MURRAYVILLE FOOTBALL CLUB.-BULLDOG BANTER

[wobbly knees]

sorry ant boofa is going to Melbourne this weekend im pretty sure

[Flying Ant]

sorry ant boofa is going to Melbourne this weekend im pretty sure

how are your knees holding up wobbly, are you playing senior football this year?

[wobbly knees]

sorry ant boofa is going to Melbourne this weekend im pretty sure

how are your knees holding up wobbly, are you playing senior football this year?

i had a run in the A's on the weekend only time will tell if im still there or runnin around in the B's next week. I am workin for a regular spot in the A's this year ant man not pussy footin around in the B's had my time relaxing in the B's time for some hard work again this year.

[wobbly knees]

i saw this post on the riverland footy chatter and thought it was pretty funny so i thought i would share it with u guys.





Chuck Norris owns the greatest poker face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 world series of poker despite him holding just a joker, a 2 of clubs, a 7 of spades, and a green number 4 from Uno and a monopoly 'get out of jail free' card.

1) When Chuck norris jumps into a body of water, he doesnt get wet - the water gets chuck.


2) Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

3) Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.

4) Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Chuck Norris.


5) Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.


6) Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

7) If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken but Chuck Norris says its beef, then it's fu*king beef

Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.


9) Chuck Norris doesn't use pickup lines, he simply says, "Now."


10) Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

11) Chuck Norris secretly sleeps with every woman in the world once a month. They bleed for a week as a result

12) Chuck Norris likes to knit sweaters in his free time. And by "knit", I mean "kick", and by "sweaters", I mean "babies".

13) Chuck Norris can tie his shoes with his feet.

14) Mr. T once defeated Chuck Norris in a game of Tic-Tac-Toe. In retaliation, Chuck Norris invented racism.

15) The saddest moment for a child is not when he learns Santa Claus isn't real, it's when he learns Chuck Norris is.

16) The most honourable death a man can endure is taking a bullet for chuck norris. This amuses Chuck as he is bullet proof.


17) The Jihadists are pissed because they can no longer tell their recruits to expect 73 virgins in heaven. The best they can do now is 73 women who have already had sex with Chuck Norris.

18) The only time Chuck Norris was wrong was when he thought he had made a mistake.

19) Vin Diesel can be re-arranged to say, "I end lives". Screw that; Chuck Norris can be re-arranged to say "Chuck Norris", Which means the same thing.


20) Pray that Chuck Norris never decides to look directly at the sun. It's a stare down contest and the sun will lose, casting a perpetual night upon us all.


21) Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch - he decides what the time is!

22) Cars were invented to have a faster way of fleeing from Chuck Norris. Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris invented the car accident.

[carey18]

Whats going on down at Murrayville is that 0-2?

[Brock Landers]

It certainly is, 2 very disappointing performances so far with a big test against BDT this week.

[carey18]

Have you lost many from last year?. Very suprised to see you at 0-2

[Brock Landers]

We ran out of legs in the last quarter against Pinnaroo, probably due to not playing any trial games and we had a few key players out, due to a wedding and a few minor injuries, against Karoonda. If anything we've picked up a couple of players from last year, so it's disappionting to be 0-2

[carey18]

Thought there must of been a reason as i believe Peake beat Karronda first round then they beat you.

[Brock Landers]

Yes that's correct.

[carey]

lameroo went ok against peake but then again they let shaun walker run around on his own all day you just cant do that when do you guys have them ?

[Brock Landers]

We've got BDT, Peake, Interleague then Lameroo. Did Maynard play against Peake?

[carey]

yeah he did when they were get'n out played albeit for only 10-15mins of the first term he went down back and got some easy kicks then got sent off for a cheap shot behind play his looking very old this year would have to be his last !

[Flying Ant]

We ran out of legs in the last quarter against Pinnaroo, probably due to not playing any trial games and we had a few key players out, due to a wedding and a few minor injuries, against Karoonda. If anything we've picked up a couple of players from last year, so it's disappionting to be 0-2

I believe Drew Crane, Rian Crane, shannon wyatt and the great man Damian Fenoughty were not able to play along with possibly a couple of others... Probably 4 of their best players missing on the saturday! The crane boys return this weekend but will Fenoughty and wyatt be right, i have heard they have a couple of injury concerns?

Kirkbright again BOG in the paper, career best form!

[Auskick Coordinator]

Just a link for anyone who wants to see how the Auskick coordinators qld team is going this year (Nambour) . Captain Dicko as well as Coach of the Under 16's. Going for team man of the year.

This is a new club that had been out of senior grade for 12 years. Last week beat reigning premiers by 90 points holding them to 1 goal. (auskick co- rolled ankle in second quarter though)


http://www.sportingpulse.com/comp_info. ... -109-0-0-0

Murrayville looks as though the perennial slow starters are at it again. wouldn't read too much into it though, still going to book GF tickets to see you lads.

Go doggies

[Brock Landers]

Good to hear from you AC. Isn't Maroochy/Northshore Whitey's team? Have they dropped a division or something?

[Auskick Coordinator]

Good to hear from you AC. Isn't Maroochy/Northshore Whitey's team? Have they dropped a division or something?

They have a team in this league as well. They are 0-6 in the better league (whiteys team), not travelling too well, someone slept with someones missus and the club is all over the place, coach left, 4 players left the club, not good.

I heard whitey and elliot got offered upwards of 800 a game and a job to go play in the canberra league, but declined. Sunny coast too nice to leave

[Brock Landers]

You guys have got a fair percentage. How's the ankle? Will you suit up this week?

[Auskick Coordinator]

You guys have got a fair percentage. How's the ankle? Will you suit up this week?

Ankle ok, another week and will be fine, have got interleague game so will miss it. We only have had 3 goals kicked against us so far, so that helps %. When are you back dugi???

[wobbly knees]

******NEWS FLASH*****
The toad will miss 1 to 2 weeks with injury caused from the first round game against pinna's forged ahead in last weeks game against the pie's but still not good yet another injury to add to the list not cool