50 Metre Penalties are Bollocks!

For anyone of my vintage you would remember when Footy had a 15 metre penalty. Then in 1988 I think it was they brought in the 50 metre penalty and I thought it sucked then and it sucks even harder now. For example.
Throw the ball back to the wrong guy - 50
Being within 5m of the protected area - 50
I'm a self important umpire who is trying to assert 'authority' - 50
Demonstronable behaviour - 50
Touching a guy after he has marked - 50
Interchange free kick - 50
IT'S ALL CARP! Fair enough if you whack a guy after he has taken the mark or you are deliberately wasting time or you are over the mark despite being told to move back but FFS be like the SANFL and bring in a 25m penalty because all of the above is absolute bollocks.
And once again my I say **** KB.
regards,
REB
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Throw the ball back to the wrong guy - 50
Being within 5m of the protected area - 50
I'm a self important umpire who is trying to assert 'authority' - 50
Demonstronable behaviour - 50
Touching a guy after he has marked - 50
Interchange free kick - 50
IT'S ALL CARP! Fair enough if you whack a guy after he has taken the mark or you are deliberately wasting time or you are over the mark despite being told to move back but FFS be like the SANFL and bring in a 25m penalty because all of the above is absolute bollocks.
And once again my I say **** KB.
regards,
REB
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