players does not extend out of the living room. Anyway just for some fun I thought I would take the piss a little at Englands team:
Here it is:
1. Strauss - The good old captian, goes alright, has been there best batsmen and is with out KP in the side. Still in my opinion has no idea about captianing a side, but is there best batter now and does have some sort of ticker. Has shown that in past series when he has made runs against good opposition.
(Thats probably going to end the positives hahahaha)
2. Cook - Again when the ball is short and wide or one his pads he is awesome, but I say this Off stump?
3. Boparara - Englands no.3.....say what? Waddles a bit like a penguin and im not really sure he can actually field. Has had one good innings, but we all do at some stage
.4.Bell - well I though he would go ok, but f*** me wet himself a little when he gets a good short ball. Provided about as much backbone as a redback top order batsmen.
5. Who bats a 5? Collingwood? - right o real fighter, will hang tough.
6. Prior - Good bat, keeps a bit like me though in the respect he is a bit bad
7. Broad - Besides sometimes losing his radar and bowling puss he goes alright. Can be a handful at times in the right condtions. Bats ok, makes runs.
8. Swann - looks like a wanker - bats alright, bowls a good one now and then.
9. Anderson - Good bowler in the right conditions. Good bowler when things are going his way....might as well go home if things are a bit tough
10. Harrmison - Thought this bloke stopped playing?
11. Onions - Good bowler, bowled well at Edgie, not sure if he was hung over at headinly or not.
Anyway all thats just for fun, please dont leak to the English press. In all serious though anyone read the artilce about langers dossier, was a cracking read apparently.
