Media Park wrote:tiger07andbeyond wrote:What was it on Ebay? I cannot access the site.
The Port Adelaide Football Club...
have you seen some of the questions relating to the product??
Q: Hi, I'm concerned about bidding unless I can find out some more information about your return policy. Assuming the product fails to perform to my, or anyone else's for that matter, expectations, how long will I have to return it and will the AFL pay return postage?
A: No returns
Q: Hi my name is Matthew Knights, I have a heap of cash lying around and would like to purchase. You aren't related to the Port Magpies at all are you?
A: Matthew you are still banned from the premises....
Q: To get a truer indication of the possible value of this item, can you confirm that all silverware owned by this club is included as I would like to get some idea of the scrap value of these items.
A: Sadly the club's silver ware is at Cash Converters...
Q: How can i bid half a packet of Escort blue and a goon bag?
A: We believe that Centrelink has the particular form required to bid for the Power and pay with Escort Blue and goon.
Q: Can you please confirm that if I am the winning bidder that I have to buy the entire club? Is it possible that you can keep some of the clubs "assets" that I have no desire to own i.e. Domenic Cassisi, bay covers, Dean Brogan's chin, losing culture...
A: To maximise our opportunities we believe that we must sell the club as a whole - the "assets" that you have identified may not be capable of being sold for any monies seperately....
Q: Greetings, I am interested in this item, however I cannot afford to ship the entire team to West Sydney, is it possible to purchase only half the team?
A: We believe that the club is only "half a team" already....
Q: Hello, Will food stamps and/or Centrelink payments be offered as an alternative method of payment?
A: You may not be aware that Centrelink are a major shareholder of the club so in this instance we cannot accept further Centrelink benefits...
Q: Hi, Would you charge additional postage to send team to New Zealand?
A: No extra charge - the AFL will pay for the reloaction...
Q: Hi, I am interested in your product however could you please provide some information about any extra's that come with this product, handbags, woodens spoons etc?
A: Hi, if you do end up purchasing the club you will be provided with the standard teal handbag for the Power games and the black and white bag for Port Magpies games - a limited edition bag with a lightning stripe will be released shortly. There will be no need to purchase wooden spoons as the club will be presented with this trophy at the end of the year.
this keeps getting better and better.
However, the bidding has now cracked $200,000