Riverland Football Chatter

[cod master]

[BIG SEXY]

you learnt from DW ks41?

[Dogwatcher]

Unlikely, you see, hirsuteness is a sign of manliness. Which, means the less hair you have, the more feminine you are, so I'll let you join the dots.

[Hank Moody]

Berri had an ex-player out last night by the name of Shane Renfrey. Can kick a nice drop punt but thats about it, asked how he used to go and he replied saying he was just a gun country footballer cut down in his prime. Could slot into a forward pocket if he undergoes a double knee transplant.

[Dogwatcher]

Heard he still has ambitions to get drafted.

[OnSong]

He has already been draughted. Is a high pick on the draught list.

[BIG SEXY]

Unlikely, you see, hirsuteness is a sign of manliness. Which, means the less hair you have, the more feminine you are, so I'll let you join the dots.

its actually the other way around, high testosterone levels linked to balding, ill let you join th edots with your lush head of hair and high estrogen levels!

[Dogwatcher]

Unlikely, you see, hirsuteness is a sign of manliness. Which, means the less hair you have, the more feminine you are, so I'll let you join the dots.

its actually the other way around, high testosterone levels linked to balding, ill let you join th edots with your lush head of hair and high estrogen levels!

Ever heard of Samson? Had lots of hair, he was unstoppable. Lost it and he became a big girl.

[BIG SEXY]

yeah i have heard of sampson mate. also heard of father christmas, he brings lots of toys. but we arent here to debate mythical characters

[Dogwatcher]

Samson was based on a true character mate, can't be written off as a myth - unlike the rumour that you once had hair

[Bum Crack]

Berri had an ex-player out last night by the name of Shane Renfrey. Can kick a nice drop punt but thats about it, asked how he used to go and he replied saying he was just a gun country footballer cut down in his prime. Could slot into a forward pocket if he undergoes a double knee transplant.

You're a dead set wanker

[catfish]

I reckon, judging by what I've read on other threads here, that South has had many, many other problems over the years.

Another bloke I remember from those South days 'Klanga' Kloentjens, who had multiple tats down his arms before it was 'cool'. Long curly hair too if I remember - a real maverick!

By the way, who am I talking to? You're a new poster here.

Don't know if he's still there but a few years back klanga ran the grace emily pub on waymouth street. still has the tats but sadly the long locks are long gone

[Dogwatcher]

He does. He was on the ABC a couple last Thursday night.
Funny how his name's come up all of a sudden.
Mac's got some great stories about him too.

[BIG SEXY]

Samson was based on a true character mate, can't be written off as a myth - unlike the rumour that you once had hair

does that mean jesus cant be written of as myth?

[Dogwatcher]

I don't think Jesus can be written off as myth, parts of his stories can be.

[Dogwatcher]

Why are we having this conversation btw?

[Baron Greenback]

Save me Jeebus!

[BIG SEXY]

you have something better to talk about DW

classic episode baron, when homer goes and becomes a missionary on some island and builds a casino for them!
teaching them about the evils of doubling up on an 11 or some crap!?

[Dogwatcher]

Seems we've dodged a bullet at Loxton North in regards to the 19th man saga.
The umpires didn't conduct a headcount, so no action on that front.
Could've made it very hard, given the form of Renmark and Berri, very hard for us to make the finals.
Will be an interesting final five or so weeks of the minor round now.

Is Michael Arnold the unluckiest bloke going around in Riverland footy right now? Some of the injuries he cops...

[jack sparow]

Seems we've dodged a bullet at Loxton North in regards to the 19th man saga.
The umpires didn't conduct a headcount, so no action on that front.
Could've made it very hard, given the form of Renmark and Berri, very hard for us to make the finals.
Will be an interesting final five or so weeks of the minor round now.

Is Michael Arnold the unluckiest bloke going around in Riverland footy right now? Some of the injuries he cops...

What has happened to him?