Best ever Footy trip stories

[LaughingKookaburra]

I woke up absolutely blind on one trip in Melbourne a few years ago,bout 7 a.m.went over to the 6th storey window in our hotel room and took a slash out the window because i could not be bothered walking to the toilet.I stopped when i heard a bloke screaming abuse at me because he got wet and crawled in to bed as though nothing happened.I was waiting for the bloke to break my door down.Got some other belters aswell.