Funniest players/supporters at your club

[nuggety goodness]

I know of one SAfooty poster who doesn't wear underwear on the field full stop.
Makes for an interesting sight when he kicks for goal...

my first thought was DW but with his thighs he'd need to wear something to stop the chaffing!!! not that i can talk too much...

bugger kicking for goals what about stretching down after training....

obviously copped an eyeful at somt stage crushy... haha...

[Baron Greenback]

There was a bloke at my old club who would piss himself rather than walk 20 metres to the toilet.
He was drunk at the time, but not drunk enough to not be able to get to the toilet.

[piccachu]

a bloke that every one knows at north haven as steamboat. rick stevens funniest bloke i have ever met, him in combination with tom lipson = some very humerous and interesting saturday nights

[Dogwatcher]

A guy by the name of Wrighty (steven wright) is the funnies man i have ever met. Has some of the best one liners in the world. After a few beers you almost lose your bladder hes that funny.

did he play at pooraka because we had a very funny stevie wright

no this bloke i am sure is just involved with eastern park. Even coached there under 18 side a few years ago.

Two different Stevie Wrights.
I remember him when he played at Elizabeth. He and Mick Hennessey always had a good laugh together.

[Dogwatcher]

I know of one SAfooty poster who doesn't wear underwear on the field full stop.
Makes for an interesting sight when he kicks for goal...

my first thought was DW but with his thighs he'd need to wear something to stop the chaffing!!! not that i can talk too much...

bugger kicking for goals what about stretching down after training....

obviously copped an eyeful at somt stage crushy... haha...

You bastards!

[Baron Greenback]

You bastards!

I can't believe you only just found this!

[nuggety goodness]

You bastards!

I can't believe you only just found this!

must be gettin old DW... haha... and i hear it's not much of an eyeful either...

[Dogwatcher]

You bastards!

I can't believe you only just found this!

must be gettin old DW... haha... and i hear it's not much of an eyeful either...

Cos you can talk!

[nuggety goodness]

You bastards!

I can't believe you only just found this!

must be gettin old DW... haha... and i hear it's not much of an eyeful either...

Cos you can talk!

i am ashamed

[The Rooster]

I once played with a player who, upon consuming wast quantities of liquor would rediscover that he could smoke! nothing special about that, however when you see him share that cigarette with his one eyed, foreskinned friend downstairs, several times i might add. After a while you even forget he's doing it until you see the smoke rising. He would think Nothing of taking a couple of puffs then tucking it in the folds of skin for a few wiggles and then back into the gob for a few more puffs.

That's disgusting, i hear you say and your right, but isn't smoking by itself?

[Dogwatcher]

Well there's one I know can't be attributed to me!

[steakn]

Brett Brown is the funniest guy in country.................words cannot describe how funny that guy is. Apart from all the jokes and one-liners, there was a particular game(as strange as it is) he crapped(literally) himself while kicking for goal, it was a goal and he had team mates swarming him, and i bet from the sidelines seeing him make a bolt for the oval dunnys with around 500 people around the ground..it would have looked fu%& hilarious!

[shoe boy]

captain sapsasa from the chardonnay socialists (c1) of adelaide uni.
here's an example of his latest work of a quiz to a guy who used to play for us but is now an umpire.

What we have here are a bunch of hypotheticals but having said that I can’t see any reason why any of them are 100% impossible.


Some of these I want to know the answers, some I know the answers and some I’m quizzing you to ascertain the advancement of umpiring training thus far.

Conveniently I’m not telling you which one’s which..

If you’re touching both the goal and the point posts when you simultaneously touch the ball, is it a point or a ball in? I understand that there would be nothing in the rules for this one but can you make a call on it based on you teachings of what outranks the other?

If the ball is on the ground and you scoop it to your team-mate this shall be deemed a throw. Yes easy – but – what if whilst your hand is touching the ball the ball is always touching the ground. Is that a throw?

What if you are running with the ball and an opponent is in front of you (coming at you). You throw it from the top of your reach toward the ground but on the far side of him. Ie over his head. You get past him, he doesn’t tackle you and pick up the ball after it bounces once. Legal bounce?

What if you do the same as above but kick it either before it bounces once or before it bounces twice. A legal kick (or droppy)?

Is there actually a rule that says you can’t stuff the ball up your jumper or inside your shorts?

Can you hide it in your hair?

What about jumpers with pictures of balls on them to confuse the opposition. Legal?

If I catch the ball between my feet is that a mark or a ‘playon’ because I’m (sort-of) kicking it?

At times I’ve seen a player who has marked with a shot-on-goal nonchalantly bounce the ball when walking back to take his kick. Should this be called play on?

Or they throw the ball in the air with a bit of a spin. Should that be deemed a throw?

Is there a time limit on holding the ball. Ie if you stand there for a minute say and nobody tackles you is it endless?

If a player plays-on-advantage but has a Marius brain fade and kicks the wrong way but finds a team-mate, would you call it back?

Can a dragged player with the ball handball or kick it to the player replacing him on the field?

Would you call ‘play-on’ call for someone taking too long take his/her kick after the final siren?

If a player steps over the line he is in a different situation. Eg kicking out from full back, running around the mark, coming on the ground. But what about if they never set foot over the line because they were being carried by a team-mate?

As we all know you can’t stack man-on-man when standing the mark but what about when rucking or say at full forward?

It’s considered a throw when you place the ball in a team-mate’s hands but it isn’t when it’s an opponent arms (or they snatch it). What about if your opponent is on the ground and you shove it under them and then tackle them. Holding the ball?

If a player was inverted when tackled ‘too high’ would you feel awkward saying "too high"?

If a ball goes through the goals but gets blown back into the field of play before hitting the ground, that’s a goal right?

If 2 players simultaneously mark the ball it is awarded to the ‘man in front’. But what about if they are both facing each other?

If you grab an a team-mate and use them to trip an opponent with the ball, is that a free kick against you or your team-mate?

Have you ever seen that trick where if you blow under a ping pong ball it kind of hovers in mid air? Well what if you did this to the footy, would that be that classed as possession?

If the ball touches a team’s runner before going through the goals is this a point?

If a whole team protests and leaves the playing field do you call "play on"?

If a player wiped dog poop on the ball before dispatching it would your call would be?

If a ball gets stuck in the tree but the tree hangs in the playing arena, the call is?

If a player is taking a free kick with a DK Lillee run-up can they be called for running too far even if it’s all straight at the mark?

Sometimes people touch the ball on the ground to bounce it. If you don’t touch but scrape, does the reqd start at the touch-down or the disconnection with the grass?

Seagulls and their other airborne aviarian buddy animals hang out on the field. Is there some limit to animal types or quantities being on the field? 10 gulls is fine but what about a herd of cows? Or 2 cheeky monkeys?

Actually does the team have to consist of humans? Girls can’t play, we all know that’s in the rules. But can an animal play? BTW I’m thinking, only if the can be trained, a howler monkey in the forward pocket.

What about the RULE (CLINTON RULE) very funny man. I dont know if he still plays with Uni or he is still looking for that perfect wave. I remember a few years back when he caused a riot at a test match Australia v India in India an dressed as captain some one he tossed lollies to the crowed and was quickly evicted.

[Baron Greenback]

Brett Brown is the funniest guy in country.................words cannot describe how funny that guy is. Apart from all the jokes and one-liners, there was a particular game(as strange as it is) he crapped(literally) himself while kicking for goal, it was a goal and he had team mates swarming him, and i bet from the sidelines seeing him make a bolt for the oval dunnys with around 500 people around the ground..it would have looked fu%& hilarious!

That's been done before in the Riverland too...

[MR JUICY]

At Ironbank you could not go past the one & only John "Dogga" Creek. His speech at the B&F night was something to be seen - definately not heard as you could not understand any of it - bloody classic fella to have in your club, he justs needs to keep the main member in his pants at the club. He even has his own time limit for when he can start getting it out if he wishes. Sorry Dogga!!!

[Ambo72]

I'm with the opening post "Bomber" Miller of Wunkar is a corka.
M.Gutshe (Loxton) is a ver funny man if you can ply him full of beer and creme demouth!