Ho Ho Ho....!

[smac]

:lol:

You 'killed' you mum to make a point? Harsh.

Usually embarasses people.

Once on a footy field I was having a barney with a bloke.

I says to him "you think you're pretty good don't ya mate." He says to me "I did when I was racking your mum last night." I says "Mate, she's been dead five years."

Then he hit me. But I still had the last laugh cos the whole time we're having a ding dong, I'm saying "do your team-mates know you're into necrophilia?" and "I suppose it'd be the same as racking your missus, wouldn't it".

Harsh. lol

Can tell you're from Elizabeth Football Club. Low standards...

[silicone skyline]

Too many poeple have done the "my mum's dead" thing.
It's not the first time i've been had.
I don't really mind, better safe than sorry.
I wasn't implying anything bad about your mum, more so that "rack off" is what mums would say.
It's like rich people swearing.
"Oh, do Rack Off sir"

[Dogwatcher]

I'm not sure if you're aware SS, that 'rack off Noddy' is an old time saying.

But you are young and misguided, so....

[silicone skyline]

I was not aware.
You are correct.
Big Ears.

[smac]

Big Ears was old and wise...

[Dirko]

Every time I look at Rudd I see a weak chinned slime bag...

Nothing against the man he just looks like he couldn't punch his way out of a wet paper bag...

[Dogwatcher]

Ha ha ha - and John Howard could?

[silicone skyline]

Everytime i think of rudd i imagine him paddling at the back of a yacht, steering the boat around.

Big ears was later convicted by Mr plod for repeated counts of paedophilia and banished to "Adult Toy Land"

[Dirko]

Ha ha ha - and John Howard could?

DW, look at the chin...John is a ugly bastard with his eyebrows having their own postcode but he hasn't a weak chin.
Sure he's a small man syndrome, but seriously check out Rudd's chin.

[Dogwatcher]

I reckon Johnny would swing a punch and then fall over.

You're right about Rudd though.

[silicone skyline]

Bit o surgery and he could look like hasslehoff.

[Hondo]

Be interesting to predict a result based on SAFooty posters' views

However, those that didn't pick Labour or Liberal would need to indicate which major party will get their preferences (Labour/Liberal). That's where all the votes end up anyway under our voting system.

If we assume Greens and Democrats go to Labor then we currently have Labor 13, Liberals 9

Maybe another straw poll?