Riverland Football Chatter

[Dogwatcher]

ouch!

[Baron Greenback]

Fair call.

[the reflex]

chuck did u get a good look at the loxton coach, what type of player is he??

[Dogwatcher]

Hard, in and under. Precision passer. Solid. In good positions.

[Baron Greenback]

Spot on DW.

[Baron Greenback]

Anyone know what the go is with Jason Goodes?
Is he still playing for North this season?

[Dogwatcher]

He is last I heard. Work commitments make it hard for him to get to training by all accounts.
B grader? Handy one at that.

[Baron Greenback]

I hope he is not playing B's.
With Jason Goodes, Ben Avery, Steve Westbrook, and Troy Lehmann all having a run, going to make it very hard for ol Chuck to get a kick.

[Dogwatcher]

I wouldn't have thoguht Chuck has problems kicking

[Baron Greenback]

Roundhouse kicks are his specialty

[cod master]

rivers to moorook, confirmed by CM....
didnt CM confirm earlier in this thread (try as i might i cant find a trace of it now) that rivers was playing in Adelaide?
who "confirmed" this for you CM same person that confirmed he was going to town or are you just covering your bases

Im Not rite all the time but he told me yesterday that he will be playing for Moorook

No reason for him to lie to me

Can anyone tell me who is the Captain of Moorook this year ?

[catfish]

'...Loxton has the personnel to flake the Pie's pastry.' crikey talk about waxing lyrical!

[Baron Greenback]

Bwahahaha!

[Baron Greenback]

rivers to moorook, confirmed by CM....
didnt CM confirm earlier in this thread (try as i might i cant find a trace of it now) that rivers was playing in Adelaide?
who "confirmed" this for you CM same person that confirmed he was going to town or are you just covering your bases

Im Not rite all the time but he told me yesterday that he will be playing for Moorook

No reason for him to lie to me

Can anyone tell me who is the Captain of Moorook this year ?

Darran van der Woude will captain Moorook this year mate.
Have heard he's lost a few pounds and is tearing up the track.

[the reflex]

local bakery has put staff off

[OXnFOX]

Attention Mr. Norris, I'm sure you've heard them all before, but here goes anyway for the uninitiated:

Chuck Norris owns the greatest poker face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 world series of poker despite him holding just a joker, a 2 of clubs, a 7 of spades, and a green number 4 from Uno and a monopoly 'get out of jail free' card.

1) When Chuck norris jumps into a body of water, he doesnt get wet - the water gets chuck.


2) Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

3) Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.

4) Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Chuck Norris.


5) Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.


6) Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

7) If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken but Chuck Norris says its beef, then it's fu*king beef

Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.


9) Chuck Norris doesn't use pickup lines, he simply says, "Now."


10) Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

11) Chuck Norris secretly sleeps with every woman in the world once a month. They bleed for a week as a result

12) Chuck Norris likes to knit sweaters in his free time. And by "knit", I mean "kick", and by "sweaters", I mean "babies".

13) Chuck Norris can tie his shoes with his feet.

14) Mr. T once defeated Chuck Norris in a game of Tic-Tac-Toe. In retaliation, Chuck Norris invented racism.

15) The saddest moment for a child is not when he learns Santa Claus isn't real, it's when he learns Chuck Norris is.

16) The most honourable death a man can endure is taking a bullet for chuck norris. This amuses Chuck as he is bullet proof.


17) The Jihadists are pissed because they can no longer tell their recruits to expect 73 virgins in heaven. The best they can do now is 73 women who have already had sex with Chuck Norris.

18) The only time Chuck Norris was wrong was when he thought he had made a mistake.

19) Vin Diesel can be re-arranged to say, "I end lives". Screw that; Chuck Norris can be re-arranged to say "Chuck Norris", Which means the same thing.


20) Pray that Chuck Norris never decides to look directly at the sun. It's a stare down contest and the sun will lose, casting a perpetual night upon us all.


21) Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch - he decides what the time is!

22) Cars were invented to have a faster way of fleeing from Chuck Norris. Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris invented the car accident.

[Dogwatcher]

Darran van der Woude will captain Moorook this year mate.
Have heard he's lost a few pounds and is tearing up the track.

Rubbish! The bakery's safe for a few years yet Reflex.

[LaughingKookaburra]

Good luck to all involved tomorrow in the Indipendant clash. I will be leaving here early morn and go cheer the Lions hopefully to victory. Also be going to give my brother s**t as he is a goal umpire in the RFL and will be umpiring the match.

[LaughingKookaburra]

Thought Lyrup had plenty of chances to make a real game today.Just could not convert.....Honestly thought Lyrup had more of the ball but looked scrappy moving forward.Lippis played well and that number 6 for cobby is a great player.

[cod master]

Good win for Cobby over Lyrup without Tilbrook, Wegener, Crowe, Sampson and Williams

Would of been interesting if Lyrup had kicked straighter.