MURRAYVILLE FOOTBALL CLUB.-BULLDOG BANTER

[crowmuncher]

does anyone know anything about an unexplainable substance found running down the walls in the girls toilets at the official club function on saturdaynight. I WANT ANSWERS AND I WANT THEM NOW???????

Im gonna pass on that, its just too easy..

[Flying Ant]

Sounds awful Mallee Bull...

after close inspection we counted out water... still unknown, maybe the dugong had something to do with it!

[malleebull]

is the scarfe wearing wiggler in love or lust? please comment if you know anything...? can anyone tell me who plays better after an ample breakfast. especially a big bowl of porridge??????.

there was a murrayville 4some seen drinking at the palmer pub on sunday evening. can these people please come forward.

can bitch slapping become an olympic demonstration sport.

ps.camp oven roast this friday night for those that are intersted .
flying ant baby sitting services available.

[malleebull]

who is possum jones???????
and where does he live??????

[Big Dog]

What happen on the weekend did the buses and planes break down!!

[malleebull]

MURRAYVILLE PLAY PEAKE AT PEAKE THIS WEEKEND.

[Down&Out]

almost a home game for half of your crew!!

[carey]

almost a home game for half of your crew!!

why ??? is peake oval half way between murrayville and queensland ?????????

[malleebull]

nothing beat the G. the mcG.

[malleebull]

HAS ANYONE HEARD FROM THE AUSKICK COORDINATOR LATELY. LAMEROO LAWN IS FROST BITTEN

[Auskick Coordinator]

HAS ANYONE HEARD FROM THE AUSKICK COORDINATOR LATELY. LAMEROO LAWN IS FROST BITTEN

I do not want to hear about it. The curator has 3 weeks until we play pinaroo to fix it up.....

Who the hell is this carey guy. I asked Qantas to fly me back for the Peake game and they just laughed at me... They were going to send old man Dickoand 17 of his mates that are over 50 to try and make the game fairer.

[carey]

HAS ANYONE HEARD FROM THE AUSKICK COORDINATOR LATELY. LAMEROO LAWN IS FROST BITTEN

I do not want to hear about it. The curator has 3 weeks until we play pinaroo to fix it up.....

Who the hell is this carey guy. I asked Qantas to fly me back for the Peake game and they just laughed at me... They were going to send old man Dickoand 17 of his mates that are over 50 to try and make the game fairer.

the game fairer pffft now i do hope you fall on your ass come finals time as i think you's will .
grand final LAMEROO v's BDT with murrayville left to ponder what went wrong !

[floaterhead]

I second that...

[crowmuncher]

Im pretty sure the whole league would second that..

[malleebull]

HAS ANYONE HEARD FROM THE AUSKICK COORDINATOR LATELY. LAMEROO LAWN IS FROST BITTEN

I do not want to hear about it. The curator has 3 weeks until we play pinaroo to fix it up.....

Who the hell is this carey guy. I asked Qantas to fly me back for the Peake game and they just laughed at me... They were going to send old man Dickoand 17 of his mates that are over 50 to try and make the game fairer.

the game fairer pffft now i do hope you fall on your ass come finals time as i think you's will .
grand final LAMEROO v's BDT with murrayville left to ponder what went wrong !

who is writing your script stupid? steven spielberg or quinten tarentino

[malleebull]

by the way, you peake clowns better start getting ya cricket whites out of moth balls . who is to say you can even hit a cricket ball cos ya struggle to kick a footy correctly but i guess you know everything about that game too.

[floaterhead]

who is writing your script stupid? steven spielberg or quinten tarentino

It is obvious neither are writing your script, as I look through the last few pages of shit jokes you have made... maybe you should look into getting someone else to write your comedy....

[crowmuncher]

As quoted from MalleBull

"what do frogs and bananas have in common????"

Mate you shouldnt post after one beer, just getting sloppy...

[carey18]

by the way, you peake clowns better start getting ya cricket whites out of moth balls . who is to say you can even hit a cricket ball cos ya struggle to kick a footy correctly but i guess you know everything about that game too.

LOL you need to relax champ. What cashed up club do all you blokes piss of to? I know as much about cricket as you do hair shampoo

[malleebull]

who is writing your script stupid? steven spielberg or quinten tarentino

It is obvious neither are writing your script, as I look through the last few pages of shit jokes you have made... maybe you should look into getting someone else to write your comedy....

whatever girl friend