Dogwatcher wrote:So, was at a mate's place last night watching Adelaide United play.
A knock on the door at nine pm and my mate gets up to answer the door.
As he's heading to the door, I yell out "come in if you're naked". Having no response, I again yelled, "come in if you're half naked".
By this time my mate's at the door and I continue conversation with another bloke who was there.
Five minutes later my mate comes back with a sheet of paper in his hand.
"What's that mate?," I ask.
"My umpiring appointment for the weekend," he replies.
Gulping, I say "and who was that at the door?"
"Father Steve Ardill, the umpires coach," he replies.
Oopppsss.
sooo did he get his gear off in the end??