From a UK Paper - Aussie Ashes jokes.

[Booney]

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Q: What is the main function of the Australia coach?

A: To transport the team from the hotel to the ground.


Q: What do you call an Australian with a champagne bottle in his hand?

A: A waiter.


Q: Who spends the most time on the crease of anyone in the Australian team?

A: The woman who ironed the cricket whites.


Q: Why don't Aussie fielders need pre-tour travel injections?


A: Because they never catch anything.


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Q: What's the Aussie version of a hat trick?

A: Three runs in three balls.


Q: What do Aussie batsmen and drug addicts have in common?

A: Both spend most of their time wondering where their next score will come from.


Q: What is the most proficient form of footwork displayed by Australian batsmen?

A: The walk back to the pavilion.



Q: What did the spectator miss when he went to the toilet?

A: The entire Australian innings.


Q: What's the Australian version of LBW?

A: Lost, Beaten, Walloped.


Q: Why do Australians call their favourite drink XXXX?

A: Because they can't spell beer.

[tigerland09]

Q. What would Glenn McGrath be if he was English?
A. An all rounder.

Q. What is the height of optimism?
A. An English batsman putting on sunscreen.

Q. What do you call a Englishman with 100 runs against his name?
A. A bowler.

Q. What does "Ashes" stand for?
A. Another Sad Horrific English Series.

[Rik E Boy]

No wonder these Poms have come up with these 'crackers'. They absolutely walloped us 2-1 on their own decks last time.

regards,

REB

[Media Park]

Well they clearly spend time working on their jokes rather than their batting...

[The Dark Knight]

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Q: What is the main function of the Australia coach?

A: To transport the team from the hotel to the ground.


Q: What do you call an Australian with a champagne bottle in his hand?

A: A waiter.


Q: Who spends the most time on the crease of anyone in the Australian team?

A: The woman who ironed the cricket whites.


Q: Why don't Aussie fielders need pre-tour travel injections?


A: Because they never catch anything.


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Q: What's the Aussie version of a hat trick?

A: Three runs in three balls.


Q: What do Aussie batsmen and drug addicts have in common?

A: Both spend most of their time wondering where their next score will come from.


Q: What is the most proficient form of footwork displayed by Australian batsmen?

A: The walk back to the pavilion.



Q: What did the spectator miss when he went to the toilet?

A: The entire Australian innings.


Q: What's the Australian version of LBW?

A: Lost, Beaten, Walloped.


Q: Why do Australians call their favourite drink XXXX?

A: Because they can't spell beer.

Your kidding me. They're ***king terrible!!

[Drop Bear]

Short memories those Poms.

[brod]

Short memories those Poms.

Not really..they remembered all of the jokes we used to point at them and changed the country

[heater31]

Short memories those Poms.

Not really..they remembered all of the jokes we used to point at them and changed the country

its exactly what I have done to an English co worker.........