SAFooty Season 2020 AFL Drinking Game

Not encouraging such behvaiour, but IF we were making a game for season 2020, what would constitute a drink during an AFL match?
1. Anytime Dwayne Russell says "Nails It"
2. Anytime Dermy mentions Cyril (double drink given he's retired)
3. Anytime BT mentions "The Dukes"
4. Anytime a side is penalised for not commencing with 6 at the back/front/middle
5. Every time Boon complains about John Longmire
6. Anytime Daisy Pearce speaks
7. Anytime Crows supporters leave at 3/4 time
8. Anytime Ben Brown comes off the Michael Holding run for a set shot, lets face it, your thirsty by the time he kicks the effin thing
9. Anytime Cameron Lings says anything intelligent - not much chance there
10. Anytime Eddie talks about Bucks & his 5 Copelands
11. Anytime a ruckman has a set shot for goals, and dead set shanks it.
12. Anytime Cameron Ling states the absolute bleeding obvious.
13. Anytime Bruce McAvaney asks a rhetorical question. You just know he will, don't you?
14. Anytime a commentator says to Hamish McLachlan "Have a word to your brother".
15. Anytime Luke Darcy chews on his own tongue at the start, middle or end of a sentence.
16. Anytime Razor Ray makes the game all about him
17. Anytime Wubsy says the Eagles 06 premiership is tainted
What else goes on the list?
1. Anytime Dwayne Russell says "Nails It"
2. Anytime Dermy mentions Cyril (double drink given he's retired)
3. Anytime BT mentions "The Dukes"
4. Anytime a side is penalised for not commencing with 6 at the back/front/middle
5. Every time Boon complains about John Longmire
6. Anytime Daisy Pearce speaks
7. Anytime Crows supporters leave at 3/4 time
8. Anytime Ben Brown comes off the Michael Holding run for a set shot, lets face it, your thirsty by the time he kicks the effin thing
9. Anytime Cameron Lings says anything intelligent - not much chance there
10. Anytime Eddie talks about Bucks & his 5 Copelands
11. Anytime a ruckman has a set shot for goals, and dead set shanks it.
12. Anytime Cameron Ling states the absolute bleeding obvious.
13. Anytime Bruce McAvaney asks a rhetorical question. You just know he will, don't you?
14. Anytime a commentator says to Hamish McLachlan "Have a word to your brother".
15. Anytime Luke Darcy chews on his own tongue at the start, middle or end of a sentence.
16. Anytime Razor Ray makes the game all about him
17. Anytime Wubsy says the Eagles 06 premiership is tainted
What else goes on the list?