Best bit of sledging you have heard either on/or off the fie

[Baron Greenback]

Jeez he's ugly.

[Baron Greenback]

Well remembered there RB. I'd completely forgotten about that one!

[BALL BANGER]

This is the funniest thing I've seen in Hills Football. Uradila V's Bridgey. Hunssie has just taken a grab about 45 out on the top end boundry line, Bowling Club end. The Bridgey Boy's are giving him some stick. Just as he's about to kick fo goal, Braddo pulls his pants down to show his arse, gives it a wack and says " Hey Hunssie say no to crack " Hunssie starts pissing himself and kicks the ball out of bounds. Both are now playing at Meadows and they still piss themselves over it.

[Bearno5]

A well known Wistow Cricketer was bowling and not behind the stumps. Our Milang batsman was surveying the fielders positions at the start of the over and the Bowler asked "Whats the matter can't you count".

At the end of the over the Batsmen said "28" Bowler said "What?" Batsmen said "28 is just what I got off that over" 2 x 6 4 x 4

[Dogwatcher]

gold!

You know what the ball looks like, go and fuc*ing get it!

[best on hill]

a young rather blup lad who was a bit lippy to us when we were batting. comes to the crease and my mate standing next to me at covers walks up to him and says "this boys got more rolls than bakers delight". we all started to laugh and he went on to make 60 odd.

[tigersupporter]

i was a lines man for our team in the holdens soccer carnival. A bloke from the opposition kept on stuffing up, and I called him off side. He came and abused me and said, "why dont you learn the rules" to which I replied..."why dont you learn to play".... he tore us apart after that..

[Bearno5]

Same bloke as before, who is a pretty lame sledger announced as I walked to the crease (different game) "This bloke can't bat" To which I replied "If I could I would be playing Test Cricket" Touche

On the football field one day I had a shocker kicking straight and the well known local reporter and club legend came up to me after the match and congratulated me on breaking his record. I didnt know whether to be chuffed or not by beating his 1 goal 10 ponts with 1 goal 11. Couldn't kick straight in a gay bar.

[The Rooster]

Training the house down a few years ago, an enthusiastic Vice Captain was taking no prisoners, he was grabbing everything, slotting more than his fair share of goals in the particular drill and was trying to set a land speed record in circle work, This particular VC was especially focussed and was trying to raise the bar for his enthusiastic if not activley quick mates, on one lap of circle work where he had already had five touches he got front and centre to one of his less gifted team mates. As the ball came in and slipped out of this poor blokes meager grasp, The VC swooped in and cleaned up running away with it spotting up the next bloke in the drill before turning around and saying " F%^#ing hell, Boiler do you thinks it was going to grow teeth and bite you!" and roared off at clinical pace.