SA Churches and Community Cricket Association 2011/2012

[Lightning McQueen]

Smasha, can you pm me the name of the lad from seaton who wanted to dance with you in the carpark. Reason i ask is the superperm got asked out for a dance as did another fella.

Do they have a jukebox outside their club We prefer to dance inside ours.

[Goat Herder]

Smasha, can you pm me the name of the lad from seaton who wanted to dance with you in the carpark. Reason i ask is the superperm got asked out for a dance as did another fella.

Do they have a jukebox outside their club We prefer to dance inside ours.

Yep, "Doiiing the Eagle Rock!!!"..

[The Riddler]

Smasha, can you pm me the name of the lad from seaton who wanted to dance with you in the carpark. Reason i ask is the superperm got asked out for a dance as did another fella.

I got asked out for a dance by him also and I was just spectating that day

[dark & stormy]

sent you a pm mate.....
yeah was quite funny. last time we played them I bowled him quite a few bouncers and nearly killed him twice..
broke one helmet aswell ....although it was just the screw part of the helmet...but still a hit is a hit...
the little fella asked me to the carpark after the game aswell funny thing is I was there and he saw me and he went the other way.....tough man .......

[hotpies]

sent you a pm mate.....
yeah was quite funny. last time we played them I bowled him quite a few bouncers and nearly killed him twice..
broke one helmet aswell ....although it was just the screw part of the helmet...but still a hit is a hit...
the little fella asked me to the carpark after the game aswell funny thing is I was there and he saw me and he went the other way.....tough man .......

Do you put fig jam on your toast in the morning when you have breakfast Smasha?

[dark & stormy]

sent you a pm mate.....
yeah was quite funny. last time we played them I bowled him quite a few bouncers and nearly killed him twice..
broke one helmet aswell ....although it was just the screw part of the helmet...but still a hit is a hit...
the little fella asked me to the carpark after the game aswell funny thing is I was there and he saw me and he went the other way.....tough man .......

Do you put fig jam on your toast in the morning when you have breakfast Smasha?

idiot......thats all I have to say to you ya retard.

[Oxygen Thief]

Smasha, can you pm me the name of the lad from seaton who wanted to dance with you in the carpark. Reason i ask is the superperm got asked out for a dance as did another fella.

Report it if its the same guy or not.

Funny thing happened last time we played them. When we bowled i " encouraged" their
young captain to play a shot. Later on i was talked to by the umpire who told me it wasnt
very nice to try and embarass the young man.
the next week one of their bowlers said " dont make me come over their and knock your
"f" in head off your "f"in shoulders, the same umpire just laughed

He's a good captain but he doesnt have control of some of his teamates that probably
need to be moved on.....

[dark & stormy]

Smasha, can you pm me the name of the lad from seaton who wanted to dance with you in the carpark. Reason i ask is the superperm got asked out for a dance as did another fella.

Report it if its the same guy or not.

Funny thing happened last time we played them. When we bowled i " encouraged" their
young captain to play a shot. Later on i was talked to by the umpire who told me it wasnt
very nice to try and embarass the young man.
the next week one of their bowlers said " dont make me come over their and knock your
"f" in head off your "f"in shoulders, the same umpire just laughed

He's a good captain but he doesnt have control of some of his teamates that probably
need to be moved on.....

agreed mate....gotta love em.

[Cougar]

Poor form with a follow up post, I know ( ), but provided the sledging isn't personal, it's just gamesmanship being played out. I used to play with a bloke (Cougs will know who I'm referring to.. ) who used to get real personal with his sledging, and that's where it crosses that line between what's acceptable and what's not. Funnily enough, the lower you get in grades, the more personal and unacceptable the sledging seems to be. It's basically a lack of respect for the game itself and your opponent, which is just bullshit.

Otherwise, if the sledging is amusing or non-personal, and you're worried about what they're saying and not what you supposed to be concentrating on, that'd be mission accomplished I reckon.

Yep the guy you refer to GH is the biggest tool I've played cricket against. He just use to go too far with the sledging, which was surprising for a bloke who got the Waugh brothers out in his prime.

[DKL]

crikey posters! i saw smasha wearing a para vista shirt tonight! double take! hahaha!

Did he lose a bet?

Perhaps we should name who we think are the biggest sledgers at each club? I'll start

Paralowie: Boxhead
Enfield: Gully
Rose Park: Riddle
Para Vista: Marshall
NEK: Who's that other old bloke Smasha?
Adel Lutheran: Borgas
Fitzroy: Superbad
Seaton: Thompson

[dark & stormy]

crikey posters! i saw smasha wearing a para vista shirt tonight! double take! hahaha!

[bara-stick]

sledding is good fun but some people take it to serioisly they need to take a chill pill.

[bara-stick]

sent you a pm mate.....
yeah was quite funny. last time we played them I bowled him quite a few bouncers and nearly killed him twice..
broke one helmet aswell ....although it was just the screw part of the helmet...but still a hit is a hit...
the little fella asked me to the carpark after the game aswell funny thing is I was there and he saw me and he went the other way.....tough man .......

Do you put fig jam on your toast in the morning when you have breakfast Smasha?

play of the day. keep on truckin.

[dark & stormy]

all this talk of sledding reminds when someone said to give me a piano and see if i could play that. sledding is good fun but some people take it to serioisly they need to take a chill pill.

sledding ? something you do in the snow....
sledging ? something you do in a game of cricket...
sorry mate had to do it

[bara-stick]

all this talk of sledding reminds when someone said to give me a piano and see if i could play that. sledding is good fun but some people take it to serioisly they need to take a chill pill.

sledding ? something you do in the snow....
sledging ? something you do in a game of cricket...
sorry mate had to do it

thats what i meant. whats with all the posters dancing smasha whats going on?

[hotpies]

NEK all out for 109 .. couple of guys copped abit of sledging from one MR MARSHALL....
not a good day with the bat from us but thats cricket, we normally do that in the first final.
so hopefully we have put that curse to rest and play to our full potential in the prelim.
back to MR MARSHALL........SECOND BALL DUCK , caught and bowled by a diving (haha) baldo......
revenge is sweet sometimes.
now they need 31 to win and we need 4 wickets for less than that ........will be a good finish whoever wins.
really bad shots played by both teams .

in defence of the hair machine model Richard Marshall, yes it may seem like he got a bit of pie in his face on the weekend.
However I think scoring 120 odd in a grand final against your mob on its own qualifies the bloke to be able to say what he wants, let alone the fact he backed up the year after with 60 odd in the grand final against roys. Fair to say he's got the runs on the board to compared to the blokes he was dishin it out to. As I wasn't there, can you confirm that the bloke he was giving stick to was Gatt? From what I've been told by guys that played smasha the feeling from both teams is that it felt like both teams didn't really care, that the game was just a formality to the first final so like you said blokes didn't value there wicket when batting, care to weigh in on that one....

think it was about two or three of our batsmen krafty....
gatty was one of them but he brings that upon himself. we have a go at gatty he is just that sort of person..
dont get me wrong , MR MARSHALL is a great bat and I never take him lightly, I take pride in taking his wicket and any top order batsmen. I dont have a problem with any vista lads , they play the game the way I play. play hard and at the end we always have a chat and sometimes a beer, but when the game starts all I see is another batsmen as I would think they think the same way.
play to win . and then drink and have a laugh at the end.
MARSHALL is a great player as most of vista is also, just saying it was sweet revenge getting him out cheaply after he was saying a few words to one of our batsmen that was not out at the end, hoddo was the unluckiest blokes on the day ,
absolutely smashed the ball and for pistol to hang onto it was unreal (bad luck hoddo)
smithy also unlucky being caught at point by a one hand catch glad I didnt have to move . just stuck the hand out and there it was...........as we are all saying this game is really for nothing as we dont care where we play the final.
will be a good finish to the regular season and then retirement from a grade for me........going to play b grade and have some fun from next season.....or maybe turf one day comp....pooraka one day comp has a couple of old fellas that I know and play indoor with so maybe.........

so how many more times are we going to hear you say you are not going to play in the churches comp again?

[dark & stormy]

as many times as I want.......
dont like it then dont read it, or........ should ......... I ......... type ............ slower....... for ........ you....

[Dancing in the rain]

Smasha, can you pm me the name of the lad from seaton who wanted to dance with you in the carpark. Reason i ask is the superperm got asked out for a dance as did another fella.

I got asked out for a dance by him also and I was just spectating that day

How come i never got asked to dance, i want to dance someone ask me to dance.

[Lightning McQueen]

How come i never got asked to dance, i want to dance someone ask me to dance.

Because it hasn't been raining.

[Goat Herder]

Smasha, can you pm me the name of the lad from seaton who wanted to dance with you in the carpark. Reason i ask is the superperm got asked out for a dance as did another fella.

I got asked out for a dance by him also and I was just spectating that day

How come i never got asked to dance, i want to dance someone ask me to dance.

Whitney was looking to dance with somebody for bloody years mate, you just left it too long..