Riverland Football Chatter

[Baron Greenback]

Will Barmera-Monash make it?
They've got a chance for a win against North this week, and then a massive match against Renmark.
Will be interesting to see if they can back up their round 5 win, when they played bloody sensational?
Any thoughts on that Bertie or Harry Crarkle?

[catfish]

yes i've heard you're quite the beer drinker. had some spies out saturday night... when wife's away the dog will play...
i think we are missing yeomans and brendon quinn on the wings. we were doing a bit of chasing on saturday.

[Dogwatcher]

Oh dear. You might have to pm me what you heard catfish.

[catfish]

no, nothing to be ashamed of. no police reports that i know of. i think there should be a minimum temperature where training gets called off. i'm not used to these frosty riverland nights.

[BIG SEXY]

stop being a pansy catfish, these cold wintre nights are invigorating, just be thankful you dont get hit in the face with the ball often like someone at MKFC.

Barry when you going to start a thread with my goals?!?!
i know it would be a short thread and would only be visited once every 4-6 weeks to update, but when its visited i will go off. current tally is....wait for it....3!
i was the culprit who stopped DW kicking 10!

[Dogwatcher]

i think there should be a minimum temperature where training gets called off. i'm not used to these frosty riverland nights.

I concur on minimum nights. Surely it wouldn't have been much warmer in the Barossa CF?

And don't worry about Crushinator either mate. He's a strange cat, who has no right to call himself a full forward.

And Crush, who you referring to getting hit in the face by the ball?

[catfish]

not much warmer, but every degree counts. especially when you are a finely tuned athlete with no body fat to speak of.

[Dogwatcher]

Finely tuned? Like my good self? mwahahaha

[BIG SEXY]

And Crush, who you referring to getting hit in the face by the ball?[/quote]

that would be goof, twice on thursday, one hell of a laugh, especially when he got hit in the nuts near the end of the night

[Baron Greenback]

I thought about starting one with your casualty tally Crush.
I hear you've taken a few out this year!!

[BIG SEXY]

yeah if got a few scalps, no intentional hes an idiot im going to hurt him, just happened to move my fat in the right direction at the right time and make people fall over.

[Baron Greenback]

Mmmm Crushy's fat.
How delightful!!

[BIG SEXY]

Mmmm Crushy's fat.
How delightful!!

you know youd like a mouthfull!

[bootstudder]

a mouthfull of that!!!Im still struggling with the fact that you kicked 3 goals crush

[Dogwatcher]

We all are.
Very straight kicking - set shots, on the run, everything.

[bootstudder]

I dont beleive it!!I wouldve thought they were all from after disposal ,down the ground & in the square!!

[BIG SEXY]

sorry, i should have told everyone my old shoelaces broke 2 weeks ago, thats why im kciking straight. new shoelaces.

[bootstudder]

You can bend over to tie them up?

[BIG SEXY]

i dont have to bend over for them, i have people to do them up for me.

[the reflex]

Roos had 9 players out of the side that played Berri last round so while their form is ordinary they are trying to get blokes right for a tilt at the finals in the 2nd 1/2 of the season. Berri are the real deal. Certain veteran RFL umpire up to his usual grandstanding in the 1st qtr his stats - 4 centre breaks (soft ruck infringements), 3 soft 50m penalties resulting in goals - maybe he might try and actually let the teams play footy at some point!