by silicone skyline » Wed Jul 25, 2007 12:53 pm
by Santos L Helper » Sat Jul 28, 2007 9:50 pm
silicone skyline wrote:Glenn McGrath v Eddo Brandes
McGrath was bowling to the Zimbabwe number 11 - who was unable to get his bat anywhere near the ball.
McGrath, frustrated that Brandes was still at the crease, wandered up during one particular over and inquired: "Why are you so fat?"
Quick as a flash, Brandes replied: "Because every time I make love to your wife, she gives me a biscuit."
Even the Aussie slip fielders were in hysterics.
by Dogwatcher » Sun Jul 29, 2007 10:09 am
by Santos L Helper » Sun Jul 29, 2007 8:33 pm
Dogwatcher wrote:Nah it doesn't I'm pretty certain it was always McGrath and Brandes.
Cullinan's was more along the lines of:
Warne: "I've been waiting for four years to have another crack at you."
Cullinan: "It looks like you spent most of it eating."
by Zelezny Chucks » Mon Jul 30, 2007 12:40 pm
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by Diddy » Mon Aug 06, 2007 10:27 am
by The Rooster » Mon Aug 06, 2007 7:24 pm
Diddy wrote:
To Paul James: "If you were a Bee Gee, you'd be the dead one"
by LaughingKookaburra » Sun Nov 25, 2007 9:08 pm
by johntheclaret » Mon Nov 26, 2007 1:35 am
Barry Dawson wrote:I dunno about sledging, but once in a match played in the aboriginal mission, a tiny dog ran out on to the field and squatted directly between the man on the mark and the guy kicking for goal.
He then proceeded to take the biggest dump ever.
Fair to say he missed the goal.
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