SA Footy

Pre-match sex helps players' performance: Gary Kirsten

It used to be said that sexual intercourse close to a sporting event sapped energy. But India's players have been advised otherwise in a confidential document written by their coach that effectively tells them to boost their performances on the field by hopping into action off it.

The four-part paper written by Gary Kirsten, who has helped India to become the leading one-day side in the world, became the talk of the Champions Trophy yesterday as a taboo subject was thrust into the open.

The relevant chapter is headlined "Does sex increase performance?" and the answer is explicit: "Yes it does, so go ahead and indulge."

Read the whole article here.

http://www.theaustralian.news.com.au/st ... 22,00.html

LOL, love the bit about what to do if the missus isn't handy.

I often found it good to bowl a maiden over the night before a match. I certainly wasn't going to do it the next day.
Can be a bit inconvenient if the missus has already got the pads on before you get to bat though.

Dogwatcher wrote:I often found it good to bowl a maiden over the night before a match. I certainly wasn't going to do it the next day.
Can be a bit inconvenient if the missus has already got the pads on before you get to bat though.

There is an alternative hole for that when that situation arises mate.

Bum Crack wrote:

Dogwatcher wrote:I often found it good to bowl a maiden over the night before a match. I certainly wasn't going to do it the next day.
Can be a bit inconvenient if the missus has already got the pads on before you get to bat though.

There is an alternative hole for that when that situation arises mate.

When in Athens ...

Bum Crack wrote:

Dogwatcher wrote:I often found it good to bowl a maiden over the night before a match. I certainly wasn't going to do it the next day.
Can be a bit inconvenient if the missus has already got the pads on before you get to bat though.

There is an alternative hole for that when that situation arises mate.

I suppose there is, that would be batting with the tail end.

Dogwatcher wrote:

Bum Crack wrote:

Dogwatcher wrote:I often found it good to bowl a maiden over the night before a match. I certainly wasn't going to do it the next day.
Can be a bit inconvenient if the missus has already got the pads on before you get to bat though.

There is an alternative hole for that when that situation arises mate.

I suppose there is, that would be batting with the tail end.

Watch her eyes light up if you give her a beamer

Dogwatcher wrote:I often found it good to bowl a maiden over the night before a match. I certainly wasn't going to do it the next day.
Can be a bit inconvenient if the missus has already got the pads on before you get to bat though.

You could go last man standing and push one through the covers.