Psuedo, you may have thought this was lost forever

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...that is unless you copied it. I wasn't sure where to put this song, so I decided that the song was part of FootySA history, and hence in a way, part of this forums' history.

This song is of REB quality, so here is the post that contained it:


21-Mar-05, 10:45 AM Pseudonymous

With the excitement of a new season upon us, and the joyful anticipation of a trip out to the industrial slagpile this weekend, Pseudonymous Productions (inc) proudly presents

An ode to Richmond Oval and all its quaint little nuances

in the style of Bruce Springsteen


I get up in the morning
'Coz I'm going to watch the Tigers play
I head off in the arvo
I'm going out to Broadspectrum today
I ain't nothin' but thirsty
Man I thirst so bad that I can't think
Hey there barman, I could use just a little drink

You can't drink at the footy
Without a piss break at the 10 minute mark
But the bulb has gone AWOL
So I guess we'll be pissing in the dark

I stand and watch the cheergirls
The PA sounds like a broken gramophone
I check the score on the far hill
But the clock reads *X!E and it has froze
The Bays ain't getting nowhere
Getting thumped again in a dump like this
I'm wishing I was elsewhere
Maybe I'll just go and sink more piss

You can't drink at the footy
Without a piss break at the 10 minute mark
But the bulb has gone AWOL
So I guess we'll be pissing in the dark

You stand and watch and get older,
There's a joke here somewhere and it's my team
I'll drink this world off my shoulders
Come on mates this beer is on me

Watch from the terrace of this ground
and Westies will carve up your mob alright
This is making me hungry
Thank God the Bloods BBQ is still alight
I'm dying for some action
I'm sick of standing round here in this hole
I need a team reaction
Come on Bays give me just one goal

You can't watch a footy team standin' round crying when they break your heart
So we're drinking at Richmond,
Even if we're just pissing in the dark
You can't remain sober worryin' about your shitty team falling apart
Drinking at Broadspectrum
Even if we're just pissing in the dark
Even if we're just pissing in the dark
Even if we're just pissing in the dark...

[Pseudo]

Lawdy, now there's a blast from the past!

Full of anachronisms now, since Westies finally wired up the dunnies to that new-fangled ee-leck-trickery so now one can see where one should be aiming.

I also penned an ode to Alberton in the style of Michael Jackson. I'll have to see if I can dredge it up.