Riverland Football Chatter

[callop]

Big game for the potential Grand Finalists this year at the Renmark on Saturday. A chance for the Rovers to show if they are the real deal or not! Past seasons have seen them falter just as they give their supporters a glimmer of hope. One would expect a big crowd given the importance of this game as a win will set up their season......... But i can't see it happening, Waikerie by 6 goals, with their gun forward pocket kicking 6.

Other tips for the round are Barmera over a depleted Berri and Loxton over the improved North. Thoughts everyone??

[Baron Greenback]

I'm backing Renmark in by 4 goals.

The other two games could go either way I reckon.

In the Independents:
Moorook-Kingston
Cobdogla
Paringa

[Baron Greenback]

200KW - I hear there's a Hucks wedding on tomorrow and there will be a few out for Wunkar?

[silicone skyline]

Why isn't there a back page story about Chuck Norris back in the Swannies colours?

[Baron Greenback]

That's not worthy of print

[silicone skyline]

I would read it.

"Chuck Norris: Spits Dummy"

[Baron Greenback]

I thought a good journalist like yourself would get the facts right SS??

[catfish]

Lining up on evans tomorrow chuck?

[silicone skyline]

I thought a good journalist like yourself would get the facts right SS??

Good?

[Baron Greenback]

I'll be keeping as far away from Evans as possible to avoid being made to look stupid.
I'll probably slot into a back pocket.

What about you CF? Where you lining up?

[Baron Greenback]

I thought a good journalist like yourself would get the facts right SS??

Good?

Hahaha. So are you at full forward tomorrow?

[silicone skyline]

For about the first five minutes I suppose yeah.

Dunno about the circumstances CN, but I'm worried about you.
Once Barry Dawson, all of a sudden a change in ID, now heading back out to the Swannies.
You'll be married soon.
I can smell it.

[Baron Greenback]

It's good to know someone cares.

[Dogwatcher]

Cares? Nah...
So what is the true story CN? We want all the news that's fit to print.

[catfish]

Starting off in forward pocket i believe. nice and refreshed after a golf trip to the gold coast last week...have 5 changes from last week's team. cohen thiele back again and jackson fielke having his first game in the a grade.

[Dogwatcher]

I believe those are your ruckmen this weekend CF.

[Baron Greenback]

Cares? Nah...
So what is the true story CN? We want all the news that's fit to print.

I slept with the captain's missus.
And like Wayne Carey I'm an ageing recruit for the Swans, well past my prime.

Next thing you know I'll be hitting chicks with schooner glasses.
Anyone got any coke?

[catfish]

thiele and fielke? that would be good to see. jesse smith back into the side as well.

[Dogwatcher]

I've seen you on coke - bad

[silicone skyline]

Cares? Nah...
So what is the true story CN? We want all the news that's fit to print.

I slept with the captain's missus.
And like Wayne Carey I'm an ageing recruit for the Swans, well past my prime.

Next thing you know I'll be hitting chicks with schooner glasses.
Anyone got any coke?

See, the schooner glass isn't bad, but if you want to mess someone up, PINT or BOTTLE.
More glass.

New back page story "Riverland unveils own local Carey"
Followed up with a Jerry Springer special: "HELP: My son think's he's Chuck Norris"