SA Churches and Community Cricket Association 2011/2012

[Goat Herder]

Haha! So you'll be joining us then? Although if they play 40 overs, it'll mean you can only bowl 20..

plus at least i will be able to bat a minimum of 20 overs with you bowling at one end!

Baha! As if my spell would last that long!

[hotpies]

Haha! So you'll be joining us then? Although if they play 40 overs, it'll mean you can only bowl 20..

plus at least i will be able to bat a minimum of 20 overs with you bowling at one end!

Baha! As if my spell would last that long!

Yeah your right again and I agree! After taking 36 runs off your first over, that would be your spell over!

[Goat Herder]

Yeah your right again and I agree! After taking 36 runs off your first over, that would be your spell over!

Somebody's got their ambitions confused with their capabilities. We'll find out how accurate or off the mark that is when the season proper kicks off I guess.

Maybe by then you soft blokes might be able to find the spuds to create one username, stick to it and be accountable for the tripe you sprout?

[Dancing in the rain]

Haha! So you'll be joining us then? Although if they play 40 overs, it'll mean you can only bowl 20..

plus at least i will be able to bat a minimum of 20 overs with you bowling at one end!

Baha! As if my spell would last that long!

I did not think they allowed people to bowl underarm anymore regardless of age or disability. i believe this was because of the great tasman war fought between the armadas of australia and new zealand shortly after the trevor chappel underarm incident. the australian navy sunk 25 canoes that day but i do believe the UN backed the kiwis and introduced the no underarm bill. so bad luck to you goat herder youll have to bowl overarm

[hotpies]

Yeah your right again and I agree! After taking 36 runs off your first over, that would be your spell over!

Somebody's got their ambitions confused with their capabilities. We'll find out how accurate or off the mark that is when the season proper kicks off I guess.

Maybe by then you soft blokes might be able to find the spuds to create one username, stick to it and be accountable for the tripe you sprout?

I agree again....but, the only place I'm accountable is on the cricket field mate, which unfortunately can't be said for some of the vista players in the grand final

[Goat Herder]

Yeah your right again and I agree! After taking 36 runs off your first over, that would be your spell over!

Somebody's got their ambitions confused with their capabilities. We'll find out how accurate or off the mark that is when the season proper kicks off I guess.

Maybe by then you soft blokes might be able to find the spuds to create one username, stick to it and be accountable for the tripe you sprout?

I agree again....but, the only place I'm accountable is on the cricket field mate, which unfortunately can't be said for some of the vista players in the grand final

Ba-boom tish! I agree! When you've been up for so long, complacency can tend to creep in. If you chaps stay up for so long, you'll know what I mean.

Did I tell you about our 8 in a row???

[dark & stormy]

blah blah blah blah blah..........sing us another song....
did I tell you about making finals every year and then bombing out
this ones just for you hot pies.....
I am so good when I bat all the bowlers suddenly pull hammies..
I am so good that when I bowl the bails start to shake.
I am so good nah , I am just really great.

[hotpies]

blah blah blah blah blah..........sing us another song....
did I tell you about making finals every year and then bombing out
this ones just for you hot pies.....
I am so good when I bat all the bowlers suddenly pull hammies..
I am so good that when I bowl the bails start to shake.
I am so good nah , I am just really great.

you forgot one line...

I am so good that when smasha thinks he is fast and pitches a short ball, the ball sails over the fence...

[Goat Herder]

Okay, because you never asked for it, I'll share it with you.

#1 we beat our fierce rivals Edwardstown.
#2 we beat Enfield convincingly after they never lost a match all season.
#3 PV Blue beat PV White. Yes, we were that good that both our A's & B's played in Div 1 and played off in the GF. PVB notched up the required 214 only 1 wicket down. Some old hack made a ton.
#4 we beat Salisbury Norf in a close one, but not before we won the semi final outright against Edwardstown after losing on 1st innings. Epic match.
#5 we beat Morialta convincingly.
#6 we beat Tea Tree Gully.
#7 we beat Tea Tree Gully again.
#8 we beat Modbury. Match was rained out. Minor premier (PV) won the flag.

Then there was the four in a row. Did you hear about them??

Let's hear about yours? Shouldn't take long.

[hotpies]

Okay, because you never asked for it, I'll share it with you.

#1 we beat our fierce rivals Edwardstown. - 1955
#2 we beat Enfield convincingly after they never lost a match all season. - 1956
#3 PV Blue beat PV White. Yes, we were that good that both our A's & B's played in Div 1 and made the GF. PVB notched up the required 214 only 1 wicket down. Some old hack made a ton. - 1957
#4 we beat Salisbury Norf in a close one, but not before we won the semi final outright against Edwardstown after losing on 1st innings. Epic match. - 1958
#5 we beat Morialta convincingly. - 1959
#6 we beat Tea Tree Gully. - 1960
#7 we beat Tea Tree Gully again. - 1961
#8 we beat Modbury. Match was rained out. Minor premier (PV) won the flag. - 1962

Then there was the four in a row. Did you hear about them??

Let's hear about yours? Shouldn't take long.

i agree, but you left out the years in your summary, ive done it for you

now i wanna hear phantoms grand final stories, where is phantom gone by the way? sooking?

[carey]

LOL

Great last few pages I'm just trying to work out whos in front!

[hotpies]

Okay, because you never asked for it, I'll share it with you.

#1 we beat our fierce rivals Edwardstown.
#2 we beat Enfield convincingly after they never lost a match all season.
#3 PV Blue beat PV White. Yes, we were that good that both our A's & B's played in Div 1 and played off in the GF. PVB notched up the required 214 only 1 wicket down. Some old hack made a ton.
#4 we beat Salisbury Norf in a close one, but not before we won the semi final outright against Edwardstown after losing on 1st innings. Epic match.
#5 we beat Morialta convincingly.
#6 we beat Tea Tree Gully.
#7 we beat Tea Tree Gully again.
#8 we beat Modbury. Match was rained out. Minor premier (PV) won the flag.

Then there was the four in a row. Did you hear about them??

Let's hear about yours? Shouldn't take long.

and i cant believe you count the rained out match as a flag, sure you won it by default but i would bragging about it too much.

now lets hear how the next 4 years are going to go.... :

#1 Rose Park smash Vista off the park, could of won outright in the end!
#2 Rose Park again premiers, beat Vista again, Goat Herders comeback season as captain and scores a golden duck in Grand Final
#3 Rose Park again premiers, beat Vista again, this time Marc cussens is captain again and scores a golden duck in the Grand Final
#4 Rose Park again premiers beating Vista by 1 run, a classic match, hotpies makes his debut for Rose Park in GF and belts SMASHA all over the ground after trying to bowl fast short balls (smasha now playing for Vista) to win on the last ball
#5 i think you can work out what happens here

[dark & stormy]

blah blah blah blah blah..........sing us another song....
did I tell you about making finals every year and then bombing out
this ones just for you hot pies.....
I am so good when I bat all the bowlers suddenly pull hammies..
I am so good that when I bowl the bails start to shake.
I am so good nah , I am just really great.

you forgot one line...

I am so good that when smasha thinks he is fast and pitches a short ball, the ball sails over the fence...

you will have to tell me that one mate.
havent seen that one, dont get hit for many sixes , very rare indeed.......just ask me I will tell ya...
have enough pace to hit the helmet , I did post that awhile ago , remember.....

[DKL]

blah blah blah blah blah..........sing us another song....
did I tell you about making finals every year and then bombing out
this ones just for you hot pies.....
I am so good when I bat all the bowlers suddenly pull hammies..
I am so good that when I bowl the bails start to shake.
I am so good nah , I am just really great.

you forgot one line...

I am so good that when smasha thinks he is fast and pitches a short ball, the ball sails over the fence...

you will have to tell me that one mate.
havent seen that one, dont get hit for many sixes , very rare indeed.......just ask me I will tell ya...
have enough pace to hit the helmet , I did post that awhile ago , remember.....

Smasha the only time you hit a batsman's helmet is if he top edges a hook shot of your tripe bowling!

[dark & stormy]

Okay, because you never asked for it, I'll share it with you.

#1 we beat our fierce rivals Edwardstown.
#2 we beat Enfield convincingly after they never lost a match all season.
#3 PV Blue beat PV White. Yes, we were that good that both our A's & B's played in Div 1 and played off in the GF. PVB notched up the required 214 only 1 wicket down. Some old hack made a ton.
#4 we beat Salisbury Norf in a close one, but not before we won the semi final outright against Edwardstown after losing on 1st innings. Epic match.
#5 we beat Morialta convincingly.
#6 we beat Tea Tree Gully.
#7 we beat Tea Tree Gully again.
#8 we beat Modbury. Match was rained out. Minor premier (PV) won the flag.

Then there was the four in a row. Did you hear about them??

Let's hear about yours? Shouldn't take long.

and i cant believe you count the rained out match as a flag, sure you won it by default but i would bragging about it too much.

now lets hear how the next 4 years are going to go.... :

#1 Rose Park smash Vista off the park, could of won outright in the end!
#2 Rose Park again premiers, beat Vista again, Goat Herders comeback season as captain and scores a golden duck in Grand Final
#3 Rose Park again premiers, beat Vista again, this time Marc cussens is captain again and scores a golden duck in the Grand Final
#
4 Rose Park again premiers beating Vista by 1 run, a classic match, hotpies makes his debut for Rose Park in GF and belts SMASHA all over the ground after trying to bowl fast short balls (smasha now playing for Vista) to win on the last ball
#5 i think you can work out what happens here

your a funny man.....
1.....I dont bowl short ...unless I am actually trying to hurt you.
2.....will never play for vista....as I cant be a one man side if there are already good players playing in that team.
3.....you cant hit what you cant see....blind man.....
4.....hows ya pocket billiards coming along ?????

[dark & stormy]

blah blah blah blah blah..........sing us another song....
did I tell you about making finals every year and then bombing out
this ones just for you hot pies.....
I am so good when I bat all the bowlers suddenly pull hammies..
I am so good that when I bowl the bails start to shake.
I am so good nah , I am just really great.

you forgot one line...

I am so good that when smasha thinks he is fast and pitches a short ball, the ball sails over the fence...

you will have to tell me that one mate.
havent seen that one, dont get hit for many sixes , very rare indeed.......just ask me I will tell ya...
have enough pace to hit the helmet , I did post that awhile ago , remember.....

Smasha the only time you hit a batsman's helmet is if he top edges a hook shot of your tripe bowling!

oh look, another idiot rose park player.....
my tripe bowling ? but you just said someone trying to play a hook shot and it hits his helmet....
so I must have been to quick for him other wise he would of used his bat......stick to doll collecting retard...

[Goat Herder]

and i cant believe you count the rained out match as a flag, sure you won it by default but i would bragging about it too much.

now lets hear how the next 4 years are going to go.... :

#1 Rose Park smash Vista off the park, could of won outright in the end!
#2 Rose Park again premiers, beat Vista again, Goat Herders comeback season as captain and scores a golden duck in Grand Final
#3 Rose Park again premiers, beat Vista again, this time Marc cussens is captain again and scores a golden duck in the Grand Final
#4 Rose Park again premiers beating Vista by 1 run, a classic match, hotpies makes his debut for Rose Park in GF and belts SMASHA all over the ground after trying to bowl fast short balls (smasha now playing for Vista) to win on the last ball
#5 i think you can work out what happens here

Check the history books. Pretty sure it spells it out fairly clearly, even clear enough for brain-dead schitzo's like you and your 8 other personalities to comprehend.

As for the rest of your crystal bong predictions, time to tuck the 'implement' away fella before you start fritzin' out.

[hotpies]

Okay, because you never asked for it, I'll share it with you.

#1 we beat our fierce rivals Edwardstown.
#2 we beat Enfield convincingly after they never lost a match all season.
#3 PV Blue beat PV White. Yes, we were that good that both our A's & B's played in Div 1 and played off in the GF. PVB notched up the required 214 only 1 wicket down. Some old hack made a ton.
#4 we beat Salisbury Norf in a close one, but not before we won the semi final outright against Edwardstown after losing on 1st innings. Epic match.
#5 we beat Morialta convincingly.
#6 we beat Tea Tree Gully.
#7 we beat Tea Tree Gully again.
#8 we beat Modbury. Match was rained out. Minor premier (PV) won the flag.

Then there was the four in a row. Did you hear about them??

Let's hear about yours? Shouldn't take long.

and i cant believe you count the rained out match as a flag, sure you won it by default but i would bragging about it too much.

now lets hear how the next 4 years are going to go.... :

#1 Rose Park smash Vista off the park, could of won outright in the end!
#2 Rose Park again premiers, beat Vista again, Goat Herders comeback season as captain and scores a golden duck in Grand Final
#3 Rose Park again premiers, beat Vista again, this time Marc cussens is captain again and scores a golden duck in the Grand Final
#
4 Rose Park again premiers beating Vista by 1 run, a classic match, hotpies makes his debut for Rose Park in GF and belts SMASHA all over the ground after trying to bowl fast short balls (smasha now playing for Vista) to win on the last ball
#5 i think you can work out what happens here

your a funny man.....
1.....I dont bowl short ...unless I am actually trying to hurt you.
2.....will never play for vista....as I cant be a one man side if there are already good players playing in that team.
3.....you cant hit what you cant see....blind man.....
4.....hows ya pocket billiards coming along ?????

Well smasha your more than welcome to come play for rose park as we need to replace Ian Henderson, so why not replace an ageing old slow opening bowler with another one?

[DKL]

He got hit in the head Smasha as he got blinded by the amount of sauce on your bowling!

[dark & stormy]

He got hit in the head Smasha as he got blinded by the amount of sauce on your bowling!

a hit is a hit......
come say hello one day....