MURRAYVILLE FOOTBALL CLUB.-BULLDOG BANTER

[malleebull]

feb 4 pub night??

[Brock Landers]

Good to see a massive turnout for the first preseason session. Malleebull was looking sharp with his one armed push ups! What's the matter MB, your hand a bit sore?!

[malleebull]

i would rather do no push ups than those ladies type ones that you claim to be good at.
keep up the good work 'child of the deep!!!'

[Flying Ant]

Good to see a massive turnout for the first preseason session. Malleebull was looking sharp with his one armed push ups! What's the matter MB, your hand a bit sore?!

How many there Brocky? Do the boys look in good shape or a little round around the tummy?

[malleebull]

they look as if they ate too much birthday cake!!!
happy birthday for the 4th big fella!!!

[Flying Ant]

they look as if they ate too much birthday cake!!!
happy birthday for the 4th big fella!!!

thanks buddy! who's heading back to the ville for the boot camp this weekend???

[Brock Landers]

they look as if they ate too much birthday cake!!!
happy birthday for the 4th big fella!!!

thanks buddy! who's heading back to the ville for the boot camp this weekend???

Happy Birthday mate. Is that why you weren't at training? Spending your birthday evening on the work bench?

I'm heading up there, probably Friday night if I get a few keen travellers with me. 6 foot Swedish bikini models would be preferred!

[Brock Landers]

Good to see a massive turnout for the first preseason session. Malleebull was looking sharp with his one armed push ups! What's the matter MB, your hand a bit sore?!

How many there Brocky? Do the boys look in good shape or a little round around the tummy?

Varying degrees of rotundness Ant man, but that's why we are out there. The massive turnout claim was mean't sarcasticly.

[Brock Landers]

i would rather do no push ups than those ladies type ones

Are the ladies type push ups you refer to the ones where you have a lady underneath you when you are doing them? Because I don't know if I am any good at them, but I'm very enthusiastic about them.

[malleebull]

this is a serious forum pal!

[Brock Landers]

My apologies, MB. I'll try to be more serious.
Who do you think is favourite for the Murrayville reserves best team man trophy this season? Could it be Wayno with his barbequed chops?
What's the colour of a two cent piece?
Will the Wiggler continue his all over tan sessions?
If no one is around when a bear sh*ts in the woods, does it smell?
What is the meaning of life?

All serious issues in the world we live in.

[Hardly_super]

Brock! you are much more vocal on on forums then in real life!
im not sure which i prefer.

Make sure you Bulldogs watch out for those scrub turkeys on your outback training run this weekend!

[Brock Landers]

"And then we done this at training, and then we done this. And I took a sweet mark and everyone loved it." Hardly Super
I think you are in love with your new club big fella!!

This thread is for discussing serious Murrayville FC issues. You have been very active on the Murrayville thread, your motives puzzle me??

[Hardly_super]

Just interested in why you have a thread if your team doesnt train? Does murrayville even exixt or is it a myth?
Are the bull dogs just a scout group?

and yeah its nice to enjoy footy again thanks for noticing

[Brock Landers]

Murrayville is so legendary that it has become a myth. Playing footy for Murrayville has got me out of being locked up for the night for public nudity! It's a bit like the reputation the Vikings had when they raped and pillaged the seaside towns along the English coast.

[malleebull]

can you still buy vikings horns????

[Hardly_super]

turns out you have to earn them!

yet to get mine!

[Brock Landers]

turns out you have to earn them!

yet to get mine!

I dunno, I get horns pretty easy.

Sorry Malleebull, next post will be serious, I promise

[malleebull]

vassy thinks he is rocky balboa!!!!

[malleebull]

wayneo has run out of chops!!!!!!!
and jimmy needs a haircut!!!!