SA Footy

after saturdays game i walked out of the shower and one of my team "mates" decided it would be funny to whack some metsal in my jocks. and while it was pretty funny, my bum was on fire for what seemed like an eternity. so my question is what pranks have you blokes pulled/had pulled in change rooms. hopefully it will give me a bit of an idea for retaliation before seasons end.

he he he.
glad it wasn't me who was on the end of it/or did it.

However, Crush you've seen the results of my towel flicking antics - that's always good.

Quick and easy one is when getting out the shower, turning the hot water off just after dunking your head under the hot water, from my experience the next player pretty much jumps straight into a freezin shower, works best when playing in the cold of winter.

yeah thats a good one....could possibly be half the reason i got paid back

I used to empty the esky out in the showers... and all over who ever was standing under it at the time... now we have an ice bath... cant waste good ice...

Ofcourse there's always pinching the last bloke in the showers towel and footy bag at an away game, leaving him to ask the opposition club for assistance while in his birthday suit.

There's a few excellent ones that can take a bit of forsight, but it's well worth it.
Study the type of underwear of the player has eg jocks/briefs
Get a multi coloured pack about two or three sizes too small for the player, on the given day, swap the undies or corresponding colour with the smaller pair and watch as they try and fit into them after the game.
Classic stuff.

A small dob of paint in the middle of a towell is also a hit.
Just a small dab, so hard to notice, and watch as they smear it all over themselves.
Works with shit, and other grimy substances.

The well known one from Mark Ricciuto back in the mid 1990's,walked in to the shower block after crows training being rather 'Happy' and left a specimen on Matthew Robrans leg.......

Also reading my 1995 sports weekly magazine the other day Damien Monkhorst left a fishy smelling substance in a cup in the locker or a team mate for the summer break and he got a nasty shock when he opened his locker after returning for the pre-season........

Played with a gentleman by the name of Ralph Sewer and one of his favorites was to remove a hub cap from a team mates Kingswood or Falcon and take a shit in it , place the hub cap back on and let the tyre down . Nice suprise when the driver went to change the tyre

i like the jock idea. simple and effective. i might run with that i reckon

Can't wait to see what happens.

Dogwatcher wrote:Can't wait to see what happens.

so DW you will be checking the size of the underwear before placing on one's self from now on??

DW doesn't wear undies.
Prefers the freedom

anyone who has done stretches after training and had the unfortunate experience of sitting across from DW can vouch for that SS

I heard he wears frilly g-bangers.

I heard he steals them from your mum

To go parachuting?

Geeeee thanks guys.

I'm glad you're all so interested in my dacks!

And for the record, I don't wear jocks when wearing footy shorts, but do normally.

I'm not even going to contemplate Crushy sniffin my jocks.

Although, I'm sure he could 'sniff my balls'. Got five cents?