spends the most time on the crease of anyone in the Australian team?
A: The woman who ironed the cricket whites.
Q: Why don't Aussie fielders need pre-tour travel injections?
A: Because they never catch anything.
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Q: What's the Aussie version of a hat trick?
A: Three runs in three balls.
Q: What do Aussie batsmen and drug addicts have in common?
A: Both spend most of their time wondering where their next score will come from.
Q: What is the most proficient form of footwork displayed by Australian batsmen?
A: The walk back to the pavilion.
Q: What did the spectator miss when he went to the toilet?
A: The entire Australian innings.
Q: What's the Australian version of LBW?
A: Lost, Beaten, Walloped.
Q: Why do Australians call their favourite drink XXXX?
A: Because they can't spell beer.
Q: What is the main function of the Australia coach?
A: To transport the team from the hotel to the ground.
Q: What do you call an Australian with a champagne bottle in his hand?
A: A waiter.
Q: Who spends the most time on the crease of anyone in the Australian team?
A: The woman who ironed the cricket whites.
Q: Why don't Aussie fielders need pre-tour travel injections?
A: Because they never catch anything.
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Q: What's the Aussie version of a hat trick?
A: Three runs in three balls.
Q: What do Aussie batsmen and drug addicts have in common?
A: Both spend most of their time wondering where their next score will come from.
Q: What is the most proficient form of footwork displayed by Australian batsmen?
A: The walk back to the pavilion.
Q: What did the spectator miss when he went to the toilet?
A: The entire Australian innings.
Q: What's the Australian version of LBW?
A: Lost, Beaten, Walloped.
Q: Why do Australians call their favourite drink XXXX?
A: Because they can't spell beer.
