Riverland Football Chatter

[MATTY MITCHAM]

Looks like the Storm are in the sh*t.

they certainly are, I hope Berri dont end up in the same predicament!

[DARK KNIGHT]

Looks like the Storm are in the sh*t.

thats for sure. stripped of premierships big fines plus having to play out the rest of thr year for no points OUCH

[aceman]

Looks like the Storm are in the sh*t.

they certainly are, I hope Berri dont end up in the same predicament!

They wouldn't keep 2 sets of books..................................................................................or would they!

[Counter Punching]

And some of these geniuses are paid over $1m p a!


Who said footballers aren’t smart: 'I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father.' (Shane Wakelin).

'Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.' (Mick Malthouse - Collingwood).

'I'm going to graduate on time, no matter how long it takes.' (Peter Bell - Fremantle - on his University Law studies).

'You guys line up alphabetically by height.' and 'You guys pair up in groups of three, then line up in a circle.' (Barry Hall Sydney Captain at training).

Brock Maclean (Melbourne) on whether he had visited the Pyramids during his visit to Egypt: 'I can't really remember the names of the clubs that we went to.'


Jonathan Brown, on night Grand Finals vs Day Games 'It's basically the same, just darker.'

Ron Barassi talking about Gary Cowton 'I told him, 'Son, what is it with you. Is it ignorance or apathy?' He said, 'Barass, I don't know and I don't care.'

Barry Hall (Sydney) when asked about the upcoming season: 'I want to kick 70 or 80 goals this season, whichever comes first.'

'Luke Hodge - the 21 year old, who turned 22 a few weeks ago' (Dermott Brereton).

'Chad had done a bit of mental arithmetic with a calculator.' (Mark Williams).

'We actually got the winning goal three minutes from the end but then they scored.' (Ben Cousins, West Coast Eagles).

'I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body.' (Luke Darcy).

'That kick was absolutely unique, except for the one before it which was identical.' (Dermott Brereton).

'Sure there have been injuries and deaths in football - but none of them serious.' (Adrian Anderson).

'If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again. Andrew Demetriou).

'I would not say he (Chris Judd) is the best centreman in the AFL but there are none better.' (Dermott Brereton).

'I never comment on umpires and I'm not going to break the habit of lifetime for that prat.' (Terry Wallace).

Garry Lyon: 'Have you ever thought of writing your autobiography?' David Swartz: 'On what?'

'Well, either side could win it, or it could be a draw.' (Dermott Brereton).

'Strangely, in slow motion replay, the ball seemed to hang in the air for even longer.' (Dermott Brereton).

[Counter Punching]

Looks like the Storm are in the sh*t.

they certainly are, I hope Berri dont end up in the same predicament!

I think Berri should be OK for points

[Stevie_K]

And some of these geniuses are paid over $1m p a!


Who said footballers aren’t smart: 'I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father.' (Shane Wakelin).

'Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.' (Mick Malthouse - Collingwood).

'I'm going to graduate on time, no matter how long it takes.' (Peter Bell - Fremantle - on his University Law studies).

'You guys line up alphabetically by height.' and 'You guys pair up in groups of three, then line up in a circle.' (Barry Hall Sydney Captain at training).

Brock Maclean (Melbourne) on whether he had visited the Pyramids during his visit to Egypt: 'I can't really remember the names of the clubs that we went to.'


Jonathan Brown, on night Grand Finals vs Day Games 'It's basically the same, just darker.'

Ron Barassi talking about Gary Cowton 'I told him, 'Son, what is it with you. Is it ignorance or apathy?' He said, 'Barass, I don't know and I don't care.'

Barry Hall (Sydney) when asked about the upcoming season: 'I want to kick 70 or 80 goals this season, whichever comes first.'

'Luke Hodge - the 21 year old, who turned 22 a few weeks ago' (Dermott Brereton).

'Chad had done a bit of mental arithmetic with a calculator.' (Mark Williams).

'We actually got the winning goal three minutes from the end but then they scored.' (Ben Cousins, West Coast Eagles).

'I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body.' (Luke Darcy).

'That kick was absolutely unique, except for the one before it which was identical.' (Dermott Brereton).

'Sure there have been injuries and deaths in football - but none of them serious.' (Adrian Anderson).

'If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again. Andrew Demetriou).

'I would not say he (Chris Judd) is the best centreman in the AFL but there are none better.' (Dermott Brereton).

'I never comment on umpires and I'm not going to break the habit of lifetime for that prat.' (Terry Wallace).

Garry Lyon: 'Have you ever thought of writing your autobiography?' David Swartz: 'On what?'

'Well, either side could win it, or it could be a draw.' (Dermott Brereton).

'Strangely, in slow motion replay, the ball seemed to hang in the air for even longer.' (Dermott Brereton).

Yeah....i hope you're taking the piss in thinking these are true...

[OnSong]

Some of them are, but most of them were said by other sporting identities.

[sizeable lad]

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[sizeable lad]

Loxton North best and fairest Brad Williams is back on the track
and word has it he could be back playing in six weeks.
Looking fitter than last year as well.

[Bum Crack]

Berri beat Waikerie by 55 points in an absolute arse whipping.

[Baron Greenback]

Heard any other results BC?

[Baron Greenback]

Barmera easily beat North

East Murray knocked off Moorook by about 12 goals
Cobby easily beat Ramco - 11 goals to Tilly
Lyrup smashed Brown's Well

[200 Killer Wasps]

I heard Wunkar down by 9 points to Paringa today, stll not much between these two teams.

[bd u15 09]

Paringa were up by 8 goals with 15 mins left. Wunkar came home very hard and were unlucky to not snatch the victory from them. Also heard Loxton beat Renmark by 10 goals. They were 2 goal up at 3QT and kicked 10 in the last.

[Dogwatcher]

All correct.

In terms of North v Barmera. The Panthers are doing enough to get into winning positions - but not enough to win the game. Turn overs are killing the boys.

[Baron Greenback]

I heard Wunkar down by 9 points to Paringa today, stll not much between these two teams.

If we'd kicked straight it might have been a different story 200Kw. Some of the lads were shocking in front of goal.
Still a win's a win. Both teams looked very unfit!

[200 Killer Wasps]

See my old mate Mick Miller is back at Paringa.

[Baron Greenback]

Yeah it was good to have him back actually.
Really good clubman.

[Counter Punching]

Berri beat Waikerie by 55 points in an absolute arse whipping.

I wonder how hard the Berri boys celebrated. I was suprised to see them attending the Dawn Service in Barmera.

Well Done guys

[Bum Crack]

Berri beat Waikerie by 55 points in an absolute arse whipping.

I wonder how hard the Berri boys celebrated. I was suprised to see them attending the Dawn Service in Barmera.

Well Done guys

Yeah, it was great of them to all attend.