Political Jokes of our time
Posted: Tue Sep 13, 2011 7:21 pmJulia Gillard was being driven by her chauffeured driven vehicle from the river land back to Canberra.
When all of a sudden a cow appeared on the road out of nowhere....
"Smack" The limo hit the cow full on.
The driver stopping immediately, running back to see if anything could be done.
Unfortunately the poor cow was squished on the road and nothing could be done...
Julia says to the driver, "Well you were driving, you must go back to the farm and tell the farmer what has happened."
One hour passes.
Two hours pass.
Five hours pass when the driver makes it back to the PM.
Where have you been? What on earth took you so long!
Well Madam PM. When I told the farmer I was Julia Gillards limo driver, and I have just run over the cow and killed her....
The farmers' wife made me a fabulous feast for dinner.
The farmer brought out 5 litres of his finest scotch whiskey.
And I was permitted to make love to his three daughters.....
When all of a sudden a cow appeared on the road out of nowhere....
"Smack" The limo hit the cow full on.
The driver stopping immediately, running back to see if anything could be done.
Unfortunately the poor cow was squished on the road and nothing could be done...
Julia says to the driver, "Well you were driving, you must go back to the farm and tell the farmer what has happened."
One hour passes.
Two hours pass.
Five hours pass when the driver makes it back to the PM.
Where have you been? What on earth took you so long!
Well Madam PM. When I told the farmer I was Julia Gillards limo driver, and I have just run over the cow and killed her....
The farmers' wife made me a fabulous feast for dinner.
The farmer brought out 5 litres of his finest scotch whiskey.
And I was permitted to make love to his three daughters.....
oh gee i forgot brown and hanson-young.........................