by devilsadvocate » Thu Feb 22, 2007 9:52 am
These may ba rip-off of Chuck Norris, but who on here is old enough to remember him? Mike Hussey is the new-school cult hero!
Just for you SS:
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Mike Hussey
Mike Hussey sleeps with a night light. Not because Mike Hussey is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Mike Hussey
Mike Hussey doesn't pop his collar, his shirts just get erections when they touch his body
Once a cobra bit Mike Hussey's leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died
Mike Hussey doesn't use pickup lines, he simply says, "Now." (Reminds me of Mobsy!!!!!)
Mike Hussey sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled cricketing ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Mike slog swept the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.