Cricket sledges

[RustyCage]

Boucher sledging Taibu
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOznujyKsoc

Kumar Sangakkara sledging Shaun Pollock
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PlFF98dM8sA
I remember Sangakkara saying something similar to Ashwell Prince in a test match, saying if he got out how he'd be the scapegoat of Sth African cricket

Freddie Flintoff Sledges the West Indies
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X1NFbVx0uN8

CNNNN - Australian Cricket Sledging Academy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=36EnObpsUIU

[Pup]

Haha i actually saw these a couple of weeks ago, they are quite amusing.

I like the Boucher and Flintoff ones, especially when Freddie goes watch the windows Tino and pisses himself then he gets stumped next ball haha..

[magpie in the 80's]

some good cricket sledges

1. When Botham took guard in an Ashes match, Marsh welcomed him to the wicket with the immortal words: "So how's your wife & my kids?" Botham retort was "Wife is fine, kids are retarded"
2. As Cullinan was on his way to the wicket, Warne told him he had been waiting 2 years for another chance to humiliate him. "Looks like you spent it eating" Cullinan retorted
3. During 1989 Lords Test, Hughes said to Smith after he played & missed: "You can't f ... bat." Smith to Hughes after he smacked him to the boundary: "Hey Merv, we make a fine pair. I can't f... bat & you can't f...bowl."
4. During 1991 Adelaide Test, Javed called Merv a fat bus conductor. A few balls later Merv dismissed Javed. "Tickets please," Merv called out as he ran past the departing batsman.
5. Ravi Shastri vs the Aussie 12th man: Shastri hits it to this guy and looks for a single. This guy gets the ball in and says, "If you leave the crease I'll break your head." Shastri: "If you could bat as well as you can talk you wouldn't be the 12th man."

[smithy]

Where did you learn to bat? Bloody Edge Baston ?

Are you on work experience ?

[Booney]

viewtopic.php?f=3&t=662

from some time ago.

[JK]

I always thought the comment fired to Mark Waugh - "At least I'm the best player in my family" - Was pretty ******* funny

[topsywaldron]

McGrath to a West Indian batsman - "What does Lara's cock taste like?"

Quick as a flash, West indian to McGrath - "I'm not sure, ask your wife though"

[Punk Rooster]

McGrath to a West Indian batsman - "What does Lara's cock taste like?"

Quick as a flash, West indian to McGrath - "I'm not sure, ask your wife though"

Ramnaresh Sarwan... followed by "If you ever mention my wife again, i'll rip your f**king throat out"...

[topsywaldron]

Ramnaresh Sarwan... followed by "If you ever mention my wife again, i'll rip your f**king throat out"...

Thus proving he can dish it out but not take it.

[Punk Rooster]

Ramnaresh Sarwan... followed by "If you ever mention my wife again, i'll rip your f**king throat out"...

Thus proving he can dish it out but not take it.

it was around the time his wife was battling cancer, maybe he's entitled to be a bit tender about it?

[locky801]

yes it was Punk

[topsywaldron]

Ramnaresh Sarwan... followed by "If you ever mention my wife again, i'll rip your f**king throat out"...

Thus proving he can dish it out but not take it.

it was around the time his wife was battling cancer, maybe he's entitled to be a bit tender about it?

So maybe he should have just concentrated on bowling rather than sledging the batsman?

Just a thought mind you.

[Punk Rooster]

are you ashamed of being a white australian Topsy?
Your posts slant towards this being the case...
Your ring-tone should be "Don't Call Me White" NOFX...

[Rik E Boy]

The ulimate Cricket insult
Shaun Tait's first over in the recent test match was pretty darn firey. Then the Indian batsman gave Tait the most terrible sledge that no cricketer alive could ever recover from....he called him a Redback.

The rest as they say, is history.

regards,

REB

[topsywaldron]

are you ashamed of being a white australian Topsy?

No.

I am however ashamed of how our cricketers carry on sometimes. After all, I'm proud of my country and don't think it reflects too well on us when tools like McGrath ask opposition players what their captain's cock tastes like. Would Ray Lindwall or Alan Davidson have asked the same question?

(FYI NO-FX are a band comprised of Latin members so it makes sense that they wouldn't want to be called white. I, on the other hand, am white so asking not be called white would be really stupid indeed. Cheers. )

[Punk Rooster]

(FYI NO-FX are a band comprised of Latin members so it makes sense that they wouldn't want to be called white. I, on the other hand, am white so asking not be called white would be really stupid indeed. Cheers. )

Actually NOFX are comprised of-
1 White American, 2 Jews & a Mexican, hence their album "White Trash, 2 Heebs & a Bean"
Cheers

[Stumps]

petty alert

[topsywaldron]

petty alert

Let him win one.

[Punk Rooster]

petty alert

Let him win one.

I would not have been so, had he posted factually, in his attempt to "win" the argument...

[Stumps]

he he