Southern Cricket Association News

[DILLIGAF]

you tell him guys club secretary should know these things

[Deep Heat]

Cove v Morphett vale

Morphett Vale all out for 151 in the 71st over not the most exciting cricket to watch but credit i guess to them for batting out the majority of the day

[DScarffFanClubInc]

Noarlunga V Porties
Porties all out for 152 in the 66th over, shoes bout 1/10 after 9 overs with Bosie getting the early wicket of Matty E . A great team effort by all the bowlers, hodgy roll, jimbob and the goonwolf (j. Passmore) all did a great job, but it was one man who lead the bowlers like the champion he is -- D. Scarff. Taking 3 - 35 off 14. Looking forward to Junior dominating next week to get the lads over the line. Meanwhile, down at the B's it was great fun to be back at shoes on the new pitch - will take a while to settle down but this is the way of the future. Porties made 186 and we're 1/13 in the chase. Cough up the fine spanner so we can "FIND YOUR KIDS".

In fan club news, scarffy is getting right into his new healthy eating program, cutting all lactose products from the menu and adding some light jogging into the daily planner.

Ps. Dilligaf, your a CLOWN (we shall call you minirits), nobody knows their grass like bazza!

[jokerz]

this weeks funny

The two clubmen were talking. 'So you had a hard time explaining the cricket game to your wife, eh?'

'I certainly did. She found out I wasn't there.'

[krustymirkin]

very funny jokerz how about this one dont worry] im very nervous about playing my first game' why? well,they might be great players' dont worry. if they were any good,they wouldn't be playing with u

[jokerz]

i got an even funnier one for you


Thinking Penalty

the captain of a team says to the Umpire,

"My players want to know if there is a penalty for thinking."

The Umpire says, "No."




The captain says, "Well we think you're a dropkick, then."

[captainplanet]

fanclub- how come boes is opening the bowling when there are so many other options down there? eg hansen holdsworth ray button tasker & patto.

[BAZZA13]

fanclub- how come boes is opening the bowling when there are so many other options down there? eg hansen holdsworth ray button tasker & patto.

We don't know, it was confused looks by all from the sidelines...

[shoe boy]

Noarlunga V Porties
Porties all out for 152 in the 66th

over, shoes bout 1/10 after 9 overs with Bosie getting the early wicket of Matty E . A great team effort by all the bowlers, hodgy roll, jimbob and the goonwolf (j. Passmore) all did a great job, but it was one man who lead the bowlers like the champion he is -- D. Scarff. Taking 3 - 35 off 14. Looking forward to Junior dominating next week to get the lads over the line. Meanwhile, down at the B's it was great fun to be back at shoes on the new pitch - will take a while to settle down but this is the way of the future. Porties made 186 and we're 1/13 in the chase. Cough up the fine spanner so we can "FIND YOUR KIDS".

In fan club news, scarffy is getting right into his new healthy eating program, cutting all lactose products from the menu and adding some light jogging into the daily planner.

Ps. Dilligaf, your a CLOWN (we shall call you minirits), nobody knows their grass like bazza!

Great to hear that David is starting to get back to his best and agree it is also a pleasure to see juniour return and am sure he will put on a good show.
As for the B grade boys also a good effort but a shame to see 2 of OUR lads having a run with the enemy! Vades I just dont get as he wanted to bat at a higher level as he thought that he was never given that chance at the Shoe? and here he is playing B grade and batting at 8!! as for Task I know he is not comfortable playing their and is just giving one year for Trev as this is his last year last year last year last year you know what I mean????
Can anyone fill me in on the C grade.

[jokerz]

As for the B grade boys also a good effort but a shame to see 2 of OUR lads having a run with the enemy! Vades I just dont get as he wanted to bat at a higher level as he thought that he was never given that chance at the Shoe? and here he is playing B grade and batting at 8!! as for Task I know he is not comfortable playing their and is just giving one year for Trev as this is his last year last year last year last year you know what I mean????

funny about that I thought vades and task were ORIGINALLY from Seaford Rise Club HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YADDA YADDA YADDA!!!!!!!!!! maybe they could see the cracks already???!!!!

[shoe boy]

As for the B grade boys also a good effort but a shame to see 2 of OUR lads having a run with the enemy! Vades I just dont get as he wanted to bat at a higher level as he thought that he was never given that chance at the Shoe? and here he is playing B grade and batting at 8!! as for Task I know he is not comfortable playing their and is just giving one year for Trev as this is his last year last year last year last year you know what I mean????

funny about that I thought vades and task were ORIGINALLY from Seaford Rise Club HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YADDA YADDA YADDA!!!!!!!!!! maybe they could see the cracks already???!!!!

Yeh they say the cracks a long time ago! How did S/R go on the w/end

[jokerz]

dont know I dont play for them muppett boy

[shoe boy]

dont know I dont play for them muppett boy

Yeh didnt think so?? it is a small world?

[jokerz]

i might be closer than you think

[smithy]

In C Grade - Seaford Rise 81 v Port Noarlunga 2nd C GRade 3/105

[smithy]

As for the B grade boys also a good effort but a shame to see 2 of OUR lads having a run with the enemy! Vades I just dont get as he wanted to bat at a higher level as he thought that he was never given that chance at the Shoe? and here he is playing B grade and batting at 8!! .

Enemy??? Deep down you love Porties.......shoe boy

As for Vades, its only game 3...without knowing how many runs he's made I'm sure he'll get a run in the 1sts if he makes enough.

[BAZZA13]

As for the B grade boys also a good effort but a shame to see 2 of OUR lads having a run with the enemy! Vades I just dont get as he wanted to bat at a higher level as he thought that he was never given that chance at the Shoe? and here he is playing B grade and batting at 8!! .

Enemy??? Deep down you love Porties.......shoe boy

As for Vades, its only game 3...without knowing how many runs he's made I'm sure he'll get a run in the 1sts if he makes enough.

Somehow with the team you guys have he would'nt get a go, one would think...

But you never know...

[Off The Wall]

As for the B grade boys also a good effort but a shame to see 2 of OUR lads having a run with the enemy! Vades I just dont get as he wanted to bat at a higher level as he thought that he was never given that chance at the Shoe? and here he is playing B grade and batting at 8!! as for Task I know he is not comfortable playing their and is just giving one year for Trev as this is his last year last year last year last year you know what I mean????

funny about that I thought vades and task were ORIGINALLY from Seaford Rise Club HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YADDA YADDA YADDA!!!!!!!!!! maybe they could see the cracks already???!!!!

Vades aint, his first game was Noarlunga versus Seaford. Him and Hodgy got 4 each that day. **** knows why i can remember that tho. And i doubt Tasker aswell, first game was for the Shoe too

[DILLIGAF]

young bradley ross made two centurys on the same day one in the u/16 and then one in the b grade good on ya rossy

[krustymirkin]

unreal for the lad cant remember too many if any it being done before anyone know? what were the scores?