by Gozu » Fri Sep 10, 2010 3:13 am
by Media Park » Fri Sep 10, 2010 4:59 pm
Wedgie wrote:I wear skin tight arseless leather pants, wtf do you wear?
by Gozu » Fri Sep 10, 2010 6:20 pm
by Media Park » Fri Sep 10, 2010 6:30 pm
Gozu wrote:Not many people do The Australian only has about 135,000 readers nationwide and that includes all the freebies.
Wedgie wrote:I wear skin tight arseless leather pants, wtf do you wear?
by Gozu » Fri Sep 10, 2010 7:08 pm
by Gozu » Fri Sep 10, 2010 7:12 pm
by Gozu » Fri Sep 10, 2010 7:19 pm
by redandblack » Fri Sep 10, 2010 9:45 pm
by Squawk » Fri Sep 10, 2010 10:09 pm
redandblack wrote:The Australian doesn't even pretend to be even-handed anymore.
They know they're a joke now.
When Chris Schacht stated the obvious fact of their bias to Matt abraham on 891 last week, Abraham denied it vehemenly
Abraham was`forced to admit he's on News Ltd's payroll, of course and volunteered that he had worked for the Australian previously.
You get far more factual analysis reading political blogs than newspaper outlets now, anyway.
by redandblack » Fri Sep 10, 2010 10:21 pm
by redandblack » Fri Sep 10, 2010 11:28 pm
by Squawk » Sat Sep 11, 2010 12:21 am
by wycbloods » Sat Sep 11, 2010 9:57 am
by redden whites » Sat Sep 11, 2010 10:52 am
by Psyber » Sat Sep 11, 2010 11:07 am
I assume she has been paid off post-election.redden whites wrote:Brilliant R&B........ can we have an editorial from Michelle Chantellios in the near future?
p.s. How is Michelle travelling lately?After Rann denied it 1 tiny piece of evidence and he was dead in the water.An SMS,A voice message,a love note,a motel manager or staff member,a flowers delivery boy,any restraunt employee ,a scribbled note.Still nothing...................................?????
by redden whites » Sat Sep 11, 2010 1:19 pm
Psyber wrote: I assume she has been paid off post-election.
by fisho mcspaz » Sat Sep 11, 2010 2:04 pm
redandblack wrote:Just for squawk.
"It’s been a tough couple of weeks.
I suppose the high point was on election night when I triumphantly warned the faithful it wasn’t a time for triumphalism. Of course, it was obvious we’d won.
I’d been confident. Our policies were devastating. Stop the boats! Stop the waste! It had resonated. It was unstoppable. All three word slogans. Brilliant!
I liked it so much, I decided to let 3 boats in a year. (Fortunately, that didn’t get much publicity, so I think I got away with it.)
There were a few hiccups, but Joe told me not to worry about a few noughts and a decimal point or two. I left some policy announcements in the good hands of my ministers (oops, shadow ministers) if there were problems, but the costings luckily didn’t get looked at much and the broadband thingy seemed to go OK. Stop the boats – good, eh?
So election night was wonderful. We’d won a hundred seats in Queensland, so that was that. We’d won, except for a few minor details about seats, but that would correct itself soon enough.
More about the campaign later, but for now we had to work out some tactics to persuade those fine independents to back us, not that it was remotely feasible that they wouldn’t. After all, they’re each one of us. All good conservatives.
Anyway, to tactics. Barnaby suggested we just tell them to pull their heads in and do the right thing. Sounded good to me, so we organised a few of the backbench boys to make a phone call or two to them. That should do the trick, besides, we hadn’t heard a peep out of Julia, who still stupidly insisted the independents were actually independent. Silly woman.
Don’t mention Wilkie. He asked for a billion dollars and I said “no worries, 11 billion or 12 billion, who cares”. Then he double-crossed us. Just as well leaders of other countries wouldn’t stoop to that sort of deception. Bastard.
Don’t mention Treasury. That Ken Henry was OK until recently, but now he insists on using a calculator and things adding up properly. Bastard.
Don’t mention those independents. Bob did the right thing, of course. He’s the sensible one, the other two are mad. And they insist on being independents. If that’s what they wanted , why didn’t they run as independents, instead of Nationals, errr conservatives. Bastards.
So we got cheated out of our rightful entitlement. We won more seats (if you count that crook bastard, err I mean that bastard Crook and don’t count that Green (I must have a word to Rupert about those Greens – bastards) or Windsor and Oakeshott (oh, and don’t count Wilkie, either).
We won the 2 party preferred vote (if you take it as per last Wednesday between 2 and 4 o’clock in the afternoon, but no other time before or after – which seems reasonable to me and besides, all the reporters and newspapers agree - except for that pedantic bastard Antony Green).
We won the primary vote, if you accept that the ALP and the Greens are a coalition for all purposes except for primary vote counting purposes, which also seems fair to me.
It’s not all bad. Everyone is calling me a hero. I’ve achieved the best result by an Opposition Leader against a first term government ever, according to everyone (except for that pedantic bastard Antony Green, who insists Beazley did much better the last time there was a first term government).
Never mind. I’m a man of action, so I called the troops in and set some ‘man of action’’ tactics, which they put into effect with devastating force.
“Ït’s not fair”. Take that!.
“We was robbed”. Kapow!
”The Government is illegitimate” Devastating!
“We’re the only legitimate government.”
Stop the boats!
I’m gradually coming to the conclusion that although we clearly won, I’ll have to wait a while for proper process and Rupert to install me as PM. Meanwhile, I have to appoint a shadow cabinet.
That’s for the next episode.
Can’t wait to tell you about Christopher and Bronwyn and Sophie and Joe and Barnaby and Robbo and all the gang"
by Psyber » Sat Sep 11, 2010 6:42 pm
I have nothing to elaborate on - my view expressed was based only on the idea that money seems to be what makes things go away in most cases.redden whites wrote:oh dear ...please elaborate on that one ?Psyber wrote: I assume she has been paid off post-election.
by Gozu » Sun Sep 12, 2010 7:22 pm
by Sojourner » Sun Sep 12, 2010 9:35 pm
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