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Re: Ashes 2023

PostPosted: Thu Jul 27, 2023 9:41 pm
by Brodlach
stan wrote:
Brodlach wrote:How good was that Cummins over, play and miss three times then gets his reward
He's bowled well so far, I thought Starc did as well, just a couple bad ones here and away they go.

They’ve beaten the bat constantly this morning

Re: Ashes 2023

PostPosted: Thu Jul 27, 2023 9:47 pm
by RB
Corona Man wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:First ball I watch and it’s a wicket, go for a piss and the 2nd ball I see Crawley goes

Can you go for another piss soon please?
Thanks LM

Re: Ashes 2023

PostPosted: Thu Jul 27, 2023 9:47 pm
by Armchair expert
Image

Re: Ashes 2023

PostPosted: Thu Jul 27, 2023 9:48 pm
by Vamos
Pssss

Re: Ashes 2023

PostPosted: Thu Jul 27, 2023 9:48 pm
by stan
Brodlach wrote:
stan wrote:
Brodlach wrote:How good was that Cummins over, play and miss three times then gets his reward
He's bowled well so far, I thought Starc did as well, just a couple bad ones here and away they go.

They’ve beaten the bat constantly this morning
The scoreline looked bad, but there's some teeth in this pitch this morning, and now Root is gone.

Re: Ashes 2023

PostPosted: Thu Jul 27, 2023 9:49 pm
by LaughingKookaburra
Foot on the throat. We can win this Test in the next hour!

Re: Ashes 2023

PostPosted: Thu Jul 27, 2023 9:49 pm
by Lightning McQueen
Corona Man wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:First ball I watch and it’s a wicket, go for a piss and the 2nd ball I see Crawley goes

Can you go for another piss soon please?

Did go pour a drink and walked back in to Joe getting rooted

Re: Ashes 2023

PostPosted: Thu Jul 27, 2023 9:50 pm
by stan
LaughingKookaburra wrote:Foot on the throat. We can win this Test in the next hour!
Yes we can. I reckon this pitch flattens put a fair bit after lunch so we want a couple more bow.

Re: Ashes 2023

PostPosted: Thu Jul 27, 2023 9:51 pm
by Brodlach
Who doubted our decision to bowl first :lol:

Re: Ashes 2023

PostPosted: Thu Jul 27, 2023 9:54 pm
by Armchair expert
Bairstow catches that ffs

Re: Ashes 2023

PostPosted: Thu Jul 27, 2023 9:54 pm
by RB
Imagine if we'd held all our catches!

Re: Ashes 2023

PostPosted: Thu Jul 27, 2023 9:55 pm
by stan
RB wrote:Imagine if we'd held all our catches!
Would have been game over.

We'd probably be batting.

Re: Ashes 2023

PostPosted: Thu Jul 27, 2023 9:55 pm
by Lightning McQueen
That was woeful.
Might go for a snack on the 3rd ball of Cummins’ next over

Re: Ashes 2023

PostPosted: Thu Jul 27, 2023 9:56 pm
by stan
Lightning McQueen wrote:That was woeful.
Might go for a snack on the 3rd ball of Cummins’ next over
Need a piss?

Re: Ashes 2023

PostPosted: Thu Jul 27, 2023 9:58 pm
by The Dark Knight
**** sake come on just catch the ******* ball

Re: Ashes 2023

PostPosted: Thu Jul 27, 2023 9:59 pm
by Armchair expert
Another!

Re: Ashes 2023

PostPosted: Thu Jul 27, 2023 9:59 pm
by am Bays
That’s a soda for a test keeper

Re: Ashes 2023

PostPosted: Thu Jul 27, 2023 10:00 pm
by whufc
Carey gone to water since stumpinggate

Re: Ashes 2023

PostPosted: Thu Jul 27, 2023 10:11 pm
by stan
And again through the slips.

Re: Ashes 2023

PostPosted: Thu Jul 27, 2023 10:14 pm
by am Bays
F*** me Alex