Riverland Football Chatter

[Bum Crack]

BC, what is it with you and safrilidis? Are you his boyfriend or something?

I know the guy is a reasonable player and must be fit but geez there are two other blokes in recent times, in an ordinary team, who have won mail medals ahead of him so is he that good?

We are having an affair.

[Slapsy]

BC, what is it with you and safrilidis? Are you his boyfriend or something?

I know the guy is a reasonable player and must be fit but geez there are two other blokes in recent times, in an ordinary team, who have won mail medals ahead of him so is he that good?

We are having an affair.

Just as I thought. I was hoping for a better bite than that though!

[Baron Greenback]

Nah mate, she didn't move cos she was waiting for something to actually happen.

Lousy erectile disfunction...

[Bum Crack]

BC, what is it with you and safrilidis? Are you his boyfriend or something?

I know the guy is a reasonable player and must be fit but geez there are two other blokes in recent times, in an ordinary team, who have won mail medals ahead of him so is he that good?

We are having an affair.

Just as I thought. I was hoping for a better bite than that though!

Na, I just love taking the piss out of him. He's a bloody good lad though Saf.

[silicone skyline]

When he's sleeping

I actually heard he doesn't sleep. He sleep walks. On his treadmill.

[Bum Crack]

When he's sleeping

I actually heard he doesn't sleep. He sleep walks. On his treadmill.

when he gets up in the middle of the night for a piss, he runs to the Loxton Public toilets to take a slash and then runs back to Berri. Now that's fit.

[Dogwatcher]

I dunno about that being the definitive example of fitness. But definitely is a good example of bladder control.

[The Smashing Machine]

Hey guys any news on ins and outs for the RFL? I know a few ex Renmark blokes looking to sign back up with them this year!!??!!
Last I heard was Dempsey, Gill and Campaign to share fuel and play together again? Any truth in this? I know they have been playing in different divs in town here.

[Slapsy]

Hey guys any news on ins and outs for the RFL? I know a few ex Renmark blokes looking to sign back up with them this year!!??!!
Last I heard was Dempsey, Gill and Campaign to share fuel and play together again? Any truth in this? I know they have been playing in different divs in town here.

Plenty of rumour. What divisions have Gill and Campaign been playing - not sure if they would be good enough for Renmark's A Grade if all the recruits are true.

[The Smashing Machine]

Hey guys any news on ins and outs for the RFL? I know a few ex Renmark blokes looking to sign back up with them this year!!??!!
Last I heard was Dempsey, Gill and Campaign to share fuel and play together again? Any truth in this? I know they have been playing in different divs in town here.

Plenty of rumour. What divisions have Gill and Campaign been playing - not sure if they would be good enough for Renmark's A Grade if all the recruits are true.

Not too sure about Gill but Campaign has been playing for Seaton Ramblers. They are Up and down Divvy 1 and divvy 2. He's not a stand out but holds his own. Seemed to tag alot of guys out of the game in Div 1 and bit of a back/fwd flank and sometimes on the ball in Divvy 2. Not sure where he played last year, I can't remember seeing him out there for the Rams. Although I did only watch 6-7 games tho.

[Baron Greenback]

Campaign's a pretty handy tagger.
If Gill is injury free, I'm sure he could get a game in A's for Renmark.

[goochy]

i believe campaign took the year off this year, but played for seaton the year before when they were in div 2. I have also heard that he has been havin a bit of trouble with his knee.

[nuggety goodness]

When he's sleeping

I actually heard he doesn't sleep. He sleep walks. On his treadmill.

sounds like Pete Safralidis is the modern day Chuck Norris...

[Bum Crack]

When he's sleeping

I actually heard he doesn't sleep. He sleep walks. On his treadmill.

sounds like Pete Safralidis is the modern day Chuck Norris...

He is, except he's a lot fitter than Chuck ever was

[Not Scared]

BC, what is it with you and safrilidis? Are you his boyfriend or something?

I know the guy is a reasonable player and must be fit but geez there are two other blokes in recent times, in an ordinary team, who have won mail medals ahead of him so is he that good?

We are having an affair.

Just as I thought. I was hoping for a better bite than that though!

Na, I just love taking the piss out of him. He's a bloody good lad though Saf.

Agreed. Very good lad and can run a bit. 19 on the beep test might be a slight exaggeration though. Saf told me he is a bit worried about his upcoming fishing day with BC after reading some of the stuff on this forum. He might be wearing a specially placed cork, and it's not for floatation in case he falls in.

Let's talk about somebody else now.

[Baron Greenback]

When he's sleeping

I actually heard he doesn't sleep. He sleep walks. On his treadmill.

sounds like Pete Safralidis is the modern day Chuck Norris...

He is, except he's a lot fitter than Chuck ever was

Chuck Norris has let himself go in recent times....

[Dogwatcher]

Agreed. Very good lad and can run a bit. 19 on the beep test might be a slight exaggeration though. Saf told me he is a bit worried about his upcoming fishing day with BC after reading some of the stuff on this forum. He might be wearing a specially placed cork, and it's not for floatation in case he falls in.

Let's talk about somebody else now.

You must know Saf pretty well to be told that sort of thing NS....

[Not Scared]

He confides in me from time to time.

[Baron Greenback]

About that bedwetting problem?

[Bum Crack]

changing the subject, it's time for Matthew Hayden to go. I was all for giving him a few more chances, but that was a few tests ago. He has been a fantastic player for Australia, but his time is up.